Bizarre comments from your missus.

Had a strange one with an ex.

We were talking about what we saw in the sky at night.

me 'theres around 2000 man-made satellites and 1 natural satellites'
her 'whats a natural satellite?'
me 'well its something that rotates around the earth that isnt created artifically, for example for our earth, tis the moon'
her 'its not a satellite, theres no people on it!'
me 'there doesnt have to be anyone on a satellite'
her 'of course there does, how else are you gonna control it'
me 'theres over 2000 satellites that have been put there by humans, there isnt people on them!!'
her 'of course there is, they will crash if theres no one to drive them'
me 'you can fly things without there being people on them, look at weather balloons for example*shows her picture on pc*'
her 'thats not right'
me 'ever seen a remote control car? or even turning your tv on with a remote!'


My god she was so incredibly dumb, got to the point where even smashing her pasty wasnt enough to stop me dumping her
 
Yep my missus all ways comes out with crap (looks over shoulder).

eg

"do flees have wings".

"when we landed was i meant to put my head between my legs like we was shown before we took off".

on and on and on
 
Recently "It's out of Zinc" took a few moments to work out she meant Sync.

Although my favourite was winding up a mates ex several years ago, we told her "Left handed people are more gullible than right handed".
We managed to keep it going for 2 weeks, before her bloke had to break the news to her and yes, she was left handed.
 
Her: What you up to?
Me: Watching a documentary on rainforests.
Her: rainforests? there are more than one of them? I thought the Amazon was the only one..

Me: What's the capital of Denmark?
Her: Sweden.
 
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God I can write the whole day on the silly things she says/does. We've been together 7 years so I have a lot of bullets in my belt. Love her to bits though.

*completely random*

Her: Do not even think you'll get to have a hamster one day as a pet
Me : ?
Her: They'll destroy the house. We worked too long on that house for a hamster to ruin it.
Me : Sweety, seriously. Wtf?
Her: Don't you swear at me. My mind is made up.
Me : *let's it goes as my brain literally cannot begin to figure this out*

*again, random*

Her: I think my mom hates me.
Me : *reading, disinterested* Mhm?
Her: Yes.
Me : *confused* Yes what?
Her: *rolls eyes* What I said, don't you ever listen??
Me : What? About your mom hating you?
Her: *teary eyed* So you think so too?
Me : /facepalm

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I will post a few more tidbits later as I need to take said 'dumb blonde' sofa shopping. It's guaranteed to bring forth more insane stories.
 
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Her: Do not even think you'll get to have a hamster one day as a pet
Me : ?
Her: They'll destroy the house. We worked too long on that house for a hamster to ruin it.
Me : Sweety, seriously. Wtf?
Her: Don't you swear at me. My mind is made up.
Me : *let's it goes as my brain literally cannot begin to figure this out*
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It's things like this with my girlfriend that I find incomprehensable... really blows my mind.
 
There's too many to mention! She says the most random things at times, especially when she's sleeping.

The other week we were watching a film in bed and she dozed off, about 20 mins later she sits up, looks at me and asks "Has he come in yet?". When I asked what she was on about she hadn't a clue!

Another recent one was "I want to get married to you but I don't want to be your wife because it makes me sound too old.":rolleyes:
 
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