Anyone can do it.....can you

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dmpoole said:
OK El Razur, we've all seen 8 Mile,
We've heard Eminem and his amazing freestyle,
but what we want to know can you deliver the rap,
or are you a joke and just talking crap?

The only way, you'll win this war,
Is to lay down tracks that'll leave us in awe,
If you don't, then your word means nowt,
Post an MP3 or get the **** out.
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My suggestion, if you dont mind :)
 
dmpool is being controversial in this place
working out what he means isn't at all ace
gordyr is a legend at rhymin
so much so that i was amazed by his timing
anyhoo im crap with this ryhming and rapping lark
so much so, that im out with my dog to the park
the graphs and disses about big bad el
had me laughing so much i was completely in stitches
so to all of you i bid farewell
i'll talk to you later, ttyl.


w0rd. :p
 
iCraig said:
My suggestion, if you dont mind :)
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Davey_Pitch said:
Man you need to wake up, you need a reality check
If you think you've seen the best I've got, you ain't seen nothing yet
My first rhyme was a tester, to see how you'd react
It seems you took it personal, but I expected that
You want to be respected, for your "incredible rap flow"
You might get what you want if your flow wasn't a no show
I asked you to get a vocabulary and it seems that you did try
You even took to making words up, just to comply
What the hell is spellolymics? It doesn't sound like much fun
But I guess it beats the hell about you rapping about a gun
"So dont blame me you get the wrong boat and it all turned catastrophic"
I wanted to see what the next line was, but I guess you had to stop it
For someone who claims to be a rapper you don't know how to rhyme
I guess it's not your day job, so you only do it part time
So you say you're not a gangster, and you know what that's cool
People are much more comfortable, thinking you a fool
Why do I need to ask who is who, I know who I am
It seems you're the one who's confused, a boy playing at being a man
I think I'll end this here, I think our time is through
I've got threads to lock and people to ban, now I'm through with you.

Fo shizzle.
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Hommie i have to go back to basics now cuz i see you are STILL getting it wrong
I see you tried but STILL isnt good as a matter of fact closer to rubbish, so im gonna show you how is done
Jealousy and envy i see it your lines, what a shame just bcuz El got you Outrun
You claimed to be the Don, but i doubt you know the meaning
Not a suprise you dont have a clue then try to Demean me
How can you claim to be the Don and not know Spellolympics?
Oh i get it! Wiki aint showing it so it becomes a difficult mathematics!
Well let me keep you in suspense, and upset all your kiss-behind-fanatics
Still on the word spell-olympics, Oh that reminds me of a statement
"Dont say Homie because that makes you retarted"
Aint it typical? what you dont understand should be disregarded?!
Come on man, dont make me throw no punch while you are unguarded
Nah, No more mr Nice guy. Spell Olympics is a spelling competion held in schools in America

El never take any of your "Bull droppings" personal as a matter of fact, i see you as a friend
Seriously i see you more like a blind friend, im trying to explain the colour of the rainbow to. So im gonna give it all and not even pretend
But there is so much i can do, when ignorance and rebellion is abundant on the forum.

my rap flow, i still maintain is incredible
if the stuff im spitting is a food,
It will be marked 100% totally edible
But i guess no matter how i manipulate my words
and come in with the right punchlines
It will never be deemed credible

On this forum, i feel like steve seagal, im marked for death
But you cant kill me as i will NEVER run out of breath
As a matter of fact i should take the hat and be the don
but on second thought lets leave the toilet cleaning for the cleaners
El's got bigger fish to fry!
 
Do you mean a "Spelling Bee" ElRazur?

El, you lose the flow in that post like 5 lines in. You're getting worse.
 
dmpoole said:
(nearly).
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Hey man, i like your straight up talk. Ok so you want me to up load a track of mine? Honestly i dont wanna but the way it is going i might have to, im thinking of a better idea. HOW ABOUT ALL THE EXCELLENT "FREESTYLERS" IN HERE COME TO THE NEXT LONDON MEET FOR A LIVE PUB BATTLE?

Now that's a good idea, that way we REALLY know those who are good with keyboards and those who can really do it! :)

No disrespect Gilly need not apply unless he practice hard and pray for a miracle, he cant even fake it

(judgement based on what i heard). :)
 
ElRazur said:
Hey man, i like your straight up talk. Ok so you want me to up load a track of mine? Honestly i dont wanna but the way it is going i might have to, im thinking of a better idea. HOW ABOUT ALL THE EXCELLENT "FREESTYLERS" IN HERE COME TO THE NEXT LONDON MEET FOR A LIVE PUB BATTLE?

Now that's a good idea, that way we REALLY know those who are good with keyboards and those who can really do it! :)

No disrespect Gilly need not apply unless he practice hard and pray for a miracle, he cant even fake it

(judgement based on what i heard). :)
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Do you have an ear wax problem?
 
