Can you get sacked for farting

doofer said:
You can definitely get dismissed for farting, I actually used to work with a guy who got sacked for it after ignoring the warnings he had, so yeah. But they obviously have to go about it the right way with written warnings etc. If you've not been there for 2 Years Full-Time then they can pretty much just kick you out without any warnings.
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bit risky kicking him with his condition
 
I let out a silent one, however my collegue goes full force, I'm more of a move from desk go to toilet and just lay a big phat one down, with some base :p
 
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If you can't make a joke about it anymore then you have no option left but to deny it.

I am lucky in my office the guys i work with can still laugh about it. The funniest is when they get all serious and say they that they can't work like this. But we have the window key now and we just open the window. Also when i fart i tell them that they should evacuate, i give them a warning. I also say that things like, this one is rich, watch out, i also apologize for it, say that i can't help, say i have stomach problems while holding my stomach.
 
Amazing.

I used to fart quite a lot at work. Not such a good thing when you are in a sterile environment with operating equipment around you mind....
 
I do drop them in the office, then hope nobody comes to speak to me as the smell matures but hasn't dispersed yet. I often keep a poker face and I think people blame the 50 year old man opposite me.

Loving this thread so far, but it is time for bed :(.
 
:) I like to leave mine in the toilets... or the kitchen when no-one is there, then leave

I used to hold them in when on the toilet but now I go full force for maximum noise. Once I saw the CIO go in and he let one rip in the cubical next to me, so I challenged with a protein shake fizzy gravy! He then did did a small follow up fart and im sure I heard him laugh at which point I started laughing too
 
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