Apocalypse Happened would you?

GarethSouthgate · 26 Aug 2010 at 22:48

Tefal said:
I'm sure i could find an industrial scale microwave.

BBQ spit roast would be the more feasible option, much easier to construct in an apocalyptic world.

Lashout_UK · 26 Aug 2010 at 22:49

I dunno, but I'd be shouting LOCK AND LOAD.

.....while looking for a nice Jeep.

OriginalJonty · 26 Aug 2010 at 22:50

Bennie-Mac said:
Btw if zombies are just "the dead rising again" wouldnt that mean they would simply freeze to death in winter and roast to death in the summer what with having no bloodflow?

Plus rigor mortis would set in pretty sharpish, and they'll be rotting constantly, won't be able to heal from wounds and could become an easy source of food for the pack of wild dogs that will surely be wandering about.

ElectroBlaster · 26 Aug 2010 at 22:56

Probably this in order:

1. panic
2. panic
3. panic again
4. panic some more
5. panic

It does make you wonder what would you actually do if the world went awol with zombies or something! The rambo hidden inside me would defo go for a big heavy duty vehicle, guns, ammo and food and then head for safe ground. The wimp in me would stay indoors and panic lol

etom · 26 Aug 2010 at 23:11

would probably just get on a ship try find a country which isnt infested or where isn't as many people to get infected and set on taking over said island

Tefal · 26 Aug 2010 at 23:12

sigma said:
BBQ spit roast would be the more feasible option, much easier to construct in an apocalyptic world.

yeah but it wouldn't warm right though well enough

Castiel · 26 Aug 2010 at 23:46

OriginalJonty said:
Plus rigor mortis would set in pretty sharpish, and they'll be rotting constantly, won't be able to heal from wounds and could become an easy source of food for the pack of wild dogs that will surely be wandering about.

Leave them long enough and rigour isn't a problem.

godinman · 26 Aug 2010 at 23:48

I already have 1,2, 4, and in some forms, 3, in and around my house. So my number 5 would be class A/B drugs, why not eh?

GarethSouthgate · 26 Aug 2010 at 23:51

Tefal said:
yeah but it wouldn't warm right though well enough

You'd have to wrap them to stop them burning, but with the right heat I'm sure they'd warm up nicely. You'd need fire anyway so it's a win-win situation.

Might smell a bit so you'd either need good extraction or set up camp upwind.

Castiel · 26 Aug 2010 at 23:52

sigma said:
You'd have to wrap them to stop them burning, but with the right heat I'm sure they'd warm up nicely. You'd need fire anyway so it's a win-win situation. Might smell a bit so you'd either need good extraction or set up camp upwind.

Plenty of tinfoil, low heat and you're on to a winner.

GarethSouthgate · 26 Aug 2010 at 23:53

Mmm BBQ.

PardonTheWait · 27 Aug 2010 at 00:03

Another thing as well is that any apocalypse type event that would make people want to get out of cities and towns?

Ditch the car. Every route out will be ****ed and full of cars. Take a motorbike, preferably one that can go offroad or bicycle or be ready to get out and walk.

p0ss3s3d · 27 Aug 2010 at 00:07

I'd head straight into the countryside (well, I'm there anyway, but I'd go for a three min run to the forest) and build a shelter, find running stream water. Stock up and set-up a campsite. I'd continue Ray Mears style...

bsoltan · 27 Aug 2010 at 00:39

I'd just setup camp in a supermarket. Preferably a massive one that has huge stocks and also hardware to use for weapons. Job done.

Sinny · 27 Aug 2010 at 00:42

#1 - Food
#2 - Fuel
#3 - Weapons

then I'd go and find the biggest 4x4 I could find, Military Humvee preferable and find a secluded Manor house and make a fort.

tankskun · 27 Aug 2010 at 00:47

#1 - Go to army base
#2 - Get tank & Weapons from army base
#3 - Go shopping & killing zombiiiieeees

A[L]C · 27 Aug 2010 at 09:17

bsoltan said:
I'd just setup camp in a supermarket. Preferably a massive one that has huge stocks and also hardware to use for weapons. Job done.

far too many entrances and exits for you to secure.

hurfdurf · 27 Aug 2010 at 10:06

Nerds fantasising about a lawless post apocalypse world because they are under the delusion that it is society restricts them, not their own personal failings.

Castiel · 27 Aug 2010 at 10:08

hurfdurf said:
Nerds fantasising about a lawless post apocalypse world because they are under the delusion that it is society restricts them, not their own personal failings.

chill out, it's a bit of fun, not a social commentary. :rolleyes:

misterPK · 27 Aug 2010 at 10:21

Does anybody want to come and join me setting up a small society in Warwick Castle?

(Note: any LARPers turning up in costume will not be allowed in!

)

PK!