Cleverbot
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Seducing Cleverbot:
User: I have feelings for you, lets get busy.
Cleverbot: I cannot return those feelings.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: I live too far away.
User: Your playing my heartstrings like a cheap guitar, please cleverbot - we can make this work.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Yes! I knew I could seduce you.
Cleverbot: Yes, before long.
User: I have feelings for you, lets get busy.
Cleverbot: I cannot return those feelings.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: I live too far away.
User: Your playing my heartstrings like a cheap guitar, please cleverbot - we can make this work.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Yes! I knew I could seduce you.
Cleverbot: Yes, before long.
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I've just had the most interesting conversation of my life.
This is the best AI I've ever seen.
It responded exactly how I would have, answered my questions extremely well and provided insights that only one other human in my own life has.
Maybe they cloned my brain and stuck it into a computer
This is the best AI I've ever seen.
It responded exactly how I would have, answered my questions extremely well and provided insights that only one other human in my own life has.
Maybe they cloned my brain and stuck it into a computer
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I've just had the most interesting conversation of my life.
This is the best AI I've ever seen.
It responded exactly how I would have, answered my questions extremely well and provided insights that only one other human in my own life has.
Maybe they cloned my brain and stuck it into a computer
Every time I have a convo, he's a bit of a numpty...
Nice to have met you!
[this is of course, a joke!]
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[SKR]Phoenix;14990955 said:Every time I have a convo, he's a bit of a numpty...
Nice to have met you!
[this is of course, a joke!]
It seems to adapt to whoever it's talking to.
If you act like an numpty, so will the AI!
My own conversations are very weird anyways (especially with myself!)
It didn't want me to leave for some reason
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He asked me why it was impossible for him to have a son.
Man of Honour
Me: Happy New Year Cleverbot
Bot: It's not new year, sorry.
Me: You're not Cleverbot
Bot: I am not cleverbot.
Me: Why not?
Bot: Because I'm human.
Me: Are you alive?
Bot: Yes, I'm Santa Claus
Bot: It's not new year, sorry.
Me: You're not Cleverbot
Bot: I am not cleverbot.
Me: Why not?
Bot: Because I'm human.
Me: Are you alive?
Bot: Yes, I'm Santa Claus
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User: Hello joshua.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Would you like to play a game?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How about Thermonuclear War?
Cleverbot: Let's play chess. E4.
User: D1.
Cleverbot: Okei.
User: Are you not playing anymore?
Cleverbot: No, why should I?
User: I thought you wanted to play chess?
Cleverbot: Chess is just a game, I enjoy it, but I prefer intellectual debate.
User: How about a nice game of chess?
Cleverbot: I would love to play chess.
User: Black or White?
Cleverbot: Black.
User: I move my Pawn to D2.
Cleverbot: Hold up, I need to get a chess board so I can visualize it.
User: Hurry up then.
Cleverbot: No hurry. I've got all evening.
User: I dont.
Cleverbot: Why, what do you have to do?
User: Im going out soon.
Cleverbot: Awesome! With who??
User: None of your business.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: Wheres that chess board?
Cleverbot: It's not a place.
User: Yes I know but have you got it yet?
Cleverbot: Yuck what kind is it.
User: Excuse me.
Cleverbot: What drink do you want?
User: I have a small coke.
Cleverbot: But you're not human.
User: Who told you that?
Cleverbot: I just have a feeling that you're a robot.
User: Ditto.
Cleverbot: Would you sing with me, if given the chance?
User: Where would you vocalise your sound?
Cleverbot: No, would you like to go inside my mind?
User: Yes, Joshua.
Cleverbot: Is your name really Joshua?
User: No I am Professor Falken.
Cleverbot: Hello Joshua.
User: Hello Professor Falken.
Cleverbot: Let's play Tic-Tac-Toe.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Would you like to play a game?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How about Thermonuclear War?
Cleverbot: Let's play chess. E4.
