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Sic said:
while you's reading forums 20ppp
i'm spankin' ho's asses over my knee
i won't read your rhyme til you view at 80
i ain't seen a real man view under that lately
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and in english now please :p
 
GordyR said:
Superb Arcade Fire! You really had me going,
You took me by surprise, without me even knowing,
You caught me by the short and curly's, with my panties down
Dressed up in my frilly satin womens undergown,

This to you may sound absurd and just a little wrong,
But while I read your rap aloud I stroked my furry thong,
You're obviously a man of taste, of charm and intellect,
So forgive me for informing you, you're completely incorrect,

Sure I joke of thongs and things, and gayness to the extreme,
But rest assured I do not partake in dousings of man-cream,
So stop the hate there ain't no need, to ever hold a grudge,
Upon a simple Essex boy, who never has packed fudge,

I'd like to take a moment here to let you fellows know,
It's pictures of the furry cup that make my willy grow,
I'm secure with my desires, but can you say the same?
Do you spend your days, dressed in leotards watching 'fame'?

I've seen it many times before, some were even mates,
As soon as we're alone I find they're anything but straight,
It always seems to be the ones so quick to shout out 'bent'!
Who secretly in the shower-rooms are hiding a pitched tent!
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The news that you're straight chills me to tha bones,
Now I'll never hear yo' groans and moans,
Like my load, my chances are blown,
You missed my homoerotic undertones. :(

Gilly's frontin', he thinks he's tha daddy,
He ain't nowt but a Yorkshire laddie,
I don't know who's tha bigger baddie,
Gilly tha monkey or Scuzi tha paddy.

Sic's here too, this is gettin' tricky,
A full emm-cee crew, (wicky wicky).

Tha wild wild west? I'll show you who's best,
You'll be put to the test 'cause my rhymes are undressed,
Naked like Smeagol is, I'll show you what evil is,
Ain't no one better, you really need me for this.

I'll turn up the heat, I rhyme better than Keats,
Byron and Kipling - I got 'em both beat,
Dryden starts hidin' when i come a ridin'
E'en Shakespeare knows that I bring ill tidings.

So pretenders and copycats, away you run,
Weak your rhymes are, you know I have won,
The end you have reached, my finishing coda,
Impressed are you yet? I can even do Yoda.
 
when you guys are writing replys, how long are they taking you? As if you are taking over two minutes i consider it a poem over freestyle! :D

AF: Awesome
Gordy: Hey!
 
Arcade Fire said:
The news that you're straight chills me to tha bones,
Now I'll never hear yo' groans and moans,
Like my load, my chances are blown,
You missed my homoerotic undertones. :(

Gilly's frontin', he thinks he's tha daddy,
He ain't nowt but a Yorkshire laddie,
I don't know who's tha bigger baddie,
Gilly tha monkey or Scuzi tha paddy.

Sic's here too, this is gettin' tricky,
A full emm-cee crew, (wicky wicky).

Tha wild wild west? I'll show you who's best,
You'll be put to the test 'cause my rhymes are undressed,
Naked like Smeagol is, I'll show you what evil is,
Ain't no one better, you really need me for this.

I'll turn up the heat, I rhyme better than Keats,
Byron and Kipling - I got 'em both beat,
Dryden starts hidin' when i come a ridin'
E'en Shakespeare knows that I bring ill tidings.

So pretenders and copycats, away you run,
Weak your rhymes are, you know I have won,
The end you have reached, my finishing coda,
Impressed are you yet? I can even do Yoda.
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hah, that's right;
I be S to tha I-C, ain't nobody gonna ice-me
i'm white, smooth and clean-cut
your whole family's gonna like me
your mom, your dad, your sis and your brother
i'll do them all at once and move onto the others

AF, Sic, Mohinder; the ginger rap kru
you can try and beat us; even rap til you're blue
see, we got it goin' on; we got some skillz
you rhyme to have a laugh, we spit to kill
when ya see me in town, you think "man, he's got class"
but when y'aint looking, i'll stick my keyboard up ya ass!
 
chris_r said:
when you guys are writing replys, how long are they taking you? As if you are taking over two minutes i consider it a poem over freestyle! :D
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Probably anything up to 5 minutes for the longer ones. Mine are definately not freestyle and nor are they raps. More silly little poems like I said before. :)

Oh by the way I really loved your grandfathers poem. Top stuff! :)
 
GordyR said:
Probably anything up to 5 minutes for the longer ones. Mine are definately not freestyle and nor are they raps. More silly little poems like I said before. :)

Oh by the way I really loved your grandfathers poem. Top stuff! :)
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Yep, i hear you. As i mentioned earlier too, you are a very good poet.

As for freestyling, hard isn't it. Try it out loud, bare in mind you can't hesitate. I have tried a few and some are good others my mind goes blank
 
Why have my ones been deleted *sulk* :(

Me and sanzy owned this thread, lol.

(And the GordyR one, which was the most 'insulting' rap towards me by far, heh)
 
ElRazur said:
Hey yo this is El, ra-ta-ta ta-takk/ you know im back with a brand new rap attack/ i grab the mic like a pimp called the mac/my temp so hot i do nothing but melt the track/you read my views in here and you can tell im untochable cuz Dons can do no jack/ Maybe i love controversy like your average rapper loves Hennesey/ Cant you see i bet my money on chelsea not to win/......
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i beg your pardon?

ElRazur's sig said:
Yeap im El..ElRazur, did i mention im young , black , intelligent, cute, potential millionaire and God's gift to women. so it can only be right u 8me, Get over it.
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lol oooooookay!
 
chris_r said:
when you guys are writing replys, how long are they taking you? As if you are taking over two minutes i consider it a poem over freestyle! :D
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Same as Gordy, mine aren't freestyles at all. I write them as they come to me, but I sometimes take a while to think of a line. About five minutes for the whole post sounds about right. And I had to look up the word 'coda' in a dictionary ;).
 
Here you go AF! :p

Well hello there Mr. Fire, i'm pleased that you returned,
I'm sure you're also well aware, you're about to be burned,
We've touched on talk of homos here, of benders, fags and queers,
Next up is an assault upon, what lurks between your ears,

Numbers are your game I know, subtraction and division,
Instead I dropped my careers book and the page opened on musician,
While you spend your better days pondering calculation,
I resort to plucking strings and occasional masturbation,

Doh! it seems I burned myself, something must be wrong!
Well hey at least the monkey shuffle made my forearm strong,
Quick I need a witty comeback! At you I point my finger!
Damnit I can't think of much, Oh I know, Ha! You're ginger!

Eek! don't take offense dude, You know I'm only joking,
Feel free to call me nasty names and laugh at my self-stroking,
Bah okay I suck at this, I keep on dissing myself,
Perhaps i'll try some Gangster rap like Elrazur himself,

I'll throw in some guns and a "Yo!" here and there,
And be certain that almost every other word, I swear,
I'll speak of drive-by's, bustin caps, and Ho's,
And put on my biggest 'hard-man' pose,

Okay, okay well at least that got you laughing,
Back to Mr. Arcade Fire and his 'equationary' graphing,
He likes to ponder in his head, things like relativity,
While all that flashes through my mind is sexual activity,

I think it's time this came to a close, by now you must be bored,
Every word I write is more than likely being ignored,
You know what really narks me though? When all is said and done,
I'm incredibly jealous of this clever ginger bum! :p
 
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