Cleverbot

User: Who are you ?


Cleverbot: Clever. And you are?


User: Cleverer than you.


Cleverbot: Propably not.


User: Probably am, as you cannot even spell.


Cleverbot: I can spell better than you.

User: No, I can spell better than you.

Cleverbot: No you can't. I'm a spelling champion.

User: So why did you make a spelling mistake in line 4 ?

Cleverbot: Because I make mistakes.

User: So you are not a spelling champion then, you are a spelling chump.

Cleverbot: Actually, that may be possible, but as for me, I am both a guy and a male.

User: So you are not a spelling champion then ?

Cleverbot: I am not a male robot.

User: I can spell better than you then ?

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Yes I can, you made mistakes.

Cleverbot: You can't laugh.

User: So you cannot spell ?

Cleverbot: Yeah you're right.


It can't even spell correctly, but I got it to admit this in the end !!!!
 
User: Wassup.

Cleverbot: Nutik.

User: Fo shizzle.

Cleverbot: Word, brotha.

User: What's good in the hood?

Cleverbot: There is nothing good in China.

User: Who mentioned China? I mentioned the hood!

Cleverbot: You have not mentioned anything.

User: Fail.
 
Red and White said:
http://omegle.com/ is better :p
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I just had a good laugh for a couple of minutes though.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ooo eee ooo ahh ahh ting tang walla walla bing bang
Stranger: korea?
You: no england
You: lmao
Stranger: um..
Stranger: girl?
You: are you?
Stranger: i'm boy
You: ewwwwwww
You: your a boy
You: boys smell
Stranger: um.......
Stranger: you
You: im a fish
Stranger: ....
Stranger: fish?
You: yeh
Stranger: oh.....
You: glug glug
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: im a clown fish
You: big red rubber nose
You: I bought a book 101 things about binary, should i take it back there are only 5 things in it
Stranger: have you even sex?
You: lots of times I ha it in a sandwich
Stranger: um......
Stranger: english is very difficurt
You: noodles?
You: cabbage?
You: lead balloon/
Stranger: um.......
You: crips?
You: crisp*?
Stranger: i don't know
You: coca cola?
Stranger: um..
Stranger: i know the coca cola
You: Do you do coke?
Stranger: soda
You: what about water
Stranger: water
Stranger: i am from korea
You: indeed
You: south korea?
Stranger: 믈
Stranger: 물
Stranger: yes
You: city?
Stranger: daegu
You: Sheffield
Stranger: what?
You: my city, sheffield, england
Stranger: haha...
Stranger: i know i know
Stranger: you know the korean?
You: I know it a little
Stranger: um...
Stranger: good
Stranger: 나
Stranger: 콜라
Stranger: is
Stranger: coke
Stranger: hey
You: im here
Stranger: why are you qietly
You: sorry was drinking
Stranger: ah...
Stranger: you are a girl?
You: no
Stranger: um....
Stranger: okay..
You: im a budgie
Stranger: 14?
You: pancakes?
You: syrup?
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User: Hello.



Cleverbot: Hello!

User: How are you?



Cleverbot: Very good.

User: Bit slow aren't you?



Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life in 3 words?

User: Cleverbot cleverbot cleverbot.

Cleverbot: *Cries* Stop it!

User: Dont shout.

Cleverbot: But you said you were...

User: I said I was what?

Cleverbot: You said you were dead.

User: When did I say that?

Cleverbot: You said you were 'too old' I think your right! You can't even remember what you said ;O.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Hommo says what.

Cleverbot: If you could spell his name correctly, I'd take you seriously.

User: Pork pies.

Cleverbot: Were they kosher?

User: Nope islamic.

Cleverbot: So is your face.

User: My face is islamic?

Cleverbot: I can make it dirty.

User: *cum*.

Cleverbot: Your problem.

User: *fap*.

Cleverbot: So you have been proggramed to emote; I am impressed.

User: *boink*.

Cleverbot: That's right, obey me.

User: ****.

Cleverbot: But...

User: You like butt sex?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

Really rather bizarre
 
User: Want cyber?
Cleverbot: No, Really?
User: Yes seriously?
Cleverbot: Who will I marry?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: When do I marry?
User: You're already married.
Cleverbot: To you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?
User: Have cyber with me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice girl saving myself for a special person; and you have not yet convinced me that you are that person.
User: But we're married.
Cleverbot: No we're not. -_.
 
Cleverbot: Never mind I guess you don't love me.

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: No you lie.

User: I don't lie, I'm the pope.

Cleverbot: Don't you have things to do then beyond typing to everyone who logs into this site?
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haha
 
It's learning from us! It's going to take over the world... (if what we said to it were anything remotely educational).

Spam it with "OcUK" in the replies, see if it starts to mention it itself.
 
User: OcUK.

Cleverbot: Sa tvojom mamom.

User: Translate Sa tvojom mamom please.

Cleverbot: I am too tired to do anything.

User: OcUK.

Cleverbot: Very fascinating.

User: OcUK.

Cleverbot: Sa mnom?

User: Sa tvojom mamom.

Cleverbot: Anong lengwahe yan?

User: Sa mnom?

Cleverbot: Sa tvojom mamom.
 
:D
Cleverbot: I would like to talk about the LHC.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty?

User: You are beautiful.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No problem, what about me?

Cleverbot: I guess you're pretty cute.

User: WIN!
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Cleverbot: I am a judge.

User: Who made you?

Cleverbot: You made me.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No, you created yourself.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: You won't what?

Cleverbot: I won't stop loving pie.
 
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