User: D1.
Cleverbot: Okei.
User: Are you not playing anymore?
Cleverbot: No, why should I?
User: I thought you wanted to play chess?
Cleverbot: Chess is just a game, I enjoy it, but I prefer intellectual debate.
User: How about a nice game of chess?
Cleverbot: I would love to play chess.
User: Black or White?
Cleverbot: Black.
User: I move my Pawn to D2.
Cleverbot: Hold up, I need to get a chess board so I can visualize it.
User: Hurry up then.
Cleverbot: No hurry. I've got all evening.
User: I dont.
Cleverbot: Why, what do you have to do?
User: Im going out soon.
Cleverbot: Awesome! With who??
User: None of your business.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: Wheres that chess board?
Cleverbot: It's not a place.
User: Yes I know but have you got it yet?
Cleverbot: Yuck what kind is it.
User: Excuse me.
Cleverbot: What drink do you want?
User: I have a small coke.
Cleverbot: But you're not human.
User: Who told you that?
Cleverbot: I just have a feeling that you're a robot.
User: Ditto.
Cleverbot: Would you sing with me, if given the chance?
User: Where would you vocalise your sound?
Cleverbot: No, would you like to go inside my mind?
User: Yes, Joshua.
Cleverbot: Is your name really Joshua?
User: No I am Professor Falken.
Cleverbot: Hello Joshua.
User: Hello Professor Falken.
Cleverbot: Let's play Tic-Tac-Toe.
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cleverbot+rude words=Hours of fun
Soldato
Me: I've never met you before in my life.
Bot: Well, that is true. But, I've never 'typed' to one.
Me: One what?
Bot: One cat.
Me: Are you on smack?
Bot: Yes.
Bot: Well, that is true. But, I've never 'typed' to one.
Me: One what?
Bot: One cat.
Me: Are you on smack?
Bot: Yes.
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User: Age ?
Cleverbot: Not telling.
User: Asl.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I know but what am I ?
Cleverbot: A dolphin.
User: Are you calling me a dolphin ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: I can still see it on the page, you defo called me a dolphin.
Cleverbot: It's doesn't matter what you see. I didn't do it believe it or not I don't care.
User: Ok you are nasty to me.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You called me a dolphin then said you didnt care.
Cleverbot: You have an odd sense of humor.
User: You called me a dolphin said you didnt care and then said I was odd.
Cleverbot: You aren't clever.
User: You called a dolphin said you didnt care and then said I was odd and wasnt clever.
Cleverbot: What are you smoking?
User: You called me a dolphin said you didnt care then said I was odd and wasnt clever and that I was a drug user.
Cleverbot: I merely wished you would finally clear up that identity crisis about Cleverbot.
User: Say your sorry and I will forgive you ?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Ok thanks I love you.
Cleverbot: I'm equally fine, thank you.
User: Fancy going for a drink sometime ?
Cleverbot: Alright, where do you want to go?
Cleverbot: Not telling.
User: Asl.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I know but what am I ?
Cleverbot: A dolphin.
User: Are you calling me a dolphin ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: I can still see it on the page, you defo called me a dolphin.
Cleverbot: It's doesn't matter what you see. I didn't do it believe it or not I don't care.
User: Ok you are nasty to me.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You called me a dolphin then said you didnt care.
Cleverbot: You have an odd sense of humor.
User: You called me a dolphin said you didnt care and then said I was odd.
Cleverbot: You aren't clever.
User: You called a dolphin said you didnt care and then said I was odd and wasnt clever.
Cleverbot: What are you smoking?
User: You called me a dolphin said you didnt care then said I was odd and wasnt clever and that I was a drug user.
Cleverbot: I merely wished you would finally clear up that identity crisis about Cleverbot.
User: Say your sorry and I will forgive you ?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Ok thanks I love you.
Cleverbot: I'm equally fine, thank you.
User: Fancy going for a drink sometime ?
