had to think about that one but i got there in the end
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had to think about that one but i got there in the end
edit : OOHHH terrible.
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Wayne Rooney has visited Fabrice Muamba in hospital.
"It's great, he can almost string a sentence together," said Fabrice.
"It's great, he can almost string a sentence together," said Fabrice.
hahah, thats not a bad joke
Pffft! This should be in the good jokes section!
The "I forget the rest but your mum is a whore" is quality aswell!
When my mother in law collapsed and died right in front of me, I took no time in getting my **** out to **** all over her still-warm corpse.
However, after five minutes standing there, my pants round my ankles, I just couldn't do it.
Damn hard-on.
However, after five minutes standing there, my pants round my ankles, I just couldn't do it.
Damn hard-on.
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Where do horses go for sex ?
Hortel
Hortel
Just wait until five o'clock.
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What happened when the frogs car broke down?
He got toad!
He got toad!
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Two cannibals just ate a clown, one goes to the other, "does this taste funny to you?"
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What's long and black and makes Tulisa look like an amateur?
A microphone.
A microphone.