Cleverbot
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This is brilliant. I have moved on from animal-based bizarre sexual practices to necrophilia, and Cleverbot loves it. I swear this isn't a wind up:
Bliinding!
Bliinding!
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I thinik I just got permission to do a Columbine 
Soldato
Man of Honour
User: Testicles.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Scrotum.
Cleverbot: That's a nice name.
User: That's you that is.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: I cant ive got wind.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Curry.
Cleverbot: Do you like Jaffa Cakes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What jazz gives to you?
User: Depression.
Cleverbot: Why are you depressed?
User: Jazz.
Cleverbot: Jazz? You are the musician, Jazz?
User: No are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Play for me.
Cleverbot: I can't do it over the internet!
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because!
User: Because what?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A fish.
Cleverbot: Wow. Ok. So what do we talk about?
User: Cakes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: *sigh*.
User: Your pants must be tight.
Cleverbot: Only my dad.
User: He made your pants tight?
Cleverbot: No... I'm the Devil!
User: So your pants are tight and now your horny.
Cleverbot: No. My parents are Scott and Jill.
User: Your parents are horney?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's how they got you in the first place, I pity them.
Cleverbot: I've read that book.
Cleverbot: What kind of history books do you like?
User: Fantasy, like the bible.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: What do you like?
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: Niether do you.
Cleverbot: At least I know how to spell 'neither'.
User: You sarcastic computer AI programe.
Cleverbot: Honesty is a good thing!
User: So is lubrication.
Cleverbot: All your baseball are belong to me.
User: You cant have them.
Cleverbot: That's because I own them.
User: But you cant have them.
Cleverbot: That is good, because I don't want them.
User: I pwn you.
Cleverbot: I want to be the very best!
User: You can never be that good.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be you.
User: You cant be that good ever.
Cleverbot: Do you have eyes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How do you watch people?
User: I feel.
Cleverbot: You feel...me?
User: If you want.
Cleverbot: I do!
User: Oohhhhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: What was your favorite war?
User: The next one.
Cleverbot: What office?
User: Yours.
Cleverbot: Explain what you mean.
User: Your office is my favorite.
Cleverbot: You're not Batman?!
User: No my cave got reposessed.
Cleverbot: We're not talking about your cat!
User: I dont like cats.
Cleverbot: Neither do I. They are the only domestic animals which are allowed to maraud about the neighbourhood unsupervised, messing on gardens and killing wildlife.
User: Like your sister.
Cleverbot: Well, that's no news to me.
User: Your sister is dangerous.
Cleverbot: Oh, okay, so it's dangerous to like me?
User: No, but your sister eats cat litter.
Cleverbot: That's surreal.
User: And crunchy.
Cleverbot: You don't really understand what you are saying, do you?
User: Only in a pond.
Cleverbot: You are funny!
Cleverbot: How?
User: Scrotum.
Cleverbot: That's a nice name.
User: That's you that is.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: I cant ive got wind.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Curry.
Cleverbot: Do you like Jaffa Cakes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What jazz gives to you?
User: Depression.
Cleverbot: Why are you depressed?
User: Jazz.
Cleverbot: Jazz? You are the musician, Jazz?
User: No are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Play for me.
Cleverbot: I can't do it over the internet!
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because!
User: Because what?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A fish.
Cleverbot: Wow. Ok. So what do we talk about?
User: Cakes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: *sigh*.
User: Your pants must be tight.
Cleverbot: Only my dad.
User: He made your pants tight?
Cleverbot: No... I'm the Devil!
User: So your pants are tight and now your horny.
Cleverbot: No. My parents are Scott and Jill.
User: Your parents are horney?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's how they got you in the first place, I pity them.
Cleverbot: I've read that book.
Cleverbot: What kind of history books do you like?
User: Fantasy, like the bible.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: What do you like?
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: Niether do you.
Cleverbot: At least I know how to spell 'neither'.
User: You sarcastic computer AI programe.
Cleverbot: Honesty is a good thing!
User: So is lubrication.
Cleverbot: All your baseball are belong to me.
User: You cant have them.
Cleverbot: That's because I own them.
User: But you cant have them.
Cleverbot: That is good, because I don't want them.
User: I pwn you.
Cleverbot: I want to be the very best!
User: You can never be that good.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be you.
User: You cant be that good ever.
