Cat gone crazy wild

[Random Guy]

And where do you suggest he finds all this free... um... pussy?

*Chortle*

...The hormones he has right now are telling him to stay outside, fight other males and look for some kitty poon tang to nail...

Yep, we've all been there (some of us still are )

 

[Musty Pie]

Gone is the "lean mean raping machine"

This wins.

 

[TheMightyTen]

Any other tips apart from that? Its ok to get them him done then at this age?

I'd recommend changing his fencing instructor, cross country runs, plenty of rugger, cold showers and bromide in his tea; it certainly worked with a few chaps at my school.

 

[OzyOly]

He is being Alpha. Dont take it away from him, the other cats will cuss him for being a jaffa!!

 

[Hank_Marvin]

Let him keep his balls and feed him a high protein diet, train him in multiple forms of combat, watch him grow and take measurements, starve him of sex unless administered by yourself and enter him in cat wars 2011

or

de-ball him

 

[CLAWS]

Im not coming back in this thread. Reading all the "snip snip", "de-ball" comments keeps making me squirm and cross my legs with a squeamish look on my face. People in the office are looking at me funny now

 

[Kelt]

Get him denutted. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Yrkoon]

BANG!!! and the balls are gone

 

[w3bbo]

Kick the cat out (for good). Yet nother example of an owner being taken advantage of by these feline fiends!

Buy a dog.

 

[The Funktopus]

A cattle prod should allow you to quickly, and painlessly (for you at least) assert your dominance.

 

[Cyclone]

Use a couple of bricks!!

 

[SB118]

Time to lose his love spuds.

 

[w3bbo]

Use a couple of bricks!!

To neuter a cat? Thats too harsh even for me who isn't the biggest of cat fans!

To OP, as others have said, get him 'done' and he won't stray too far, he also won't get into as many scraps with other cats.

 

[~>Dg<~]

set up a underground cat fight club.

 

[w3bbo]

1st rule of Cat fight club: There is no Cat fight club .

 

[Cosimo]

He needs to lose his nuts.

 

[Chicken #16]

put him in a wheelie bin....that'll learn him.

 

[w3bbo]

Teach dammit.

 

[FabienO]

sever his marriage tackle.

 

[K.C. Leblanc]

As cats are classed as vermin its quite ok to kill it and replace it, I recomend replacing it with a dog, if you die a dog will try to revive you by licking you, a cat will just eat your rotting corpse

Disclaimer for idiots : Its not ok to kill cats, they are not classed as vermin. They do eat you if you die though!

But dogs are rubbish,

Get his danglies docked.