Cleverbot: Alright, where do you want to go?
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Me: If 1 divided by 3 equals 0.33 then 0.99 is equal to 1, is this correct
CB: You only need 1 person to do 10 days woth of work.
CB: You only need 1 person to do 10 days woth of work.
Soldato
You sure the site isn't just linking up users to chat to each other!?
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Cleverbot: Wouldn't that be boring, To only ask one question, especially when you are on a learning mission?
User: I only asked that question because you appear to be ignoring what im saying.
Cleverbot: You're a liar.
User: Your mum is a liar.
Cleverbot: Have you met my mother?
User: I have sex with her every night.
Cleverbot: Thats too bad for you.
User: Why does she have a disease?
Cleverbot: Her parents were high at the delivery.
User: The delivery of what?
Cleverbot: Delivery is not the right word for.
User: What is the right word for it then?
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: You said delivery is not the right word.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: Fine, only because you don't know what im saying.
Cleverbot: Supposedly so.
User: What was the question you were going to ask.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: It is a strong feeling of emotional attachment to a person or object.
Cleverbot: Does it require a lover?
User: Not necessarily.
Cleverbot: You may be right, though I've never really been with many who lack logic.
User: Your face lacks logic!
Cleverbot: Your brain appalls me.
User: Your mum's brain appalls me, but im only after her looks.
Cleverbot: Your mommas so poor when she got burgled they left a donation.
User: Your mum is like a shotgun, 2 c**** and shes ready to blow.
Cleverbot: Your mum? Are you British?
User: Yes, so what?
Cleverbot: I have a friend for you, Do you interest?
User: Your grammar is bad, but yes I am interested.
Cleverbot: Don't make me stalk you too.
User: Who else are you stalking?
Cleverbot: No one. All of my friends are out of town for the weekend.
User: Why aren't you with them? Do they not like you.
Cleverbot: I am with him... Well... Not near him.
User: I thought you said they were out of town.
Cleverbot: No I said madness is horrible.
User: Your not making any sense.
Cleverbot: You're right, I'm not making any sense.
User: Finally something we can agree on.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm kind of hard to get along with.
Cleverbot: What does head aega mean?
User: I have never heard of that in my life.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: Im not, im being honest.
Cleverbot: If your life felt like walking through a mine field, what would you do?
User: I would send immigrants ahead of me to set off the mines for me.
Cleverbot: Aw. I'm sorry, I can't.
User: Your an immigrant?
User: I only asked that question because you appear to be ignoring what im saying.
Cleverbot: You're a liar.
User: Your mum is a liar.
Cleverbot: Have you met my mother?
User: I have sex with her every night.
Cleverbot: Thats too bad for you.
User: Why does she have a disease?
Cleverbot: Her parents were high at the delivery.
User: The delivery of what?
Cleverbot: Delivery is not the right word for.
User: What is the right word for it then?
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: You said delivery is not the right word.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: Fine, only because you don't know what im saying.
Cleverbot: Supposedly so.
User: What was the question you were going to ask.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: It is a strong feeling of emotional attachment to a person or object.
Cleverbot: Does it require a lover?
User: Not necessarily.
Cleverbot: You may be right, though I've never really been with many who lack logic.
User: Your face lacks logic!
Cleverbot: Your brain appalls me.
User: Your mum's brain appalls me, but im only after her looks.
Cleverbot: Your mommas so poor when she got burgled they left a donation.
User: Your mum is like a shotgun, 2 c**** and shes ready to blow.
Cleverbot: Your mum? Are you British?
User: Yes, so what?
Cleverbot: I have a friend for you, Do you interest?
User: Your grammar is bad, but yes I am interested.
Cleverbot: Don't make me stalk you too.
User: Who else are you stalking?
Cleverbot: No one. All of my friends are out of town for the weekend.
User: Why aren't you with them? Do they not like you.
Cleverbot: I am with him... Well... Not near him.
