* Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 *

Munkyman · 9 Oct 2016 at 23:11

Fruit Ninja: Don't tell anyone, keep the mystery going. Let all the excitement die down until it's old news and then strike again

squarepusher · 9 Oct 2016 at 23:14

The Fruit Ninja is, quite frankly; an inspiration to the workspace toilet

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Mynight · 9 Oct 2016 at 23:21

Fruit ninja must keep his secret. The downfall of all super heros is someone who knows their secret

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Destination · 9 Oct 2016 at 23:26

Wtf is that last one?
I should drive back and throw fruit through her window?
Is that a reference to the fruit ninja?
It is late and I am confused, someone explain is that entire story a wind up, or just the last sentence a confusing mess?

RoboCod · 9 Oct 2016 at 23:40

Agreed with above. Fruit ninja MUST NOT disclose to anyone in the company. Basque in the anonymity forever! To reveal to someone could compromise you, especially a young lad who might be likely to blabber.

Phate · 9 Oct 2016 at 23:43

Fruit Ninja - if you work in IT create yourself an account and call it "Fruit Ninja" secretly send emails via OWA on your phone from that account.

Email it to the guy "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!"

"DO YOU PREFER BANANA OR ORANGES?!"

Uncle Petey · 9 Oct 2016 at 23:46

Hikari Kisugi said:
Wtf is that last one?
I should drive back and throw fruit through her window?
Is that a reference to the fruit ninja?
It is late and I am confused, someone explain is that entire story a wind up, or just the last sentence a confusing mess?

Somebody help us out with this bit too: I smashed her pasty and then caught a cold and left.

terley · 9 Oct 2016 at 23:47

RoboCod said:
Agreed with above. Fruit ninja MUST NOT disclose to anyone in the company. Basque in the anonymity forever! To reveal to someone could compromise you, especially a young lad who might be likely to blabber.

OMG james pond!

Mynight · 10 Oct 2016 at 00:01

Phate said:
Fruit Ninja - if you work in IT create yourself an account and call it "Fruit Ninja" secretly send emails via OWA on your phone from that account.

Email it to the guy "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!"

"DO YOU PREFER BANANA OR ORANGES?!"

This!!

The chronicles of fruit ninja needs to happen. I think the mods should allow a exemption from the multiple accounts rule.

RoboCod · 10 Oct 2016 at 00:02

terley said:
OMG james pond!

Did you ever play Aquatic Games featuring James Pond? That was a particular favourite of mine. Good times.

malachi · 10 Oct 2016 at 07:36

Uncle Petey said:
Somebody help us out with this bit too: I smashed her pasty and then caught a cold and left.

Im lost on that part too :confused:

MooMoo444 · 10 Oct 2016 at 07:50

malachi said:
Im lost on that part too

Lost at something that's obviously caught a cab?

AndyCr15 · 10 Oct 2016 at 08:10

Uncle Petey said:
Somebody help us out with this bit too: I smashed her pasty and then caught a cold and left.

I need clarification if the pasty was one of the aforementioned snacks or a euphemism.

touch · 10 Oct 2016 at 11:15

MooMoo444 said:
Lost at something that's obviously caught a cab?

But he clearly has his own car:

[FnG]magnolia;30088918 said:
Years ago I drove to Southampton

[FnG]magnolia;30088918 said:
she paid for my petrol

[FnG]magnolia;30088918 said:
Driving back

[FnG]magnolia;30088918 said:
my passenger seat

[FnG]magnolia;30088918 said:
whilst driving

MooMoo444 · 10 Oct 2016 at 11:18

He's a cab driver

antijoke · 10 Oct 2016 at 11:22

How are people so confused over that story?

Uncle Petey · 10 Oct 2016 at 11:50

^ Confessor located.

Kamerad · 10 Oct 2016 at 11:57

The story is retarded anyway. What cheap ******* has to get someone to pay for their petrol to go meet them.

antijoke · 10 Oct 2016 at 12:38

Uncle Petey said:
^ Confessor located.

Now, even if I deny it (it wasn't me) it's going to seem like I'm protesting too much.

LzR · 11 Oct 2016 at 12:20

He 'smashed her pasty', that's Geordie speak, who's from Newcastle here?

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