This.
If you have the right amount of beans and runny eggs then there's no need for brown or red sauce.
IMHO, if you have to add sauce, the chef has got it wrong.
We know what we are talking about as this is my exact stance. It's obvious a correctly cooked fry up should never need any sort of condiments over and above a sprinkle of salt and pepper. What ever other talk is going on in here about peas is just crazy talk from clear mentalists.
Aye, they are:They aren't really called that anywhere, are they?! I've never heard of them as that in Glasgow.
This is fine actually, except the beans. I don't get the desire people have to destroy a perfectly good fry up with dirty stinking beans. Everything gets covered in nasty bean juice. Or tomatoes. Tomatoes are only good when squashed into a puree and used as part of a pizza.I thought I was a degenerate by adding chicken nuggets. Mushy peas is pure anarchy.
I love haggis as part of a fry up, always have to have it when I'm in McScotland. As an aside, the haggis samosas at the deli in Cockburn St. in Edinburgh are to die for.
- Haggis
There should be nothing green in a fry up.
This is fine actually, except the beans. I don't get the desire people have to destroy a perfectly good fry up with dirty stinking beans. Everything gets covered in nasty bean juice. Or tomatoes. Tomatoes are only good when squashed into a puree and used as part of a pizza.
Wouldn't help. I don't like beans!Sausages are a good barrier to contain the bean juice as they don't go soggy.
Wouldn't help. I don't like beans!
Just no, sir. No. You are a filthy degenerate and I bite my thumb in your general direction.
The correct assembly is as follows. You may wish to reach for a writing implement and take notes for your wife/cook.
Then, and only then, may you consider it a fry-up. Anything else is an abomination.
- Lightly crisped back bacon (x4 at least)
- High quality butchers' pork sausages (chilli optional)
- Scrambled egg
- Fried egg with runny yolk
- Thickened, slow-simmered soft baked beans (enough to cover the meal)
- High quality Lancashire black pudding slices (at least x4)
- Fried mushrooms (and, optionally, onion and/or a grilled tomato)
- Hash browns
- Fried bread (optionally, as a side to mop up and with conventional toast squares under the main meal)
This, apart from maybe a forgotten leaf on top of a grilled tomato.There should be nothing green in a fry up.
This, apart from maybe a forgotten leaf on top of a grilled tomato.
My mums partner eats liver with his fry up, now that’s a step too farMaybe the only exception for the adventurous is "Bubble and Squeak", not a personal favorite but I recognise it's place in a fry up. I recognise for some this might be a step too far![]()
My mums partner eats liver with his fry up, now that’s a step too far![]()
Can anyone Scottish or living in Scotland tell me, do the Scottish eat Rumbledethumps with their breakfast?
I’ve heard they’re like a Scottish version of bubble.
Can anyone Scottish or living in Scotland tell me, do the Scottish eat Rumbledethumps with their breakfast?
I’ve heard they’re like a Scottish version of bubble.