Anyone can do it.....can you

[ElRazur]

Who said im tring to be anything else? That's the whole point of freestyling its quick snap. Straight from the head, no hesitations. It's harmless fun, everything i and EL seem to do gets bashed lately

Chris, Ignore this people man, they remind me of all those old whinging and useless MP in the house of commons.
Jus ignore them at laught at them like i do all the time.

 

[ElRazur]

That didnt rhyme at all. You're getting worse...if that's possible.

You need some sleep seriously.

 

[ElRazur]

Nar then, I'm back by popular demand
Flat cap on me edd walking stick in me 'and
Tha nus big El 'e reckons 'e's reet grand
I reckon I could beat 'im wi' on'y me left 'and

Walkin' darn't road wi' me owld pal Bobby
'E stopped me 'e did and said 'summatsupeer'
'Eed on'y spied Mo'inder takin' up a new 'obby
In a field climbin' aboord a ruddy big steer

I'm standin' there 'avin dropped me stick
Ar Bobby sez 'ey gerar'tn it quick!'
A sez 'im 'flippin' 'eck, wass apnin theer??'
An 'e sez 'dunt tha know 'e's a queer?'

Someone please tell me what this dude is saying
All i heard was my name and i take it as you disobeying
Seriously stop playing cuz im about to slay you for overplaying

You aint from yorkshire more like im the real yorkshire ripper
lyrically, i murder you, if you dont believe me best ask your mother
Dont leave you day job yet cuz honestly i dont know why you bother
Unlike craig david i wasnt born to this
You aint hot enuff so i suggest you go battle agent chris
Please you need to stop cuz im tired of beating you at your game
It is time you pick up your boot as it is starting to rain
Unless you want more damage for you next insurance claim.

 

[ElRazur]

El, that was your best so far some good lines mate. Did you hear my recording on the last page lol

Which one? post the link i can only see gilly (i will be all up in you?? Supwithee??? WTF!!! lol)

 

[ElRazur]

Please tell me you aren't picking at my rhymes.

Nah not at all, i had a different image of what i expect you to sound like in real life but i was wrong when i listened to it. Nah offence intended.

 

[ElRazur]

You guys are still rappin' an' you sound like little children,
gettin' all aggressive, just like you wanna kill them.
You should learn to calm down, an' give this thread a break,
all these pointless lines, are givin' me a headache.
Gilly is the man, he be rappin' with a soundtrack,
El is having a go, but ends up soundin' real crap.
I don't know why i'm rappin', or why I even bother,
this thread is so painful, it's like livin' in squalor.
So heed my advice, and learn from the best,
step back off the line, and give this thread a rest.

Say my name one time and i'll be there
El is the same but still bigger than tony blair
Shame everyone writes me off but that aint fair
Cuz if im selling my rhymes i *** be a millionaire

Hold on Nix how do you sound
I go for a clean shot while you love rebound
The difference between me and you
I got more lines than your grandma wrinkles
and i can carry on spitting like a semi automatic
Unlike you i got skillz and im charismatic
Watch me come to your town and all the ladies gettin all ecstatic
Screaming out my name Chanting ElRazur
Ask your sister she wants me to be her baby father.

 

[ElRazur]

EL ^

Meet me on msn

 

[ElRazur]

Honestly?
I couldn't tell.

***Sniff sniff......Smells sarcasm***

 

[ElRazur]

ok mate
dont hate
just appreciate
mate

bo

You are over there rambling from the sideline
I suggest you go and read the guidelines
but i doubt if you understand it cause it is written by eistein
You brain cant dechipher cause of your broken spineline

I better stop now cuz im the champ and i aint got time
for your yak-yak.

 

[ElRazur]

yea you better stop
you know you're losing
so stop, before u lose the plot

i don't know any 'eistein'
u checked wiki yet? its einstein
born in 18 seventy nine
died in 19 fifty five
but i can see your intelligence
you've got potential...bare

you aint no champ
you've got butter cramp

now sit back, relax
open a new account with halifax
ive moved onto the pitch, from the sideline
from the touchline, back n forth
one smack and you're down, clown

bo

U tried so hard but can only be a spellchecker
You are in the wrong room if you wanna be teacher
18 5 4 2 what? please stop it you sound like a mad preacher
I dont need no wiki cuz my brain process info 1billion times faster than your quickie
I see you rhyme "intelligence" with "bare"
Boy you just murder english lingo and that aint fair
You damm right im cool and calm like 007
Im not shaken not stirred but calculative like the ocean 11
You rhymes aint strong so i suggest you study mine
And let it be you miracle manna from heaven.

 

[ElRazur]

whine?

I suggest you look through the post, ium sure there are more you can quote for your satisfaction.

 

[ElRazur]

Yo yo yo sup to the OcUK massive, big it up for Manlove!

****El jumps in his car and drives off, leaving the rap battle scene***

 

[ElRazur]

Hahaha!

ElRazor.. Don't give up the day job mate. lmfao

???!

 

[ElRazur]

Another one to explain?

He's saying don't bother going into full time rap.

***Thinks to myself***
This Dude never learn.....

 

[ElRazur]

His was a fair shout unless you actually think you're good at this...

Seriously dont come with that rubbish....seriously dont, i dont kiss your behind like your army in here. Im not intelligent, im arrogant, i stupid (oh im stuuuuuuupid) im not even black, those are the opinion of those who wanna think that and i suppose they are entittled to it.
I am not in the mood for you political, sarcasm, rebellious rubbish. There's a word, it is called "Ignore"! add it in front of ElRazur and it gives you and your rebellious army the solution to your problem you cant handle in here - me.

Yes i am good at this and NO you aint good at all, the last time i told you i like it (your audio rap)......I lied.

 

[ElRazur]

The only way we'll know is for El Razur to submit his proper recordings and for us to decide whether his lyrics fit his style.
It just so happens I'm looking for a rapper in my band so get over here El Razur and audition for me.

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17543235

It may say Guitar Warriors but its open to all instruments and styles.

Man, i respect you a lot but i dont think i will get any fair judgement at all, take a look at the thread, im ALREADY written off even before i start.

 

[ElRazur]

I would like to see this proof about your abilities.

Do you have a recording contract? have you won any writing awards? - Self confessed talent is almost as bad as having none.

Listen, i dont blow my trumpets, i dont need to give you NO proof.
Everythin i said in here, it is the truth (apart from gilly's recording i said i liked, he was getting all sensitive and i just said i do so as to avoid confrontation).
Now believe what you want....totally up to you.

 

[ElRazur]

Dude, I'm the last guy who would follow Gilly for the sake of it but the guy raises honest, truthful, points.

Dude, i dont like you and i dont like your post, as a matter of fact if you dont realize i IGNORE 90% of your sniping attempt then KNOW THAT NOW.

 

[ElRazur]

You do nothing but

Thats why there's been a spate of sigs mimicking yours...

Haaa, it was a statement, and i have seen worse signature but no one moans.
The only reason that stuff got mimicked was because i refuse to bow to all the nonsense and pressure put across. In the end who had the last laugh? i did cause that baby is still standing.

 

[ElRazur]

Your ego is going to get a good thread closed ElRazur.

Octagon, why are you doing this? I get picked on yet, you dont say nothing but as soon as i react i suddenly got labbeled a bad guy.....Come on man, email me if you have to. I play by the rule you know.