Bad Joke.... How Do You Get

It irritates me when people get the simplest punchlines WRONG.

The correct punchline is:

"Piece of cake!", not "A piece of cake".

When someone says "can you do xyz for me?" You say "Piece of cake" not "A piece of cake".

The "A" ruins a great gag, well done.
 
Joke thread........ cannot resist............so bad its almost good........

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? W e're going to be the first on the
sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night.
 
My attempt:

Little Johnny goes into school after being absent the previous day,

His teacher demands, "where were you yesterday?"

"I'm sorry Miss, my dad got burnt," replies Johnny.

"Oh,I'm sorry,I hope it wasn't serious," says the teacher.

To which Johnny replies, "well, they don't **** about at the crematorium."
 
Mr^B said:
It irritates me when people get the simplest punchlines WRONG.

The correct punchline is:

"Piece of cake!", not "A piece of cake".
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I posted a joke for a laugh, if you get irrated at this small error I made perhaps you need to get out more.

Mr^B said:
When someone says "can you do xyz for me?" You say "Piece of cake" not "A piece of cake".

The "A" ruins a great gag, well done.
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You can also says "yes I'll do that its A PIECE OF CAKE"

So there NAH ! (Sticks out tongue) :D
 
A family of four is driving behind an Ann Summers lorry when the back door swings open and a huge pink vibrating ***** falls out the back and hits the windscreen of the family car driving behind.

The father preoccupied with maintaining control of the vehicle leaves the job of distracting the children to the wife who says:

"My that was a big insect!"

The seven year old son in the back pipes up:

"I'm suprised it could fly at all with a **** that big".
 
Swordfish said:
I posted a joke for a laugh, if you get irrated at this small error I made perhaps you need to get out more.



You can also says "yes I'll do that its A PIECE OF CAKE"

So there NAH ! (Sticks out tongue) :D
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I fail to see what my social life has to do with your ability to ruin jokes. Maybe if I got out more we'd bump into each other and I could explain the error to you in person. Is that what you mean? Although, to be fair, I'm not the one posting on the internet at 11:22pm on a Saturday night :rolleyes:

You botched the line, learn from this mistake and move on, don't blame the messenger.

:)
 
Mr^B said:
I fail to see what my social life has to do with your ability to ruin jokes. Maybe if I got out more we'd bump into each other and I could explain the error to you in person. Is that what you mean? Although, to be fair, I'm not the one posting on the internet at 11:22pm on a Saturday night :rolleyes:

You botched the line, learn from this mistake and move on, don't blame the messenger.

:)
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No but you are posting at 7:35 am on a Sunday morning... just as sad.
 
Swordfish said:
No but you are posting at 7:35 am on a Sunday morning... just as sad.
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erm, no not really, not on this planet anyway...

Saturday evening = going out partying and intimidating women.
Sunday morning = relaxing and chilling out.

You botched it, just move on...

:)
 
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