Bring back OCC ..... discipline these young upstarts!

And what's more, we are an equal opportunities organisation we can discriminate against almost everything if it suits us.


Now, what did I come in here for? ......... and I've put my glasses down somewhere ....


And ..... Ms Pebbles ....... I'm sure we can come to some accommodation regarding your bill, so to speak.






You know, I thought her fellow was called ....erm...... well ....... not bill anyway.

Have you fixed that self lowering seat on the WC yet interior minister? .... that could be the killer blow.
 
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singist said:
How nice of you to join us Mr dmpoole; I believe that the post that you're after has been filled, though, I'm not sure if the old black and white pics in Health and Efficiency count as porn anymore.
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I also have at least 30 channels on my Satellite system so I will fight the Minister for his position.
 
Where has field marshal fatian gone now? ........ I hope he's not checking the supplies again.

Could be checking the Volvo car park I suppose.....

Oh, Mr dmpoole...... do tell..... what is this satellite thingy that you speak of ....... sputnik rings a bell or .......hang on a mo....yes it was telstar that was an entertainment thingy in the sky..... is that it?
 
May I propose that this type of footwear be appropriate for our members.
They are silk and made of the highest quality. :D

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(Availavle in navy or burgandy) ;)
 
Otacon said:
The ministry of looking good demands to vet all female members.
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Looks like I'll have to join the OCC then...

I do cross-stitch, I collect books, I need 8 hours sleepa night, I'm horribly sensible with loads of common sense and I'm 23 going on 63...Do I pass?



Edit - I draw the line at those slippers though :eek:
 
Takhisis said:
Looks like I'll have to join the OCC then...

I do cross-stitch, I collect books, I need 8 hours sleepa night, I'm horribly sensible with loads of common sense and I'm 23 going on 63...Do I pass?



Edit - I draw the line at those slippers though :eek:
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Come on in my dear ...... have you met these terribly nice people in OCC?
they are all so nice; they have manners and everything (mostly).
Slippers are optional but I would advise trying them out; don't want to get cold feet do we?
 
Zip ... my young friend; I hope that you're getting all these names down? so that we can know the wheat from the chaff, as they say...

I suppose he could be having a nice warm bath and getting ready for bed ..... he'll be getting up early for choir practice tomorrow probably.
 
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