Bad Joke.... How Do You Get

[Margaret]

I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."

Unbelievable what some people are into.

 

[Cosimo]

Why did the bee cross his legs?

Because he couldn't find the BP station.

 

[nikebee]

I don't get it

really? 0.o

It's a double-entendre.

 

[nikebee]

In other news an athlete in the Paralympics has tested positive for WD40.

LOL

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: One to change the bulb, and one to suck my %$#@.

Reminded me of this

 

[Majago]

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.''

He calls and asks for some condoms.

The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''

''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''