Bizarre comments from your missus.

mame said:
There's other slighty stupid things. She will lead me to the cakes in a supermarket and say:

her "you choose one"
Me "any, I don't mind"
her "no, you choose"
me "OK, errm how about this one?"
her "hmmm"
me "OK, OK, what about this one then"
her "well.....actually I was thinking of this one over here"
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Uggh hate that, my step dad does it to my mum, asks her opinion and what she wants (food, decorating anything) and it always ends up with him disregarding it and going with what he likes/thinks is best, he's not doing it out of spite, just what he's used to really
 
Not what she came out with but what she did...

Sat on the sofa, TV on, picks up the yellow pages...and starts reading through it o_O no reason other than "i wanted something to read, and it's the closest thing to hand" strange woman
 
kinger88 said:
My missus say some odd stuff but the best stuff is when she is asleep. The first time I stayed round hers i was just about to go to sleep when she turn around looked into the the room and said "who are you", i looked at her confused and said I am your boyfriend, she the replied saying "no not you the other person" i turned around in shock but the room was empty, i turned back round to her and she was asleep again.

Another good one is she has a torch next to her bed. She grabed it, then proceeded to turn it on then off then on again, then led back down and said "it won't turn off, it won't turn off" i lent over and turned it off, "oh thank you".

She dosent remember any off it. She does it allot got used to it now!
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To be honest the 1st instance would have freaked me out so much! Would never have been able to get back to sleep!
 
My wife and I were leaving the cinema after watching Avatar when we heard some chick complaining to her boyfriend in a very loud voice. These were her actual words: "Darren, if you really loved me you would have got me a ****** banana!" :confused:

To this day, we have absolutely no idea what that was about, but at the time it struck us as wildly hilarious. We quickly dodged round the corner and collapsed in fits of giggles! Needless to say, "...if you really loved me you would have got me a ****** banana!" has now become a regular saying in our house. :D
 
Evangelion said:
My wife and I were leaving the cinema after watching Avatar when we heard some chick complaining to her boyfriend in a very loud voice. These were her actual words: "Darren, if you really loved me you would have got me a ****** banana!" :confused:

To this day, we have absolutely no idea what that was about, but at the time it struck us as wildly hilarious. We quickly dodged round the corner and collapsed in fits of giggles! Needless to say, "...if you really loved me you would have got me a ****** banana!" has now become a regular saying in our house. :D
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I love it :D
 
Lying in bed one morning gf says:

Colin?

I reply yeah?

She says:

Every morning I wake up I look at you to remember myself how much of an a**hole you are.
 
We were talking about birds, can't actually remember why, but she came out with the following:

Me: "Yeah, birds are strange animals."
Her: "Birds aren't animals, they're birds."
Me: "O.o No they're animals."
Her: "No birds are birds, fish are fish and animals are animals."
 
My best 2 from the mrs.

While watching Lord of the Rings she asked what year it was set it???

While out walking we went passed a Goat and she started laughing as it had a goatie???

strange girl
 
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