*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 ***

[CREATIVE!11]

As a 28 year old male, I had sex with a 63 year old woman, whilst her husband watched. At the time thought it was just something to tick of the bucket list, but totally enjoyed it and would do much older woman again.

Also had a super fat **** buddy, at least size 24. Again at the time was a bucket list thing but I had been through a bit of a dry patch and needed some release. Surprisingly she was exceedingly good at it, and I carried on seeing her for over a year, at least once a week, for some very enjoyable albeit sweaty fun.

Oh i'm 28....I told you not to reveal that info...

I'm secretly religious but pretend to all my friends and family that I'm not as they would not understand.

100% scorza is a muslim

 

[spoon]

This thread is totally hilarious

 

[Deleted member 651465]

The car park ticket one is just lolfunny

 

[foster grant]

This is awesome

 

[J.T]

Have some stars, great thread! lol

 

[alx]

I swear some of these read like they are written by the same person.

But regardless whether that's true, please keep them coming.

Could it just be that people read this thread before submitting confessions and copy the style, over time becoming more uniform?

 

[Jono8]

#92 beautifully wrote, 10 internet points to the OP

lol

 

[Tefal]

Shouldn't be too difficult to figure out... paging Tefal, paging Tefal...

Doubt I'll send any in now as I contributed enough horrors to the previous threads and haven't done anything bad enough to be massively interesting in the past few years.

Ive never dated anyone from here!

 

[EGuitarStar]

Ive never dated anyone from here!

Must you still deny the love that we had and the passionate nights we spent together?

 

[Sankari]

Ive never dated anyone from here!

Must you still deny the love that we had and the passionate nights we spent together?

Tefal, you should be ashamed of yourself!

 

[Snookums]

This thread baffles me so much but might be the winner of all threads. My one complaint.

There isn't enough confessions! C'mon people I wanna hear your dirty stories!

 

[Phate]

Coffess to what?

*Bats eyelashes*

 

[Narj]

Ive never dated anyone from here!

I was referring to the need for your detective skills!

I've got a few ideas but don't want to jump to conclusions!

 

[POB]

This isn't something i have done myself however something i witnessed when i was 16/17. Was over at a friends house as they had gone away for a while so was having a few beers as you do. One night it got pretty messy though everyone had an awful lot to much to drink. Now for some reason a friend of mine decided he would burrow a hole into a malt loaf that was in the fridge and **** the bejesus out of it. Once he had finished his business he put the chunks of maltloaf he had removed back into it.... and put it back into the fridge. Needless to say a couple of days later we went downstairs and his parents had come home and his mum was eating some of said maltloaf and mentioning that it tasted "odd" I have not eaten maltloaf since

Why was the malt loaf in the fridge?

 

[TechMinerUK]

Why was the malt loaf in the fridge?

I also wondered this, it dries out in the fridge (Well not that particular loaf)

 

[Sankari]

Malt loaf story is not even remotely believable.

 

[Akagi]

Yeah, thankfully...

 

[Cosimo]

Some of these are comedy gold.

 

[gjrc]

problem is, we have already had 5 versions of this thread so we must be running out of confessions....

 

[TechMinerUK]

problem is, we have already had 5 versions of this thread so we must be running out of confessions....

Give them some time and there will be plenty more, this is GD after all