***Bad Joke Thread***

A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
 
I was watching the Chelsea game the other night when my TV picture started going funny. I got up and tapped on the side of it and Drogba fell over.
 
I went on a backpacking holiday with the wife.

On the first night I said, "I think there's a monster under my bed..."

"Grow up," she replied.

"No, really," I continued. "It's hideous..."

"Stop messing about," she snapped. "I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk."

:D:p
 
4T5 said:
What's the difference between a lorry load of Babys & a lorry load of Marbles ???





You can't unload Marbles with a Pitch fork. :D
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thats not a joke, sick jokes are supposed to be funny

neither was your previous attempt....
 
Two oranges walking down the street,

First orange says to the second orange: "So where do you live then?"
Second orange says: "I'm not telling you!"
First orange says "Why?"
Second orange says: "Because you'll nick my washing"
 
Post #17 update.

have had a few pints of Dutch courage... I apologise in advance but I have two jokes for you:

Firstly...
Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street.
One of them says, "I've never come this way before."

ahem.

How are women and prawns alike?
The head's full of **** but the pink bits taste good...

Please don't ban me!
 
What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue

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Two oranges sat in a bar.

First one says "your round"

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How do you confuse an idiot?

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