Anyone can do it.....can you

[Anders0n]

Got me laughing, Have 5!

 

[Treefrog]

I wasn't going to comment til the edit, I though you were simply agreeing, FACT.

Nah, just miffed at being beaten to the submit button.
Again.

 

[Gilly]

Aye, tha's reet, I'm from Yorkshire and I'm here to rock the beat
All up in yer wi' mi whippits at me feet
Check me style, ima bust up all yer ills
We're comin' from darn't pit or up in't mills


Tha nus tha's nowt compared to me
Step to this ima contemplate summat for thee
I'll be all up in yer like a muslim wit' relidgin
An' all be off t't track or to fly me pigeon

 

[evil.jelly]

I'd like to rap, unfortunately i sound like crap,
I used to smoke trees, now i've just got man boobies,
i dreamt of being someone with clout, it'll never happen now that my hair's falling out,
oh well enough of these lame puns, guess i'll get back to the simpsons.


sorry about that.. anyone wanting the 30seconds of their life back should send a self-addressed envelope to po box 69

 

[PardonTheWait]

Aye, tha's reet, I'm from Yorkshire and I'm here to rock the beat
All up in yer wi' mi whippits at me feet
Check me style, ima bust up all yer ills
We're comin' from darn't pit or up in't mills


Tha nus tha's nowt compared to me
Step to this ima contemplate summat for thee
I'll be all up in yer like a muslim wit' relidgin
An' all be off t't track or to fly me pigeon

eee's a norvern monkey, and that's no joke
leave him alone wiv a sheep he'd probly give it a poke
the norf saahf divide aint never gonna fall
give me a big enough stick, an' I batter 'em all
i'm a cockney, I'm a cockney, i'm a cockney
apples and pears guv avin a geerafe whatnot whatnot

 

[Nix]

Yo yo!
You say I can't rap.
Mohinder can, 'n' that a FACT.
You start a thread, you can't take the heat,
back off quickly, don't like being beat.
Stand back 'n' gaze,
an' my flow will amaze.
Should learn from the best,
you've failed your lil test.
Enjoy my lyrical rhyme,
an' thanks for wasting my time.

 

[Kreeeee]

I'd like to rap, unfortunately i sound like crap,
I used to smoke trees, now i've just got man boobies,
i dreamt of being someone with clout, it'll never happen now that my hair's falling out,
oh well enough of these lame puns, guess i'll get back to the simpsons.


sorry about that.. anyone wanting the 30seconds of their life back should send a self-addressed envelope to po box 69

At least you put the effort in

 

[Aruffell]

What makes you wanna gloat, you puny little scroat.
You's so far behind me, you can't even see me.
Go on I dare ya, put up a fight.
I'll pwn you so hard you'll be out for the night!

EDIT: It's crap lol

Had a mental block lol and im hungry

Kreeeee is not really gay i dont think lol

 

[Neoni]

Hey yo this is El, ra-ta-ta ta-takk/ you know im back with a brand new rap attack/ i grab the mic like a pimp called the mac/my temp so hot i do nothing but melt the track/you read my views in here and you can tell im untochable cuz Dons can do no jack/ Maybe i love controversy like your average rapper loves Hennesey/ Cant you see i bet my money on chelsea not to win/......

lame :/

 

[skiba]

Your rhymes are as painful as a back sack n crack.

That is a legendary line! well done my friend!

 

[SideWinder]

Everyone seems to rap like a black gangster..or is it just me?

 

[Bunka]

I'll beat you with sticks, 'specially that guy nix
whats with this guy El, starts a thread, gets given hell
he comes in here all in y0 face, yet leaves in disgrace
am also from oop north, as norven as ey come
got a problem wiv it, then you'd better run.

word, holla, peace.

 

[Kreeeee]

EDIT: It's crap lol

Had a mental block lol and im hungry

Kreeeee is not really gay i dont think lol

*SLAP*

I don't know what happened but I'm sure you deserved it.

Everyone seems to rap like a black gangster..or is it just me?

That's the whole point...

 

[PardonTheWait]

southend on sea crew rappin' like demons, nix is from my ghetto but i aint never seen him, the S-O-S posse we're whippin' up a frenzy, elrazur left the thread cos he aint got no friends see? we got the longest pleasure pier in the whole wide world, an' that's just in my pants pal, haven't you heard? Stand Tall on my chest and that's just how i live guv, only apparently in real life I'm not as tall as you'd think bruv

 

[Neoni]

southend on sea crew rappin' like demons, nix is from my ghetto but i aint never seen him, the S-O-S posse we're whippin' up a frenzy, elrazur left the thread cos he aint got no friends see? we got the longest pleasure pier that there is in the world, an' that's just in my pants pal, haven't you heard? Stand Tall on my chest and that's just how i try to live and love, only apparently in real life I'm not as tall as you'd think bruv

Oh Snap, Fo Sure?

 

[Royality]

Aye, tha's reet, I'm from Yorkshire and I'm here to rock the beat
All up in yer wi' mi whippits at me feet
Check me style, ima bust up all yer ills
We're comin' from darn't pit or up in't mills

Man that sounds like it came straight out of a parody. This thread is great.

 

[Gilly]

Everyone seems to rap like a black gangster..or is it just me?

Fairly sure I didn't...

Man that sounds like it came straight out of a parody. This thread is great.

Thinking about recording it when I get a sec

 

[Bunka]

Mohinder's only 3 foot 4, he's so small that he can't even knock on my door. He tells everyone he's gonna kick em in, yet i can't even see this guy scratchin my shin. He lives darn sarf, in southend on sea, yet is so emo it even hurts me.

 

[SideWinder]

Fairly sure I didn't...

Your the exception. Your rap reminds me of something i'd need to study when looking at dialect and accent in written text in my A-Level English class.

 

[PardonTheWait]

Mohinder's only 3 foot 4, he's so small that he can't even knock on my door. He tells everyone he's gonna kick em in, yet i can't even see this guy scratchin my shin. He lives darn sarf, in southend on sea, yet is so emo it even hurts me.

I'm five foot nine!