##Atomic Heart thread##

I think I have spent more time updating this damn game than playing it... Every time I try to start it, it requires an update... For someone that spends a lot of time away its a tad frustrating... I've just given up with it! I forgot how much I hated windows store/xbox app for downloading.
Cancelling the game pass, its just not worth the hassle for me. I might pick it up on another platform, steam likely, when its heavily discounted. What little I did play I didnt find it as engaging as I had hoped. Looks really good and performs great. Just a shame that XBox App/windows Store is so damn terrible.
 
So I am about 10 hours in to the game now.

My honest take on it is that it isn't that good of a game.

The graphics are good possibly a little dated but still pretty.

Performance is mostly good but the frame rate can go down in certain situations.

I thought at the beginning of the game, the game was good but as I progressed I realise the core game play is very limited.

Now that I am outside the complex I am just looking forward to finishing it so I can move on to something better.

Not worth the £35 I paid. I would advise buying this when its on sale.
 
So I am about 10 hours in to the game now.

My honest take on it is that it isn't that good of a game.

The graphics are good possibly a little dated but still pretty.

Performance is mostly good but the frame rate can go down in certain situations.

I thought at the beginning of the game, the game was good but as I progressed I realise the core game play is very limited.

Now that I am outside the complex I am just looking forward to finishing it so I can move on to something better.

Not worth the £35 I paid. I would advise buying this when its on sale.

You paid £35? Why not £1 like pretty much everyone else here?
 
Lol, every attempt at a joke falls so flat and is so poor.

" Who keeps putting locks on everything, I bet whoever it is has a combination lock on the John too!

Hahahahahahahaha, yes I'm sure he does P-3! Hahahahaha. No.

If you are going to try and lampshade stuff/break the 4th wall, you have to do it in a clever and witty fashion. This is all written by a seriously unfunny person, who thinks they are funny.
 
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Lol, every attempt at a joke falls so flat and is so poor.

" Who keeps putting locks on everything, I bet whoever it is has a combination lock on the John too!

Hahahahahahahaha, yes I'm sure he does P-3! Hahahahaha. No.

If you are going to try and lampshade stuff/break the 4th wall, you have to do it in a clever and witty fashion. This is all written by a seriously unfunny person, who thinks they are funny.
maybe your the unfunny person....:p
 
maybe your the unfunny person....:p


I've never claimed to be funny myself, but I know what constitutes clever writing/wit. It's definitely just terribly written. It feels like an AI wrote it, which is ironic.

I have such a love/hate relationship with the game. Really enjoying the graphics, world, most of the gameplay, combat etc. Really not enjoying the script and platform bits.
 
Yeah thats fair enough I was just messing. Not got round to playing it yet but lines like what you quoted, whilst not exactly funny don't really bother me too much. Just let them wash over me. Hopefully I'll still be saying the same when I play :p
 
Yeah thats fair enough I was just messing. Not got round to playing it yet but lines like what you quoted, whilst not exactly funny don't really bother me too much. Just let them wash over me. Hopefully I'll still be saying the same when I play :p

"I don't give two wet farts" - case in point :p
 
Lol, every attempt at a joke falls so flat and is so poor.

" Who keeps putting locks on everything, I bet whoever it is has a combination lock on the John too!

Hahahahahahahaha, yes I'm sure he does P-3! Hahahahaha. No.

If you are going to try and lampshade stuff/break the 4th wall, you have to do it in a clever and witty fashion. This is all written by a seriously unfunny person, who thinks they are funny.

I actually think that joke about the John is funny. :D
 
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