Boring Facebook updates thread

[Gigi]

This

Also stuff like "boreddddd.com " or when people use the word 'messy'

"wooops jst had cheekky jager bom! 2nites goin 2 get messssyyyyyy!"

or the status -

"on it like a car bonnet"

 

[VonClinkerhofen]

One of my recent status updates, which received a large amount of interest, was this picture of my dinner

SEVEN SAUSAGES

 

[VonClinkerhofen]

And easyrider, that's disgusting

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Agreed. I do not find a pot full of poo tea appealing.

 

[Marky]

But why the need to post it on the internets?

Just eat it...Is it that your life is so boring you want reassurance all the time?

TBH why don't you post this

Here is something I made earlier...

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k224/easyrider_01/poo1.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

What the hell dude... :confused::confused::confused:

[quote="VonClinkerhofen, post: 19661646"]SEVEN SAUSAGES :eek::eek::eek::eek:[/QUOTE]

I count six :p But still :p

 

[VonClinkerhofen]

I count six But still

I recounted and yeah I got six this time. I think easyrider broke my eyes

 

[WillyNelson]

But why the need to post it on the internets?

Just eat it...Is it that your life is so boring you want reassurance all the time?

Because it was a work of such extreme magnificence it needed to be shared.

And no it's not reassurance, it's bragging!

SEVEN SAUSAGES

Six. And they're only chipolotas.
But yes

 

[Dunks]

Euch @ easyrider.

 

[MaX_PoWah]

One of my recent status updates, which received a large amount of interest, was this picture of my dinner

The first think i saw was the global knife, does that make me sad ?

 

[Pookie Bear]

And then "awh smoochie pookie poos I love you so much more" and finally the dreaded "mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Leave me out of this!

 

[easyrider]

Agreed. I do not find a pot full of poo tea appealing.

Sorry

Euch @ easyrider.

Sorry

And easyrider, that's disgusting

Sorry

But you see my point

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Whathasbeenseen.jpg

 

[Illusion]

Someone on my FB recently checked himself in at a police station, then later on blabbed all about his adventure in further updates.

 

[Ghosteh]

One Thing That Is Really Starting To Get On My Nerves Is People Typing Like This, Using Capitals For The First Letter Of Every Word In A Sentence. I'm Guessing They Think It Looks Neater As Oppose To Not Using Any Punctuation and Upper Case Letters When Required.

Oh, ah people using the word 'Carnt' urgh....

Unfortunately, as stupid as these people are, they are my mates, so I just have them hidden on my news feed. I've whittled it down quiet a bit lol.

 

[Metalface Mark]

He shouldn't have is mobile on in the hospital ward unless it was a home birth.

The last thing I would want to do when I was at the birth of my daughter was to update my FB

This is was I don't get.

Update the status afterwards and let everyone know the good news but during?

why?

Next people will be posting

"Trying for a Baby with Adam...He's just this second ejaculated.Fingers crossed"

It was the woman that was posting, not the guy!

 

[easyrider]

It was the woman that was posting, not the guy!

OMG

 

[Captain Chaos]

I instantly delete any users who

say good night facebookers etc

post updates about food

or just annoy me in general lol

Im quite picky!

 

[Tummy]

WHY THE **** WOULD YOU POST THAT EASY?

Seriously?

*I may not be being 100% serious.

 

[TheMeekon]

I managed to screenshot this one before she deleted it.

 

[fidget]

One of my " friends" took a picture of his takeaway and posted Takeaway night as his status!


Oh really? PLease tell me why I should Give a ****

Any other boring crackers Status updates out there?

That sort of thing would never happen around here, would it?

"Show Off Your Dish"
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18259742

"The **Now Drinking** Thread"
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17758462

If you don't like it, just remove them as a "friend" - far easier that winging about it