Caporegime
156 while bad isn't a patch on 131. 
*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 ***
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Worse about #131 is living with that guilt all your life, and having told no-one, Christ man get some counselling. So dark, but it was an unfortunate incident, that you clearly have punished yourself inwardly for afterwards and still.
My aunt won 27million on the lottery and has given me £300,000 quid. It has been sitting in my bank account for months and I don't know how to tell my wife now that we are loaded as I know her family will be looking a slice of the pie but I'm loathe to give her family a penny as I don't like them. Most of them don't work and sponge off the state and would just spend the money on drink or rubbish. I'm dying to spend some cash but can't as the wife would know and would want to know where I got the cash given we are "skint" in her eyes.
This came with a link to a newspaper adding credibility to the claim. I was asked to remove it and have done so.
This came with a link to a newspaper adding credibility to the claim. I was asked to remove it and have done so.
I am a happily married man with a wonderful wife and children. I never really saw the people who lived opposite to me. I knew they were younger than me in their early twenties and that they had busy lives with high-powered jobs. They were the model modern couple: attractive, intelligent and well-off. Suddenly they seemed to be around more and yes when I saw the lady my guess was right she was clearly going to give birth soon. We spoke more and chatted and got to know each other.
Time went by and her husband went back to work and she didn't. We saw each other around and then one day there was a knock on my door; she had locked herself out whilst pushing the now one-year old around to get him to sleep. I invited her in whilst her child slept. We chatted and then she confided in me that her husband was always at work and didn't seem interested in her anymore. I replied I found this hard to believe but life often has periods like this and that it will pass. It was a hot day and she wasn't wearing a lot and well things got complicated and passionate fast.
Three months down the line we see each other every day for a few hours and whilst neither of us wants to change the way we live our public lives neither of us wants to give up what can only be described as unadulterated lust. She wants to do things that I'd never ask or expect me wife to do. Things often get downright depraved but it's consensual and she says she want to try things with me she'd never considered before.
Will it last: I guess not. Will our lives implode and people we care about get shattered in the process: maybe. Can I stop: no. So I guess I see this one through to whatever awaits us. I know it's probably not healthy for me or her and that we should stop but the simple fact is I just don't want to.
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Time went by and her husband went back to work and she didn't. We saw each other around and then one day there was a knock on my door; she had locked herself out whilst pushing the now one-year old around to get him to sleep. I invited her in whilst her child slept. We chatted and then she confided in me that her husband was always at work and didn't seem interested in her anymore. I replied I found this hard to believe but life often has periods like this and that it will pass. It was a hot day and she wasn't wearing a lot and well things got complicated and passionate fast.
Three months down the line we see each other every day for a few hours and whilst neither of us wants to change the way we live our public lives neither of us wants to give up what can only be described as unadulterated lust. She wants to do things that I'd never ask or expect me wife to do. Things often get downright depraved but it's consensual and she says she want to try things with me she'd never considered before.
Will it last: I guess not. Will our lives implode and people we care about get shattered in the process: maybe. Can I stop: no. So I guess I see this one through to whatever awaits us. I know it's probably not healthy for me or her and that we should stop but the simple fact is I just don't want to.
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This is an unpopular opinion but also a confession: I am secretly annoyed at people sending it outrageous stuff. That "confession" about the guy who caused a car crash and killed his girlfriend is – if true – manslaughter. Whether that story is true or not, it took the whole light hearted fun out of this thread and of course everyone and their mother jump on that confession. Yeah, I get we're supposed to feel sorry for that guy who supposedly distracted his girlfriend while she was driving and thereby killed her and then didn't even have the guts to come clean.
I like to pee whist showering in the local swimming baths, had many a chat with swimmers in the showers whist peeing at the same time lololol
This is from a couple of years ago.
I was having a pretend sickie day, lying on top of the covers, my girl had brought tea and toast up, leaving the door open and then went on to bring the kid to school. Browsing away on the ipad visiting some colourful sites, when I heard noises from the bedroom across the hall.
My GF sister was staying with us for a couple of weeks that Spring, realised I could switch the ipad to camera mode, and watch the screen eyes down, pretending to browse and yet still see from the end of the bed, across the hall and to the bedroom door.
I decided I would flash her, and see what her reaction would be.
So me lying on the bed, in loose bed shorts, quickly arranged myself, so my bits were not adequately covered.
I had a bit of a chub on from the previous browsing, but wasn't hard, more looking impressive, like I was a good 'show' er, and god knows what size 'grow' er, still hanging down, so she wouldn't be suspicious. Pillow on my lap, ipad clearly visible so she would know I was reading, and wouldn't be looking up to see her reaction.
Anyway, out of the bedroom she comes, spots me, says 'morning' or some such, then asks how I feel, as she had heard I was unwell.
I am watching in the screen for any reaction, and halfway through her question, I see her eyes go wide, and eyebrows raise as she clearly spots it.
Her eyes immediately dart up to my face, which is still looking down into the angled screen on the pillow, I pretend to be flicking a finger up and down the screen as if browsing.
