Caught between two ladies...

I've been in a similar situation, never with a milf though.. too much baggage for me.

I was dating 3 women at the same time (none sexually). I think after a few dates youll get a feel for which one is worth the plunge.

Id suggest not rushing into anything, have a few casual dates with both, then make a decision.

I also found dating x3 at once extremely stressful and I nearly messed up with one bird when I referenced her dad mistakenly for the other. Its a messy game!
 
arknor said:
poop in a paper bag.
Place it in front of her door.
Set it on fire.
Knock on the door and run.


Phone the woman and tell her you found a woman your own age who's interested.
When she calls you a **** simply reply "you stood in it" and hang up on her

Milf only makes sense if shes loaded, if shes not go for youth
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dont forget the milk bottle on door handle
 
don't understand the dilemma here - you're in a relationship with neither so can see both if you want

or if you want to turn down some online date you've never even met before, just turn her down - write message: sorry I've started seeing someone else and leave it at that...
 
Ok enough with the pics. It is not happening. You will just have to take my word for it. :p

Anyway, I decided to ditch the MILF. Why? Well, she sent me a very suggestive pic of herself in the bath....with her legs opened. Facing away from the camera tho!

I couldn't do it any longer. I had to tell her that I was potentially dating someone else. At first she took it well, then she kinda went all psycho about it. TBH, I am glad I did it. I felt like I was cheating on the work lass. I guess from this moment on, it's going to be a one woman at a time thing.

Seriously tho, thank you all for your suggestions. Especially the pasty smashing. You guys are a hoot at times. :D
 
Enjoy, at least you will get Christmas out of it.. Maybe you are the Christmas boy friend?
 
If it feels like cheating then it probably is. Strange enough though it doesn't work the other way round!
 
Thought it was time to give some of you an update on this. Not that I think many of you were really following this.

Myself and the lady from work are now together and have been since I first made this thread. Things are going really well. So well in fact, we're now living together. She moved out of her ex's just before Xmas and was living with her aunt and uncle til around end of Feb. I didn't think she would want to, but I decided to ask her to move in with me. I said she didn't have to answer right away and that she could move in a few months time. But it seems she was really eager to move in and before I knew it, the bedroom had been rearranged.

I am so glad I chose her in the end. I seriously couldn't picture myself with anyone else, TBH. She has pretty much taken over the flat. My wardrobe space has diminished significantly. She has way too many shoes. She's going to need a separate wardrobe just for them! I'm not allowed any Superman related posters in the bedroom. And I had to shuffle around other posters in the front room.

Besides all of this, life is just awesome! So there you have it. :)
 
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I hope we don't have a new thread a year down the line. Help, my girlfriend has split up with me and wants half of my house. It does appear to have moved along rapidly.
 
CK61938 said:
...before I knew it, the bedroom had been rearranged... She has pretty much taken over the flat. My wardrobe space has diminished significantly... I'm not allowed... I had to shuffle around...
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I'm pleased for you, really, but the desperation in your post tells me your crying inside...

j/k ;) Good for you :)
 
cainer said:
i should think after 3 kids it would be like ****ing a dying mans handshake
take the younger one imo
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My ex wife and mother of my child has birthed 2 babies both times the baby wouldn't fit through so they had to give her a c section

lol op not even allowed posters where he wants them in his own house.

slowly but surely she is going to manipulate and play you like a fiddle
 
arknor said:
My ex wife and mother of my child has birthed 2 babies both times the baby wouldn't fit through so they had to give her a c section

lol op not even allowed posters where he wants them in his own house.

slowly but surely she is going to manipulate and play you like a fiddle
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Yeah they always start playing you like an oboe, then the fiddle. Always happens.
 
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