Beards

[Uncle Petey]

So cool. Such trend. Wow.

inb4blahblahmeme...

 

[Jeffries7]

Once copper wire starts growing out of my chin, it has to go.

I'm the same, the rusty chin look is not good

 

[Xordium]

My beard + my daysack = always get plenty of space on the train.

 

[Sankari]

If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two mums!

I have a neatly trimmed 6mm goatee.

 

[Gogl]

I have a neatly trimmed 6mm goatee.

Well, beards aren't for everyone, does your husband have one?

 

[McBain]

Had to clip a good 6 months worth off before, it was getting real Grizzy Adams style as well

People started mentioning it at work, so had to be done. Stupid work.

 

['Harry]

I rock a 'van dyke' goatee like this http://en.wikipedia.orgmm/wiki/File:JohnnyDeppApr2011.jpg normally - longer at 6-7mm though.

 

[Crippled Potato]

At the age of 23 I'm still incapable of growing anything that looks like a beard and instead get what is basically patches of pubes on my face. I've come to terms with it and just shave all the time to stop it looking ridiculous but I really do hate not having the ability to leave it for a week or two!

Same camp, feels bad bro

I tried to leave it a week or two and I just look ridiculous, especially with some patches being significantly darker than others.

 

[sports_brah]

Beards are for people who:

1- Have weak chins
2- Are overweight
3-Want to store food for later
4- like to touch children.

 

['Harry]

Beards are for people who:

1- Have weak chins
2- Are overweight
3-Want to store food for later
4- like to touch children.

1. Nope
2. Nope
3. Nope
4. Haribo

 

[CREATIVE!11]

I love not shaving cause tbh with you, it just plain hurts.

I got fed up with razor burn and absolutely DESPISE the feeling of shaving now.

I always have a beard, I just keep it trimmed and stubbly.

 

[XeNoN89]

I rock a 'van dyke' goatee like this http://en.wikipedia.orgmm/wiki/File:JohnnyDeppApr2011.jpg normally - longer at 6-7mm though.

I'm working on one of these currently, basically the johnny depp style. Only because despite being 24 the only place I can actually grow facial hair is on my chin and top lip

 

['Harry]

I'm working on one of these currently, basically the johnny depp style. Only because despite being 24 the only place I can actually grow facial hair is on my chin and top lip

Join the club

Im 30 and my cheek hair is still quite pathetic.

 

[Sankari]

Well, beards aren't for everyone, does your husband have one?

Why yes, yes he does.

 

[Gogl]

Why yes, yes he does.

Ha, I just have beard envy

I might be able to manage a goatee but I'm not that keen on them, at the moment anyway. Could you grow a respectable full beard if you wanted to but just prefer to stick with the goatee?

 

[Sankari]

Could you grow a respectable full beard if you wanted to but just prefer to stick with the goatee?

Yep. I used to have a full beard, but I stick with a goatee these days. Full beards get itchy and require too much maintenance.

 

[Gogl]

Ahh, well that's understandable. I have wondered if I could grow passed the patchiness, but shaggy beard growth is so *****ly and defiant, it purposely stays perpendicular to the skin, just to expose the skin and exasperate the issue.

Lolwut, awesome work by the filter there, let see, would penisly be more amenable?

Yes it would.

 

[Sankari]

Stay classy, OCUK forum filter!

 

[PrOdiGy1]

Currently sporting one as it has had positive feedback from the opposite sex. I was just being lazy. I personally think I look like a hobo, but there you go. I don't think I will ever understand women.....

 

[Malt_Vinegar]

We have reached peak beard, it is no longer cool to wear a beard.
Its a cyclical process. No Beard is the future.