Caption Competition

cleanbluesky · 20 Jan 2006 at 19:58

In 1940s American the travelling salesman carried more prestige than doctors, lawyers and diplomats and could usually be found as a sandwich filling between lesbian cowgirls...

|-Chris-| · 20 Jan 2006 at 20:15

Dr Harold Shipman: Don't worry, you won't feel a thing, your safe in our hands!

|-Chris-| · 20 Jan 2006 at 20:32

Thunderbirds are Go!

ACPCUP · 20 Jan 2006 at 20:53

Hey, don't just stand there punk! Give us a hand up on this invisible ladder!

Kerplunk · 20 Jan 2006 at 21:13

|-CC-| said:
Dr Harold Shipman: Don't worry, you won't feel a thing, your safe in our hands!

LMAO

Winner IMO

Visage · 21 Jan 2006 at 10:09

The invisible man winced with pain, regretting his choice of hiding spot.

manveruppd · 21 Jan 2006 at 11:21

"That's one heck of a dance, Betty! Now, see if you can do it again with Suzy balanced on your head..."

or

"That's one heck of a dance, Betty! Now, see if you can do it again with you and Suzy balanced on my groin"

or

While he was enjoying an innocent flirtation with the two girls, Dr. Blum was unaware that his insane tousled-haired shadow was about to lunge...

manveruppd · 22 Jan 2006 at 17:35

24 hrs have been up for a while now... Can we have a winner Oh Otacon?

Shoseki · 23 Jan 2006 at 09:34

Jerry was starting to regret her new boots. Goddamn static!

Wow, she looks so real! Where did you find the button to turn her on?

Otacon · 23 Jan 2006 at 10:11

Sorry guys, I ended up being away all weekend

Well, I'm sorry, but I jusy have to give it to Belmit for either of these two from the same post:

Belmit said:
Suzie hoped for the dignity of the electric chair, but unfortunately the judge sentenced 'shameful death by progressive drama group'.

Or

Paul McKenna: "Holy ****! Sleep! Sleep!"

Special mention to Tru for :

Tru said:
Patsy's addiction to helium had gone too far, "If you don't stop we're going to let go and pop a cap in your floating ass."

And again to Belmit for:

Belmit said:
Gangbang: The Musical

I actually came up with something similar ("The single mens support group of east London was disappointed with the content of their recent group trip to see the hit Broadway show 'Gangbang'"), but the subtleness of that was better.

If Belmit wishes to forfeit his choosing responsibilites, then so be it

Belmit · 23 Jan 2006 at 10:29

Otacon said:
If Belmit wishes to forfeit his choosing responsibilites, then so be it

Yeah, give someone else a go. Choosing the pic pretty much eliminates you from the captioning fun anyway!

Otacon · 23 Jan 2006 at 10:39

Ok - first one to post a pic has the floor.

Shoseki · 23 Jan 2006 at 10:45

EDIT : Hosted it myself

Cybermyk · 23 Jan 2006 at 11:16

Shoeski unveils the new avatar for Thugs

Belmit · 23 Jan 2006 at 11:28

A mere ten seconds had passed since opening the pizza box and Edmund was already logged into eBay.

Von Smallhausen · 23 Jan 2006 at 11:29

Gerri Halliwell uveils her new improved look for Asda magazine.

cleanbluesky · 23 Jan 2006 at 11:31

After the success of Shed/Boat/Shed, the artist pushed new boundaries with Human/Pizza/Human

woodsy2k · 23 Jan 2006 at 11:33

Throwing acid is wrong..... In some peoples eyes

Pumpkinstew · 23 Jan 2006 at 11:49

Amongst the foul obscenities and loathsome snarls just one discernible word could be understood, repeated slavishly like a skipping record....
'Chocolate........CHOCOLATE!'

Pumpkinstew · 23 Jan 2006 at 11:53

Piggymon: Rght I warned you....

SLAP!!

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