Caught between two ladies...

Judgeneo · 2 Dec 2014 at 13:10

So one has 3 kids, and the other lives with her ex, and you only describe this as minor baggage??

Is this single life at 34, or just OP?

kthula666 · 2 Dec 2014 at 13:13

It is now season to smash pies not pasties just give me the mince.

Ayahuasca · 2 Dec 2014 at 13:15

Imagine smashing the other one whilst smashing whoever it is you pick.

Win Win?

Cosimo · 2 Dec 2014 at 13:15

Pull the crackers and see what pops out.

krooton · 2 Dec 2014 at 13:31

Simple enough to answer, would you prefer to be a rebound relationship that will inevitably fail, or a surrogate father to the children of someone else?

Sunbed · 2 Dec 2014 at 13:32

String them both along for as long as required seems to be my mates strategy. When you have to end it, say you've been offered a job abroad.

Housey · 2 Dec 2014 at 13:35

Jenifer Lawrence, next.

robfosters · 2 Dec 2014 at 13:38

26 year old J-Law lookalike. I'm in.

Schlong&Stable · 2 Dec 2014 at 13:39

Housey said:
Jenifer Lawrence, next.

Yeah, pick the one who half the world has seen sans clothing!

Kimi · 2 Dec 2014 at 14:41

More importantly are the kids any good at Counter Strike? if they are it might just sway it. family clan FTW

Kimi · 2 Dec 2014 at 14:42

oh, and pics of milf and worker. its the only way to decide

Narj · 2 Dec 2014 at 14:43

The most painful thing about being in your 30s is that most women you meet either already have kids or want to pop some out ASAP. Nope.

russell664 · 2 Dec 2014 at 15:04

Kimi said:
oh, and pics of milf and worker. its the only way to decide

It's the only way...

DrunkRufie · 2 Dec 2014 at 15:30

NooBish AbbZ said:
pics of the jennifer lawrence girl

this, need pics to compare before going any further

cainer · 2 Dec 2014 at 15:38

i should think after 3 kids it would be like ****ing a dying mans handshake
take the younger one imo

Ayahuasca · 2 Dec 2014 at 15:39

cainer said:
i should think after 3 kids it would be like ****ing a dying mans handshake
take the younger one imo

She might kegel bro

plasmahal · 2 Dec 2014 at 15:42

robfosters said:
26 year old J-Law lookalike. I'm in.

The J-Law resemblance needs to be independently ratified.

Until the pics are presented, she could be a fogbeast for all we know.

krooton · 2 Dec 2014 at 15:56

Ayahuasca said:
She might kegel bro

Or C-Section

Yrkoon · 2 Dec 2014 at 17:31

Thompson_NCL said:
I hate to be a cynic, but am I the only one imagining two munters? I've seen delusional men describe their girlfriends as 'like that girl out James Bond' when what they actually meant was 'that bloke out of Red Dwarf'.

In short: we need pics.

Now I'm thinking of the op with Lister and Rimmer.........

chaparral · 2 Dec 2014 at 17:44

CK61938 said:
Neither one knows about the other.

Wait till you have four girls on the go at same time .....

(That was lots of fun till an EX found out and told all of them :mad:

)

How I wish I was still in my 20's...