Can you get sacked for farting

[arc@css]

its the smell they are quite quiet...

Eat less onions.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

lol only on Overclockers

When I was in the tech support team, our network admin would always drop a silent but violent on his way out of the room. Proper old man's farts. True story.

 

[ThePengu1n]

Best thread in ages

 

[mrk]

How does one go about farting 'deeply'?

With great concentration?

Probably with a face resembling this too:

 

[smit101]

If it's a protein supplement that's making you fart then it probably contains high levels of lactose, if you buy protein isolate powder, which is usually virtually lactose free, it should help to reduce the frequency and ferocity of your farts. Sorry, I can't help grinning at fart! such a great word. Pffffffffffhhhhhhhtttttt!!!!!

 

[MikeHunt79]

Go full force, you'll soon be known as the 'benchrattler'

 

[Xeanor]

Next time tell your colleagues you just cut one and it's gonna be a slowwwwwwwww burnnnnn \m/

 

[needforspeed]

 

[JoeF1]

With great concentration?

Probably with a face resembling this too:

/Thread.

5 stars, just take them.

 

[Craterloads]

Eat less onions.

Guess you've never heard of protein farts?

They are the worst kind.

 

[smelly_legend]

It sounds like a high pressure environment.

 

[DJMK4]

Might as well stick a tube up your arse and collect the gases in a bottle then sell on ebay.

what catagory would you put it under?

 

[Dis86]

Ah gentlemen. You should try my office...I suffer from Ibs and one of our design engineers has krones disease. Monday mornings can be a truly fearsome thing. I have cleared the entire office on occasion only to have our poor unsuspecting admin walk in take a sniff and retch. Good times. Good times. Epic thread though, I'm lying in bed chuckling like a naughty child!

 

[Mr Joshua]

Strike a match each time you fart to eliminate the smell.

 

[byteagig]

It's all fun and games untill someone sharts

 

[VoG]

Strike a match each time you fart to eliminate the smell.

Well if your going to involve a flame...

 

[Dave****]

i'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say yes.

Hahahahahaha

its the smell they are quite quiet...

Fart into a jar and put the lid on. Then open it in your boss' face.

I do kickboxing aswell... and when I do a high roundhouse some times a few let rip aswell but there are fans and stuff so its a bit more mellow

I'm ******* crying with laughter. 5 stars.

 

[kthula666]

You got to love getting away with a smelly one in an elevator.

Especially the solo elevator one where the risk is the door opening and being caught although getting away free leaves a smile on your face.

Busy elevators are risky

 

[Mark A]

Just take a slow walk around your office and 'crop dust' .

 

[413x]

This is why I'm farting more :-\

Happened today, was noisy but it was late and I think/hope the one other person had phones in

Leaving anyway