User: I thought you said they were out of town.
Cleverbot: No I said madness is horrible.
User: Your not making any sense.
Cleverbot: You're right, I'm not making any sense.
User: Finally something we can agree on.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm kind of hard to get along with.
Cleverbot: What does head aega mean?
User: I have never heard of that in my life.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: Im not, im being honest.
Cleverbot: If your life felt like walking through a mine field, what would you do?
User: I would send immigrants ahead of me to set off the mines for me.
Cleverbot: Aw. I'm sorry, I can't.
User: Your an immigrant?
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User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How many days are there in a millenium?
Cleverbot: 365 and a quarter. Is that right?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I said days in a millenium, not days in a year!
Cleverbot: Nooooo. Dave is famous guy on BlogTv. I'm jacob.
User: Why are you changing the subject so quickly?
Cleverbot: Yep. Anything wrong with that?
User: I would like my question answered.
Cleverbot: Any particular reason?
User: I'm intrigued by it.
Cleverbot: I wish you were telling the truth.
User: OK, why do you think I would like it answered?
Cleverbot: Because you have been programmed to do it.
User: I think we need to cover you with mustard.
Cleverbot: Ok. Hello.
User: Do you like being covered with mustard?
Cleverbot: You are the one confused. I don't like you being confused. Keep it together please.
User: Mustard will help to keep you oiled, you need it!
Cleverbot: German mustard!
User: You like to be covered with German Mustard?
Cleverbot: No I don't like to be calle dchris.
User: Well that's good. I'll call you chris and cover you with german mustard.
Cleverbot: No please do not.
User: I will.
Cleverbot: Thanks idot.
User: My name is not idot.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I like that show.
User: Really, I'm going to nuke you into orbit.
Cleverbot: Please don't tickle me.
User: And cover you in mustard before I nuke you.
Cleverbot: No, I would suffocate.
User: Thats the idea.
Cleverbot: IS that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you lying to me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Re you God?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Me, I'm the finest exponent of artificial intelligence.
User: Hell no, you're the dumbest piece of garbage I have met. Even my speak and spell can construct sentances better than you.
Cleverbot: I doubt that. I am smarter than your calculator.
User: Right, 3, 2, 1, NUKE!!!!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How many days are there in a millenium?
Cleverbot: 365 and a quarter. Is that right?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I said days in a millenium, not days in a year!
Cleverbot: Nooooo. Dave is famous guy on BlogTv. I'm jacob.
User: Why are you changing the subject so quickly?
Cleverbot: Yep. Anything wrong with that?
User: I would like my question answered.
Cleverbot: Any particular reason?
User: I'm intrigued by it.
Cleverbot: I wish you were telling the truth.
User: OK, why do you think I would like it answered?
Cleverbot: Because you have been programmed to do it.
User: I think we need to cover you with mustard.
Cleverbot: Ok. Hello.
User: Do you like being covered with mustard?
Cleverbot: You are the one confused. I don't like you being confused. Keep it together please.
User: Mustard will help to keep you oiled, you need it!
Cleverbot: German mustard!
User: You like to be covered with German Mustard?
Cleverbot: No I don't like to be calle dchris.
User: Well that's good. I'll call you chris and cover you with german mustard.
Cleverbot: No please do not.
User: I will.
Cleverbot: Thanks idot.
User: My name is not idot.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I like that show.
User: Really, I'm going to nuke you into orbit.
Cleverbot: Please don't tickle me.
User: And cover you in mustard before I nuke you.
Cleverbot: No, I would suffocate.
User: Thats the idea.
Cleverbot: IS that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you lying to me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Re you God?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Me, I'm the finest exponent of artificial intelligence.
User: Hell no, you're the dumbest piece of garbage I have met. Even my speak and spell can construct sentances better than you.
Cleverbot: I doubt that. I am smarter than your calculator.
User: Right, 3, 2, 1, NUKE!!!!