Man of Honour
I believe he's offended having been omitted from your list.Carzy said:
Of course, you knew that...
Anyone can do it.....can you
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Of course, you knew that...
Man of Honour
You can act all hated on and maligned and misunderstood if you like 
Don't think you're being hated on though, its just that the rest of us have tried to be funny with it
Don't think you're being hated on though, its just that the rest of us have tried to be funny with it
Hey yo! so many things i need to get off my chest
Before i proceed let me load my gun and put on my bullet proof vest
there loaded!
So many unwanted guest, i feel like i should put them to rest
Im talking of eternal rest through a cardiac arrest
Like i said before unlike craig david i wasnt born to do this
Having said that dont think you can ever diss me
Home boy i pick this stuff up as i go
So give some credit like your pay-as-you-go
I am undisputed cuz lyrically im a lyrical ho
Picking on my signature, only give me the fuel i need
Seriously it aint gonna go and it gives me the need to see you bleed
The speed at which i squeeze can only see you leak
your whole entire red substance coming out of your vein
Use my .44 magnum to spill out your whole punney brain
Stand on your slained body and shout out WHO'S NEXT
I have a dream like the Black Hero called Malcom X
I see vision of me beating down suckers at the next meet that make me vex
So watch what you say 'cause it might come back to haunt you
I dont do no comedy when i rap, this straight talking so seriously, watch it you dont wanna get it.
Before i proceed let me load my gun and put on my bullet proof vest
there loaded!
So many unwanted guest, i feel like i should put them to rest
Im talking of eternal rest through a cardiac arrest
Like i said before unlike craig david i wasnt born to do this
Having said that dont think you can ever diss me
Home boy i pick this stuff up as i go
So give some credit like your pay-as-you-go
I am undisputed cuz lyrically im a lyrical ho
Picking on my signature, only give me the fuel i need
Seriously it aint gonna go and it gives me the need to see you bleed
The speed at which i squeeze can only see you leak
your whole entire red substance coming out of your vein
Use my .44 magnum to spill out your whole punney brain
Stand on your slained body and shout out WHO'S NEXT
I have a dream like the Black Hero called Malcom X
I see vision of me beating down suckers at the next meet that make me vex
So watch what you say 'cause it might come back to haunt you
I dont do no comedy when i rap, this straight talking so seriously, watch it you dont wanna get it.
chris_r said:
Wasn't going to do this but I will now.
Let's compare:
chris_r said:
And:
GordyR said:Superb Arcade Fire! You really had me going,
You took me by surprise, without me even knowing,
You caught me by the short and curly's, with my panties down
Dressed up in my frilly satin womens undergown,
This to you may sound absurd and just a little wrong,
But while I read your rap aloud I stroked my furry thong,
You're obviously a man of taste, of charm and intellect,
So forgive me for informing you, you're completely incorrect,
Sure I joke of thongs and things, and gayness to the extreme,
But rest assured I do not partake in dousings of man-cream,
So stop the hate there ain't no need, to ever hold a grudge,
Upon a simple Essex boy, who never has packed fudge,
I'd like to take a moment here to let you fellows know,
It's pictures of the furry cup that make my willy grow,
I'm secure with my desires, but can you say the same?
Do you spend your days, dressed in leotards watching 'fame'?
I've seen it many times before, some were even mates,
As soon as we're alone I find they're anything but straight,
It always seems to be the ones so quick to shout out 'bent'!
Who secretly in the shower-rooms are hiding a pitched tent!
Note: Loved your rhyme AF, made my cry with laughter.
I think my list was pretty good thanks.
And here's two options I'll leave you with:
1. I omitted you from the list because I hate you vehemently as a person.
2. I omitted you from the list because you weren't one of the main people I noticed writing good, funny, interesting posts; most certainly not to the standard of something along the lines of what I've quoted above.
1 or 2......take your pick.....times running out!
Soldato
G|mp said:
The timing of that post was very unfortunate!
Soldato
G|mp said:I feel that somehow fate has kicked me in the spuds
Fate shows no mercy dude
. But at least your post does not show after El's post, that would be a lot more embarrassing, honestly... ElRazur said:
Im definetly scared because at the next meet ma friends going to murder me to his tolerable degree,
you talk about a magnum is that made of ice or is it a electromechanical working device
you talk about whos next, in your bulletproof vest, scared of my rounds as i shoot im making verbal abusive sounds
dont kill me dont kill me you shout but ill murder you, day in day out.
i aint been into writing before myself i was just stuck, on yo momas continetal shelf
now this stuffs gonna bring in some wealth, you razor you wannabe curtain raiser its about time you meet my gas maser
i can rap all day, evening and night get off the forums, book an international flight just go man, we can spot you from anywhere on here, under your ultravilot lime light
looking at you through the telescopic sight i see you sitting at the burial site
your gonna die and you know it so you best get a builders permit, fo that grave so bye el, *sticks my fingers up giving the middle wave*
all a joke, fight back
Carzy said:
Haaa haaa *chokes** Haa HHaaa **Chokes again**
I honestly dont care, say what you want! I guess things i say is not what you are used to. Oh i dont crack you up like your monthy python and andy&lou rappers in here......