ElRazur said:
HOW ABOUT ALL THE EXCELLENT "FREESTYLERS" IN HERE COME TO THE NEXT LONDON MEET FOR A LIVE PUB BATTLE?
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No one here is claiming to be able to freestyle well. What we're saying is that you can't even write a half-decent rap when you've got time to think about it, so it's pretty doubtful that you could make one up on the spot.
 
ElRazur said:
Hommie i have to go back to basics now cuz i see you are STILL getting it wrong
I see you tried but STILL isnt good as a matter of fact closer to rubbish, so im gonna show you how is done
Jealousy and envy i see it your lines, what a shame just bcuz El got you Outrun
You claimed to be the Don, but i doubt you know the meaning
Not a suprise you dont have a clue then try to Demean me
How can you claim to be the Don and not know Spellolympics?
Oh i get it! Wiki aint showing it so it becomes a difficult mathematics!
Well let me keep you in suspense, and upset all your kiss-behind-fanatics
Still on the word spell-olympics, Oh that reminds me of a statement
"Dont say Homie because that makes you retarted"
Aint it typical? what you dont understand should be disregarded?!
Come on man, dont make me throw no punch while you are unguarded
Nah, No more mr Nice guy. Spell Olympics is a spelling competion held in schools in America

El never take any of your "Bull droppings" personal as a matter of fact, i see you as a friend
Seriously i see you more like a blind friend, im trying to explain the colour of the rainbow to. So im gonna give it all and not even pretend
But there is so much i can do, when ignorance and rebellion is abundant on the forum.

my rap flow, i still maintain is incredible
if the stuff im spitting is a food,
It will be marked 100% totally edible
But i guess no matter how i manipulate my words
and come in with the right punchlines
It will never be deemed credible

On this forum, i feel like steve seagal, im marked for death
But you cant kill me as i will NEVER run out of breath
As a matter of fact i should take the hat and be the don
but on second thought lets leave the toilet cleaning for the cleaners
El's got bigger fish to fry!
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Im not being mean, but that seriosuly hurt my head to read :(
 
ElRazur said:
my rap flow, i still maintain is incredible
if the stuff im spitting is a food,
It will be marked 100% totally edible
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This is an example of what I mean. Seriously, this is shockingly, shockingly bad! It's absolutely awful. How on earth you can claim to be a 'great rapper' when you come out with dross like this is beyond me.

PS did you know that horse urine is 100% edible?

Edit: Hah, I see that dmp noticed the same bit as me. Props, homee ;).
 
I rest my case, experiment concluded.

Trying to explain the colour of the rainbow to a blind audience is an impossible task. Period.


PS
Take a four bar beat in your head (preferably hiphop beat and recite those stuff ive written to it).
 
Arcade Fire's posts seem sesquipedalian
So to many his posts will sound rather alien
I'll wait here whilst you all go check that in your dictionaries
And comfort yourselves after a beating, sat eating your Ben and Jerries

Yup, your lies and lines are pretentious
And proclaiming yourself the best is a point that's contentious
I've been easy on your ass so far
You're old and outmoded like you're a VCR

Quick to the point, to the point no fakin'
Handing Arcade Fire's ass to him like a pound of bacon

ElRazur's got it into his head that someone dissed his spellin'
In fact, its my name he's been screamin' and yellin'
Read my lips son, pass this through inspection
I wasn't picking on your spelling I was adding inflection to my post
Yes me, who you love the most
Even though you tend to brag and boast that you're the best
When you aint never been put to the test

Lets hear you record it
You've built it up now, don't let us down you're the big man
I've done so, you saw it
You lied about liking it, so I hope you've a better plan

This rhyme is shocking
Cos I've just woke up
I'm off to check out yo momma's stockings
Before you retort let me tell you STFU

(Hope that last bit works better than DM's :p)

ElRazur said:
PS
Take a four bar beat in your head (preferably hiphop beat and recite those stuff ive written to it).
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None of yours run to a beat, thats why we've been asking you to record some.
 
ElRazur said:
PS
Take a four bar beat in your head (preferably hiphop beat and recite those stuff ive written to it).
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I was willing to take this onboard, however there is 1 critical flaw here..

It's not suited to 4/4 or any other time signature.. ( thought it was meant to be freestyle; free time aka no time signature :rolleyes: )

Anyway, before you ask "how do you know" then let me lay summit down for ya homie..

I got an A level in music tech,
its clear as day.. you cant rhyme for ****,
ive got a degree in sound engineering,
watchin you rap is like driving without da' steering,
im going for a masters in this speciality,
which means i know more about you on the subject of rhythm...FACTUALITY.
 
EVH said:
I got an A level in music tech,
its clear as day.. you cant rhyme for ****,
ive got a degree in sound engineering,
watchin you rap is like driving without da' steering,
im going for a masters in this speciality,
which means i know more about you on the subject of rhythm...FACTUALITY.
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Wow cool, repect yo!
If he wont listen to us, and he doesnt listen to EVH. Then by damn, he wont listen to anyone.
 
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