BRAND NEW!!! And it's all mine!

MrMoonX · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:43

lol corsa

atpbx · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:47

peterattheboro said:
It's worms because it's a brand new Corsa. Not cos it isn't a BMW/Ford.

Thankfully the OP hasn't bought it himself. It's still a crappy tin can with an 11 plate though.

But OP, enjoy it if you don't think you'll ever have a brand new car again

Its a crappy tin can that happens to be one of the highest rated super minis at the moment.

Even top gear think its a great car- http://www.topgear.com/uk/vauxhall/corsa

LOLFAIL etc etc etc.

Another example why "having your opinion" saves you from "acute embarassment".

peterattheboro · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:49

atpbx said:
Its a crappy tin can that happens to be one of the highest rated super minis at the moment.

Even top gear think its a great car- http://www.topgear.com/uk/vauxhall/corsa

LOLFAIL etc etc etc.

Another example why "having your opinion" saves you from "acute embarassment".

It's competition isn't exactly brilliant. Little cars are ****ing ****.

All they are good for is running grannies to the shops.

PiKe · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:50

Nice looking cars the new Corsa's, still wouldn't have one by choice mind..

Enjoy it

NathanE · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:50

Is that really a tyre pump in the boot?

[TW]Fox · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:51

peterattheboro said:
It's competition isn't exactly brilliant. Little cars are ****ing ****.

All they are good for is running grannies to the shops.

It's probably costing virtually nothing to own. A fixed payment of 100 quid or so, I think insurance is included as well.

It's not as good as a nicer car but its much cheaper as well.

atpbx · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:51

NathanE said:
Is that really a tyre pump in the boot?

Looks like it, thats quite funky.

ScarySquirrel · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:52

MrLOL said:
Oh get over yourself.

I once owned a Vauxhall and even i agree with the sentiment this has a possibility of being a crap idea.

Get over myself? What do you mean?

Anyway, I drove a 1997 Corsa for 8 years, yeah it looked a bit crap and wasn't particularly quick, but it was reliable and cheap to run. I can only imagine a 2011 Corsa is better, no? What's wrong with it?

[TW]Fox;18752128 said:
Why is it that the first mention of a BMW or a Mondeo in threads like this is always by someone making a deliberately trolly post like this?

I don't know, why is it?

Fr0dders · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:54

ScarySquirrel said:
Get over myself? What do you mean?

allow me to help you with that

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=get over yourself

ScarySquirrel · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:56

MrLOL said:
allow me to help you with that

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=get over yourself

Have you actually read the definitions from that page? number 3 in particular! haha

Oh, and how could my post make you think I "take myself too seriously" (definition 2)

atpbx · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:56

MrLOL said:
allow me to help you with that

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=get over yourself

You should really of read down to the 3rd definition of that phrase before being too smug about it.............

*edit*

Bah blah blah blah ginger etc etc etc......

Fr0dders · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:57

Like how you skipped #1 and #2 lol.

ScarySquirrel · 25 Mar 2011 at 14:59

MrLOL said:
Like how you skipped #1 and #2 lol.

I didn't. I read them, but as I said, I can't see how my original post could make you think I take myself too seriously (as per definition 2).

ScarySquirrel · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:01

Anyway, "The Vauxhall Corsa is one of the best superminis around, and a looker with it.".

Not my words, the words of Top Gear magazine! (I hope someone gets this reference

).

So, what's wrong with his purchase?

dannyjo22 · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:07

Duke said:
Nice alloys

Nice alloys to me are ones like that, easy to clean and loads of room to get your hand in to clean behind the spokes

Berger · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:09

[TW]Fox;18752220 said:
It's probably costing virtually nothing to own. A fixed payment of 100 quid or so, I think insurance is included as well.

It's not as good as a nicer car but its much cheaper as well.

If its as cheap as that then its almost a no brainer!

I'd certainly have one if I needed a daily drive!

Vita · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:10

Nice car, enjoy it

Nathan · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:18

Not bad, iv driven a few at work. Handle well around town, basic inside and a bit too slow for my liking. they also don't like quick gear changes for some reason. it does however look good in White!

IAmATeaf · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:29

Spunkey said:
Lovely flat driveway.

Grass could do with some feeding though

IAmATeaf · 25 Mar 2011 at 15:31

[TW]Fox;18752220 said:
It's probably costing virtually nothing to own. A fixed payment of 100 quid or so, I think insurance is included as well.

It's not as good as a nicer car but its much cheaper as well.

Why do these schemes only offer run of the mill cars?

I can probably guess the answer but are these schemes all about getting something cheap as chips to scurry around in?