Bus stop chat up lines

i think you guys need to brush up on your skills. if she's really attractive she'll be instantly bored by "hello" or "my name is" or some other carp.

how about this:

as soon as you see her next, go up to her and say "hey there, i need a female opinion on something..."

the next bit you can decide on but i like something like "i have this friend (insert girl's name) who's getting married but she's only 21. do you think that's too young?"

wedding talk girls love and she'll get involved with it. tell her your other friends are talking her out of it but you don't know what's right or something. you could then ask her how old she is or some other banal question and the conversation can proceed.

instead of asking questions, make statements about yourself which convey some sense of emotion, show her that you're interesting and successful and allow her to comment about herself upon. that way she feels comfortable around you as she knows something about you and also doesn't feel like she's being interrogated.

keep up the chat and eventually you'll build rapport. then, do whatever you like.

that would be my suggestion (based on some really dodgy books i read) but good luck. and yeah, don't build her up too much in your head as she's just some girl and there are plenty more.

edit: being ugly barely affects your chances at all. how many ugly guys do you see with hot girlfriends every day? im guessing quite a few.
 
^^ Its funny because you had to read a book on it :p :D

To counter your edit, being ugly does make a difference but it depends where you are. In a club for instance, the attraction is purely physical since it is impossible to hold a very romantic convocation over Dr Dre and 'smack my ***** up'%. As such, a fittie is unlikely to give an ugly guy much notice in this scenario.




%No, i dont listen to rap music
 
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Muban's advice > *

But there's some serious funnies in here :D Penis holding and crying is my favourite rofl XD

Although it's hard (behave) just saying hello and being honest will be the best method for both of you.
 
Id go with a lot of the people posting with the 'Hey' thing. Tbh you've seen each other before, so she aint gonna think you're weird by saying hello.

The obvious common ground is the busses, so sommat like 'argh, bus is late again, i gotta get home to get ready to go out'. Before u know it, ** talking about where you're going, and then you're walking off the bus with her number on your phone tbh :P

Just be yourself, well... apart from the whole 'help me find a chatup line for the hawt girl at the bus stop' thing :p
 
Locrian said:
^^ Its funny because you had to read a book on it :p :D
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nah, i didn't have to read a book on it but i chose to read a few. im not ashamed. while i've had girlfriends pretty much continuously since i was about 16 i've always wanted to be able to approach girls minus anxiety and with a feeling i had something to say to engage them. now i can do that quite easily. i bet most of the other chaps here can't say the same

also, who has romantic chat when they're trying to get with a girl anyway? girls are attracted to confidence, respect and pre-selection. in fact, you can pretty much tell a girl she should be attracted to you and she'll believe it.

you might land her with boring chat about buses but you can be sure she won't stick around as soon as something which actually grabs her attention comes along.
 
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sam83uk said:
The egg idea is best, breaks the ice
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So does weeing on her, but i don't think it'd work.

I think planning for it is stupid.

Say what you say, don't try and be some weird guy who comes up to random fit girls and asks if they think gettin married at 21 is too young....are you actually mental?! :p
 
Raymond Lin said:
That's not a sticky situation, that's just you don't have the balls to say hi. :p

Start with, "Hi my name is ......" and go from there.
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Then you sound like a ****ing salesman man.....if she gets on't same bus let her on first n then plant yourself next to her in a position so you can casually chat.....thats my plan
 
Run past her and knock her over, then say sorry and help her up, and take it from there hah!...

No please dont.
 
Le_Petit_Lapin said:
: /Wtf is all this obsession in this thread of weeing on someone? Do you all have some weird group fetish? Are the OCUK meets really poorly disguised golden shower parties or something?
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LOL, been laughing at that for about a minute now. I also love how people are suggesting just have a normal conversation and then giving instructions on how to do it. Come on lets give the guy some credit.
 
Stripe said:
edit: being ugly barely affects your chances at all. how many ugly guys do you see with hot girlfriends every day? im guessing quite a few.
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This is something I've noticed a few times...how do they do it? :p
 
Stripe said:
i think you guys need to brush up on your skills. if she's really attractive she'll be instantly bored by "hello" or "my name is" or some other carp.

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and yeah, don't build her up too much in your head as she's just some girl and there are plenty more.
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Don't build her up, just some girl - but omg don't say hi to a pretty girl, you needto say something special.

Gah.
 
last night result

nothing happened yesterday, she was there but another girl who is hot who gets on my bus, not as hot though, was sitting next to her, so hopefully will be some space today and i will have a go :D

I think i will stick to just saying hi and being myself, sure i will be fine.

I did clock on to the fact that she kept making eye contact with me yesterday though, so the signs are looking good!

I wouldn't say i am a super model, in the same respect i wouldn't say i am a burns victim, just about average, they way i like it ;)
 
Had a girl in a bus-station giving me the eye - turns out was more likely she was watching if I was gonna make a move so she could do one so dont read too much into that ;)

Its possible tho - if its eye contact AND a smile then more likely.

To summarise:

Eye contact = WTF?! keeping an eye on him he looks like a nutter
Eye contact + smile = Oooo he's quite cute

With the exception being if its a nervous smile :D

If you get the smile try "ello, sorry for staring + make something up so it was neutral - "I love the shoes, where they from?" mention an imaginary females birthday etc.
 
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