Honesty Fox, you’re a top notch member and I really appreciate your posts so I don’t mean to wind you up, but aren’t you bored?
You clearly have plenty of budget and a real enthusiasm for cars, are you not bored of warm german saloons? You could try all manner of other types/manufacturers and you might actually love them. Why don’t you jump into a 911 or an F type maybe, you obviously like something with a bit of punch but still a comfy daily.
It's just my thing I guess - I have no real desire to own anything more exotic and whilst I like and appreciate proper sports cars I don't really want one. I've always had a real thing for saloons - I was the guy who watched Gone in 60 Seconds at the cinema before I could even drive and wanted the detectives 540i over anything else in the film.
For me a car and driving is more than just raw performance numbers or pure driving thrill - it's about the entire package. We love road trips and always have done (Having done many all over the world) and that's reflected in my taste for more touring type cars than outright performance cars. I don't drive cars hard or particularly fast and so the additional talent of something like a 911 would be absolutely lost on me. I simply don't have the ability or inclination to drive one properly and if you're not going to do that then your focus tends to be on the more boring stuff which, invariably, isn't as good in cars like that (Imagine having a poor infotainment system. The horror!)
I like to have the latest tech, I like nice infotainment systems, I like pleasing interiors and I like the whole 'Do everything' area of the car market - I guess I'm a dull and boring person at heart and find the best car is always the best compromise and the best blend of everything. I don't want a car that's really quick but has a naff interior, or that costs an absolute fortune to run, or whatever. I'm also fairly risk averse so I always want a cast iron warranty, too.
So my motoring enjoyment comes from spec and car cleaning and driving nice cars to nice places, rather than lap times and outright performance.
So this is why I tend to end up in BMW Saloons - not because I'm blind to anything else but because invariably if there is a car that goes reasonably quickly yet efficiently, is comfortable and high tech inside yet decent looking on the outside, handles nicely but remains comfortable and isn't a bankrupting proposition to own and live with it tends to be a BMW saloon.
Which explains the M340i. It's far quicker than I need or want but a BMW saloon must have a 6 cylinder engine. As much as I like my 530d and as fantastic as the current range of BMW diesels are (and they really, really are fantastic, I've driven them all including the absolutely astonishing M550d) I don't think my future usage or the marketplace lends itself to a diesel for my next car. So that pretty much leaves the M340i.
I've settled on the idea of replacing both our cars every 5 years or so and I've had the F10 5 years next year. It's a great car and I still absolutely love it. But I don't do the mileage I used to when I first got it.