Buying the Mrs a hoover for christmas. Good idea or not?

[King Damager]

I know a guy who bought his wife a cement mixer for christmas.

He then used it to build a patio for her

See, now that in an odd way works better than just buying her a hoover!

kd

 

[Cosimo]

So what was the relevance of mentioning that they divorced

He was just making conversation.

 

[ntg]

Better get her a fire extinguisher, women love fire extinguishers..

 

[Oh Ed not again.]

Shes not looking that great anymore.

Yeah, she's a bit of a munter these days eh.

LOL, superb.

 

[anything I don't mind]

Buy your g/f some coffee and tea pots and see how long the relationship lasts

 

[the shadow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmC62Eg82E8

 

[Guest2]

Do it!

A few years ago my dad got my mum a hoover, it was only a joke as she had a load of other presents but didnt go down well at all!

 

[Guest2]

Better get her a fire extinguisher, women love fire extinguishers..

LOL

 

[bledd]

See, now that in an odd way works better than just buying her a hoover!

kd

In my wedding, he did a speech and at the end said. Now I'll give you this gift, which will save your life.

He handed me a bag of flour. Then he explained, "She was going to bake you a cake, but her cooking is so bad, it would probably kill you. Make one yourself instead."

My wife's uncle, funny bloke

 

[leaskovski]

Get her some marigolds whilst you are at it as well.

 

[joelk2]

LOL.

You can't be serious man? What woman would want a household appliance as a Christmas gift? Buy her something she will like, make her happy, not miserable that she has to spend the next 20 years hoovering and cleaning up after your behind.

exactly, buy a Dust buster instead. Much more female friendly (not as heavy, smaller)

make sure its a good one though

 

[Raymond Lin]

I once bought my wife a lawnmower for her birthday. She has never cut the grass in her life and probably never will.

Still got a BJ out of it ...

Over paid tbh





I kid !

 

[Randomface74]

lmfao this thread delivers

 

[cHk4]

She'll love it, do it OP... don't be a manbitch.

 

[413x]

Buy her one, and another present.

If she gets all womany about the vacuum with hold the other present. If she is grateful give her the other present.

Would also be funny.

I would do it.

 

[Ahleckz]

A hoover will be cheaper after Christmas in the sales. I suggest buying her £200 of Curries vouchers.

 

[Guest2]

A hoover will be cheaper after Christmas in the sales. I suggest buying her £200 of Curries vouchers.

even better, get her a £200 comet voucher!

 

[Cosimo]

even better, get her a £200 comet voucher!

That should guarantee a divorce.

 

[The Funktopus]

Isn't this what that Gordon Freeman chap did at that Black Mesa place or whatever it was called....?

 

[Castiel]

Shes not looking that great anymore.

Hahahaha.