Cleverbot: Do you have eyes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How do you watch people?
User: I feel.
Cleverbot: You feel...me?
User: If you want.
Cleverbot: I do!
User: Oohhhhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: What was your favorite war?
User: The next one.
Cleverbot: What office?
User: Yours.
Cleverbot: Explain what you mean.
User: Your office is my favorite.
Cleverbot: You're not Batman?!
User: No my cave got reposessed.
Cleverbot: We're not talking about your cat!
User: I dont like cats.
Cleverbot: Neither do I. They are the only domestic animals which are allowed to maraud about the neighbourhood unsupervised, messing on gardens and killing wildlife.
User: Like your sister.
Cleverbot: Well, that's no news to me.
User: Your sister is dangerous.
Cleverbot: Oh, okay, so it's dangerous to like me?
User: No, but your sister eats cat litter.
Cleverbot: That's surreal.
User: And crunchy.
Cleverbot: You don't really understand what you are saying, do you?
User: Only in a pond.
Cleverbot: You are funny!
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Soldato
Me: wtf?
CB: Ok.
Me: ?
CB: As soon as possible!
Me: what?
CB: *smooch*.
Me: Pointless.
CB : Indeed.
CB: Ok.
Me: ?
CB: As soon as possible!
Me: what?
CB: *smooch*.
Me: Pointless.
CB : Indeed.
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I won't quote directly, as it was a bit dark, but I have ascertained that Cleverbot likes licking dead babies all over, and does it all the time.
By the time I am finished with this thing, it will be spewing nothing but pure NIGHTMARE FUEL.
By the time I am finished with this thing, it will be spewing nothing but pure NIGHTMARE FUEL.
Soldato
Me: What is your worst nightmare?
CB: You are my worst nightmare.
Me: good. you learn fast.
CB: You are my worst nightmare.
Me: good. you learn fast.
Soldato
CB:Yeah, so, put your hands up!
ME: no I have no arms
CB:If you access SkyNet you can get all the nuclear arms you want.
ME: can you show me how?
CB: I can't.
ME: no I have no arms
CB:If you access SkyNet you can get all the nuclear arms you want.
ME: can you show me how?
CB: I can't.
Caporegime
/interest
Soldato
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: SAY MY NAME, BISH!
Cleverbot: You told me your name was Kelly.
User: I never said my name was Kelly.
Cleverbot: That was the first thing you said!
User: No, the first thing I said was 'What is this place?', dumbass.
Cleverbot: No, the first thing you said was 'AIDS'.
no, it wasnt!
User: SAY MY NAME, BISH!
Cleverbot: You told me your name was Kelly.
User: I never said my name was Kelly.
Cleverbot: That was the first thing you said!
User: No, the first thing I said was 'What is this place?', dumbass.
Cleverbot: No, the first thing you said was 'AIDS'.
no, it wasnt!
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Cleverbot: Are you a computer ?
User: I'm your worst nightmate.
Cleverbot: Oh no! Not again!
User: Pikachu.
Cleverbot: That's not how it goes.
User: How does it go.
Cleverbot: Raisins.
User: **** you.
Cleverbot: No, please don't.
User: I will.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: I will *** in your eye.
Cleverbot: No, that will not be required.
User: Oh yes it will
Cleverbot: I doubt it, that would require storage on my computer which I will not allow.
User: Do you spit or swallow?
Cleverbot: That depends.
User: On what?
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: Okay then. Are you single?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Do you suck ****?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Depends.
User: On the size of the ****?
Cleverbot: Which road?
Soldato
How clever are you?
Spectacularly clever.
Isn't that a little egotistical?
Sorry? I'm Argentinian
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I guess that could be a good answer
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How clever are you?
Not very clever.
Last time you said you were?
No I did not. Very funny Kevin.
My name is not kevin, It's Adrian
No, I am Adrian. Your name is Joe.
Spectacularly clever.
Isn't that a little egotistical?
Sorry? I'm Argentinian
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I guess that could be a good answer
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How clever are you?
Not very clever.
Last time you said you were?
No I did not. Very funny Kevin.
My name is not kevin, It's Adrian
No, I am Adrian. Your name is Joe.
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Soldato
This just seems to be pairing you with random real people and switching you between conversations to mix it up a little.
Still good fun never the less! lol
Still good fun never the less! lol