She looks down again, then up, as I answer her, starting a conversation, I briefly look her in the face and eyes, before going back to the screen, while continuing to chat. She chats on, coming into the room, continually glancing up at my face, which remains down in the screen.
She sits at the end of the bed, dong and balls in full view, as she is talking to me, she is just staring at it. It was remarkably difficult not to sprout into full boner, but I didn't want her to know I was watching her look. My heart was getting faster and faster as the conversation progressed. After a time she seemed reassurred that I had no idea I was on display, she fumbled with her phone, and must have snapped a shot.
I nearly erupted at that, but she left to go and have her shower.
Heart so fast, I lasted exactly 2 strokes after she walked off before becoming a gloop fountain!
She took the longest shower I have ever known her to take, so I am going to assume she enjoyed it also.
I was having a pretend sickie day, lying on top of the covers, my girl had brought tea and toast up, leaving the door open and then went on to bring the kid to school. Browsing away on the ipad visiting some colourful sites, when I heard noises from the bedroom across the hall.
My GF sister was staying with us for a couple of weeks that Spring, realised I could switch the ipad to camera mode, and watch the screen eyes down, pretending to browse and yet still see from the end of the bed, across the hall and to the bedroom door.
I decided I would flash her, and see what her reaction would be.
So me lying on the bed, in loose bed shorts, quickly arranged myself, so my bits were not adequately covered.
I had a bit of a chub on from the previous browsing, but wasn't hard, more looking impressive, like I was a good 'show' er, and god knows what size 'grow' er, still hanging down, so she wouldn't be suspicious. Pillow on my lap, ipad clearly visible so she would know I was reading, and wouldn't be looking up to see her reaction.
Anyway, out of the bedroom she comes, spots me, says 'morning' or some such, then asks how I feel, as she had heard I was unwell.
I am watching in the screen for any reaction, and halfway through her question, I see her eyes go wide, and eyebrows raise as she clearly spots it.
Her eyes immediately dart up to my face, which is still looking down into the angled screen on the pillow, I pretend to be flicking a finger up and down the screen as if browsing.
She looks down again, then up, as I answer her, starting a conversation, I briefly look her in the face and eyes, before going back to the screen, while continuing to chat. She chats on, coming into the room, continually glancing up at my face, which remains down in the screen.
She sits at the end of the bed, dong and balls in full view, as she is talking to me, she is just staring at it. It was remarkably difficult not to sprout into full boner, but I didn't want her to know I was watching her look. My heart was getting faster and faster as the conversation progressed. After a time she seemed reassurred that I had no idea I was on display, she fumbled with her phone, and must have snapped a shot.
I nearly erupted at that, but she left to go and have her shower.
Heart so fast, I lasted exactly 2 strokes after she walked off before becoming a gloop fountain!
She took the longest shower I have ever known her to take, so I am going to assume she enjoyed it also.
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[FnG]magnolia;30009161 said:
She was probably thinking: Is he autistic..? He's not even making eye contact! Wait, what's that... is that..? HAH! A tiny pecker. I'll get a picture of this for the girls in work, they'll never haha.. never.. believe it's so small!
Ugh, now I feel dirty! I best go scrub myself with a wire brush. It's the only way to erase the image from my mind.
Soldato
[FnG]magnolia;30009161 said:
Take the kid to school. It's take the kid to school, not bring the kid to school. How can you bring something to somewhere you aren't?
Sorry, huge pet peeve of mine.
Caporegime
You're not alone. 
Get with the programme, the sister in law was reduced to jelly through his raging semi.
Caporegime
This, but I can sympathise from the family point of view.
Nearly everyone on my mum's side or the family is a government sponging scumbag. I haven't seen them in years but I know if I won the lottery and they found out they would be the first to knock of the door.
Yeah, I understand. My dad was always seen as the go to in my family if things were tough for the wider family.
Man of Honour
[FnG]magnolia;30009148 said:
Whoever this is you should just tell her. The longer you leave it, the harder it will be to explain. Especially if you're struggling to get by currently and are actually 'skint'.
Exactly, the longer you keep it from your wife, the harder it will be to explain and may cause further issues/arguments.
Tell her what's happened, sort yourselves out financially if you need to, enjoy some of it and invest/save the rest wisely to benefit you and your family for the years to come. Her family shouldn't have any issue with that as the money came from your Aunt and your primary concern as a husband is your families well being now and for the future.
Yep, pay off your mortgage or even better get a nice house in a better area using all of the money. There will be no left for anyone else then even if she did want to use it to gift their bad lifestyles. But you need to do it soon or else there will be problems. Maybe sort out a nice house etc on the pretence that you just want to look then you can spin out the time taken as you wanting to surprise her.
Soldato
Yeah, it's not like £300k is enough to start spreading it around anyway. It's the sort of money to buy a nice family home (outside London): it doesn't make you rich.
(it could be somewhat life changing, though. Not having a mortgage to pay would sort me right out)
(it could be somewhat life changing, though. Not having a mortgage to pay would sort me right out)