I dont even believe im replying to this......you know what stay blessed.
chris_r said:
Chris you alright man, I dont wanna battle you for now, let me wait for these suckers and see what rubbish skillz they've got up there sleeve.
I sometime feel it is a uphill battle! Im rapping in a forum filled with Rock, guitar and punk loving dudes, those who think girls aloud are better than destiny's child, rely on wiki for 99% of what they claim to know in here and dont forget those who just jump on the band wagon.... they just wont understand. Proof? If someone can say gilly is a better freestyler or rapper than me then i rest my case.
Soldato
Gilly is a better freestyler and rapper than you.
Post an MP3 and we can evaluate further.
Post an MP3 and we can evaluate further.
LeperousDust said:
Yeah he is, can i just say wassupwiththee!! (Yorkshire version of Hiphop "Wordup").
Uploading my audio diss, was done for a laugh dont care if its lame
http://www.badongo.net/file/495041
http://www.badongo.net/file/495041
ElRazur said:
So here comes 'El', what a boy wonder,
I'm sad to say you made a fatal blunder,
When it comes to delivery, what a load of tosh,
You try to sound so 'gangsta-like' but come across all posh!
I may not wear medalions or sip on 'gin n juice'
But frankly I don't care for rap, or so thats my excuse,
I like to rhyme and play with words, i'd do it all day if I could,
While you have your obsession with.... 'riding with da hood'!
Come on get a grip dear boy, it ain't about who's best,
Success is all subjective, it's a true personal quest,
One thing I would like to add, if you're such a master,
How come all your sentences crumble up like plaster?
Whoops there goes a metaphor, I hope I didn't confuse,
Perhaps you bunked that day at school to sip on cheap old booze,
You talk of loaded guns like you've known them your whole life,
The only piece you've ever seen, is your kitchen knife,
That brings me to your 'magnum', Uhhuh okay whatever,
I assume you mean the ice creams that you snack on in warm weather,
Come on give it up now dude, You've never been a 'gangsta'
You probably work a nine to five, at most a bloody banker,
The morale of this story kids, I trust you'll learn it well,
Rhyme about experience, not fake working class hell,
Sure we all have idols, who write words that inspire,
The difference is they lived those lives and thats what I admire,
Note: Elrazur... Some of us make no pretence about being rappers. I for one have never rapped or written a word to that effect in my life. It's just not me. What most of us are doing here is having a little fun with words and rhymes... More like simple poetry than rap and deliberately going for a comedy value all in the name of fun. There is no need to bash those of us who clearly couldn't care less.
As some constructive criticism I would suggest you try to write more from your own life and your own experiences rather than talking about guns and 'gansta' stuff. When I read something that has clearly come from the authors heart I can respect it greatly, be it rap, rock, pop or whatever. But your verses sound very fake to me. Use your writing as an expression of your emotions and experiences, i'm sure you are capable of much more than you have shown us.
Please don't take this the wrong way I am actually trying to be helpful here. Just don't try to be somone you're not and you will earn a lot more respect.
ElRazur said:
Do you want me to list the hip-hop artists I listen to again, like I had to do with chris_r?
How you can even begin to try to claim that there aren't people who are very much into hip-hop on these forums is beyond belief.
You never seem to actually take in anything anyone says do you?
Oh, and I wasn't looking at your rap in terms of comedy value, I was actually looking at it in terms of quality rapping. Failed at that too I'm afraid. Better luck next time (although you've had quite a few attempts in this thread sadly...). So, with not much quality rapping in this thread, I turned towards the comedy stuff.
Carzy said:
Nail... hit... head.
Most of us here don't pretend to be rappers and in all honesty we don't want to be. We are just having some fun. I don't think many of us have really even tried to construct what most of us would consider a quality rap, we are just having a laugh. Though I will admit I haven't read every single post in this thread so could be wrong there.
Anyway in case you're interested there is a lot of rap that I like and a lot that I dislike, just as with any other style of music. But I sure as hell am no rapper.
GordyR said:Nail... hit... head.
Most of us here don't pretend to be rappers and in all honesty we don't want to be. We are just having some fun. There is a lot of rap that I like and a lot that I dislike, just as with any other style of music.
I agree with this, i don't want to be a rapper either, it's just something i have a huge intrest in, where your intrests may be go karting, football etc
Also, nice reply to EL i do agree speaking from your own expierences is much better as it shows you, rather then the so called 'wannabe'. Freestyles are an exception as we are all having a laugh, but if i do write something up i will make sure its from my life.
I would actually like, and most probaly enjoy writing a 'rap' as to me, as mentioned before the best 'rap songs' are stories without that many ryming words going on. Would be fun, a new expierence. You are a very talented poet by the way.
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