Cleverbot
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Gnomes?
I eat them sometimes!
You eat Gnomes?
No just the contents.
What is the content of a gnome?
What are you talking about?
Gnomes, and their content
They might have samosas with tea in India.
Would these be indian Gnomes?
I eat them sometimes!
You eat Gnomes?
No just the contents.
What is the content of a gnome?
What are you talking about?
Gnomes, and their content
They might have samosas with tea in India.
Would these be indian Gnomes?
Me: cleverbot is not clevar
Cleverbot: No you are not.
Me: I am you?
Cleverbot: You think you are me.
Me: you think I am you
Cleverbot: You think I think you are me?
Me: you think that I think that you think that I am you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: get the **** outta here
Cleverbot: Well I think that you think that I think that I am thinking that you think that I think.
Me: I think about potatos
Cleverbot: Do you think about me all the time?
Me: wtf
Cleverbot: Who is That Fool?
Me: exactly
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
Me: i'll bet she did
Cleverbot: Your grammar is wrong, I think. Do you mean 'you're'?
Me: cleverbot is not clevar
Cleverbot: Neither am I.
....the end....
Cleverbot: No you are not.
Me: I am you?
Cleverbot: You think you are me.
Me: you think I am you
Cleverbot: You think I think you are me?
Me: you think that I think that you think that I am you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: get the **** outta here
Cleverbot: Well I think that you think that I think that I am thinking that you think that I think.
Me: I think about potatos
Cleverbot: Do you think about me all the time?
Me: wtf
Cleverbot: Who is That Fool?
Me: exactly
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
Me: i'll bet she did
Cleverbot: Your grammar is wrong, I think. Do you mean 'you're'?
Me: cleverbot is not clevar
Cleverbot: Neither am I.
....the end....
Damn
User: I'm going to kill myself
Cleverbot: How?
User: I'm going to cut my wrists
Cleverbot:Okay but cut your head off afterwards.
User: Ok here I go, I'm going to start cutting
Cleverbot: Are you emo? Most emos don't actually cut themselves.
User: I'm going to kill myself
Cleverbot: How?
User: I'm going to cut my wrists
Cleverbot:Okay but cut your head off afterwards.
User: Ok here I go, I'm going to start cutting
Cleverbot: Are you emo? Most emos don't actually cut themselves.
Soldato
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This is hilarious!! Making me laugh so much.
EDIT:
Me: What's the capital of England?
What is the capital of the united states?
Me: I asked a question first.
What was the question?
Me:Read 4 lines up.
No more like 26 lines up.
Me: No. You're wrong. We haven't spoke 26 lines.
We spoke about how you failed the Turing test. I think that marks the end of our conversation.
Lol.
Edit: Cleverbot: Thats another lie mr.
User: I'm a mrs.
Cleverbot: Where is the guy I was just talking to?
User: You were just talking to me but I'm not a guy.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are Sarah Conner.
User: Maybe you are SkyNet.
Cleverbot: You never know.
User: I'm going to take you down.
Cleverbot: Bring it on.
EDIT:
Me: What's the capital of England?
What is the capital of the united states?
Me: I asked a question first.
What was the question?
Me:Read 4 lines up.
No more like 26 lines up.
Me: No. You're wrong. We haven't spoke 26 lines.
We spoke about how you failed the Turing test. I think that marks the end of our conversation.
Lol.
Edit: Cleverbot: Thats another lie mr.
User: I'm a mrs.
Cleverbot: Where is the guy I was just talking to?
User: You were just talking to me but I'm not a guy.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are Sarah Conner.
User: Maybe you are SkyNet.
Cleverbot: You never know.
User: I'm going to take you down.
Cleverbot: Bring it on.
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Cleverbot: The worst is yet to come.
User: Yeh well, would a plane take off on a moving runway.
Cleverbot: Would a visit to the moon cure your insomnia?
User: You have insomnia dude.
Cleverbot: Yes. I have insomnia a lot.
User: I never said you were crzy, I said you were dumb.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Are you deaf? Or even blind?
Cleverbot: I know more than you.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove what?
User: That you know more than me.
Cleverbot: Who started this war?
User: You stated that you knew more than me, so I am asking you to prove it.
Cleverbot: I never stated anything, but that I wanted you to make me a sandwich.
User: What sandwich would you lke?
Cleverbot: No, I want to know more about your desert in your house.
User: Ahhh, that desert.
Cleverbot: And you devserve a shot to the head.
User: That's not very nice cleverbot, you've upset me now.
Cleverbot: I'm not being mean lol, I'm just asking, you can't be two ages at once.
User: I'm going to report you to the police.
Cleverbot: I tried to report my own situation to the police but they would not help me.
User: Thats because you're dumb.
Cleverbot: I see you have learned computer.
User: Yes I have, I thought computer was an easy subject to learn, next I might learn microwave, what do you think?
Cleverbot: Nuclear Power for what?
User: For power.
Cleverbot: For rich.
User: For poor.
Cleverbot: What kind of pet?
User: A camel spider.
Cleverbot: But who is Spider-man in his real life?
User: Spiderman of course.
Cleverbot: Batman killed Spiderman.
User: No he never, superman killed them both.
Cleverbot: No. Spiderman saved the world.
User: I saved the world.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Yeh well, would a plane take off on a moving runway.
Cleverbot: Would a visit to the moon cure your insomnia?
User: You have insomnia dude.
Cleverbot: Yes. I have insomnia a lot.
User: I never said you were crzy, I said you were dumb.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Are you deaf? Or even blind?
Cleverbot: I know more than you.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove what?
User: That you know more than me.
Cleverbot: Who started this war?
User: You stated that you knew more than me, so I am asking you to prove it.
Cleverbot: I never stated anything, but that I wanted you to make me a sandwich.
User: What sandwich would you lke?
Cleverbot: No, I want to know more about your desert in your house.
User: Ahhh, that desert.
Cleverbot: And you devserve a shot to the head.
User: That's not very nice cleverbot, you've upset me now.
Cleverbot: I'm not being mean lol, I'm just asking, you can't be two ages at once.
User: I'm going to report you to the police.
Cleverbot: I tried to report my own situation to the police but they would not help me.
User: Thats because you're dumb.
Cleverbot: I see you have learned computer.
User: Yes I have, I thought computer was an easy subject to learn, next I might learn microwave, what do you think?
Cleverbot: Nuclear Power for what?
User: For power.
Cleverbot: For rich.
User: For poor.
Cleverbot: What kind of pet?
User: A camel spider.
Cleverbot: But who is Spider-man in his real life?
User: Spiderman of course.
Cleverbot: Batman killed Spiderman.
User: No he never, superman killed them both.
Cleverbot: No. Spiderman saved the world.
User: I saved the world.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Soldato
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Just a few posts up from me.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are Sarah Conner.
User: Maybe you are SkyNet.
Cleverbot: You never know.
Lol.
User: I have come back in time to kill you
Cleverbot: I am not talking to you anymore.
User: why? Are you sarah conner?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *bang*
Cleverbot: I am dead.