My day began as anyone else's I foraged for food, mere berries to sustain me. I punched brittle trees for whatever Materials I could break off to make a pickaxe.
Once I had my bearings I killed ten people and ate them. Still something was missing from my life so I made a nice house but it was still missing something... I made individual small rooms and put a small sign outside saying "Inn" I offered free food and tools for any and all.
But as I sunk deeper into mania I locked my prisoners uh... guests, in their rooms never to leave again. Offering them nothing to eat but black berries and severe beatings.
Some of them did not like this. "Stop" they screamed "let me out"
I did not fully understand them, why would they betray me like this... no, how dare they.
the inn of no return.
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By: [T-II] [O] EyElysium
After five or so victims forever Imprisoned, I Decided it was time to move on, leaving them to their fate. After some time I came across a beach of many houses, 6 people in all, each one sleeping. One by one I dragged them into the ocean and fed them to the megaladons.
This is what happens when you stay at my inn. You get to enjoy the aquarium!
A Screenshot of ARK: Survival Evolved
By: [T-II] [O] EyElysium
The final sacrifice.
A Screenshot of ARK: Survival Evolved
By: [T-II] [O] EyElysium
I left one alive... with a message.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=457298134
11/10 - Would become a serial killer again.
Perhaps now would be a good time to extend an invitation to you all to come to my Hotel which is not infact some sort of "Death Stadium" where you enter only to be trapped with spears lunged at you from above while T-rex's chase you, because that would be absurd and unethical as I am all about the ethics you see.
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In all seriousness Ark is a great game with a lot of potential! even my review shows thats its possible to be quite creative in ark and that especially on pvp servers its important to log out somewhere safe as you persist in the game!
Remember when your parents told you not to trust strangers especially weirdos, well when someone dangles some meat in front of you as an incentive to enter their dark opressive inn leading you into a small room, thats what they meant, you killed yourself not me!
Furthermore it has a rather expansive crafting and stat system already~ progressing you from that primative on the beach who just discovered fire to that high tech hunter and his crew with their immense stronghold, gatling guns and dinosaur dwellings, performing air raids on the backs of screechers parachuting into enemy territory!
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