Caporegime
Dude, that's talking about transport specifically so unless I misunderstood everything (which I'm not discounting because it's been a week, amiright) London is consistently one of the best capitals to live in..
London one of worst capitals in Europe for clean, safe transport, study shows
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th...n-europe-for-clean-safe-transport-study-shows
Although, in consideration, I think you don't deserve London so maybe moving somewhere else works out well for everyone.
No thoughts on how Melbourne rocks and your opinion doesn't? No? Oh, well ok.