Corrupt-a-Wish!

DAVEM · 29 Jul 2006 at 11:16

$loth said:
Granted, but you freeze up and are not rediscovered for 1000 years.

I wish that I was a hollywood actor.

Granted but the only role you play is David Hasselhof's GIMP, in Nightrider 'After Hours' :eek:

Meatball · 29 Jul 2006 at 13:18

DAVEM said:
Granted but the only role you play is David Hasselhof's GIMP, in Nightrider 'After Hours'

Where's your wish? :eek:

I wish Gibbo would give me one of everything in the OcUk catalogue :cool:

CocoPops · 29 Jul 2006 at 13:20

Lost-Prophet said:
I wish Gibbo would give me one of everything in the OcUk catalogue

Granted, but everything is DOA!

I wish I had the next 2 weeks off work

Meatball · 29 Jul 2006 at 13:22

CocoPops said:
Granted, but everything is DOA!

I wish I had the next 2 weeks off work

haha good one

granted but you'll die of boredom and birds will start pecking at you.

I wish I could be bird.

alexakasloth · 29 Jul 2006 at 13:23

Lost-Prophet said:
haha good one

granted but you'll die of boredom and birds will start pecking at you.

I wish I could be bird.

Granted, but you get shot and I eat you

I wish that I was bruce lee :cool:

Meatball · 29 Jul 2006 at 13:25

$loth said:
Granted, but you get shot and I eat you

I wish that I was bruce lee

You'll die of to much Kung Fu.

I wish I had the ability to go forward to back in time.

alexakasloth · 29 Jul 2006 at 13:26

Lost-Prophet said:
You'll die of to much Kung Fu.

I wish I had the ability to go forward to back in time.

Granted, but you get as confused as your sentance and end up where you started

I wish that I could walk on water.

Meatball · 29 Jul 2006 at 13:28

$loth said:
Granted, but you get as confused as your sentance and end up where you started

I wish that I could walk on water.

Granted, but you'll only be able to walk on spring water.

I wish I could have the best of everything.

Loki · 29 Jul 2006 at 13:43

Lost-Prophet said:
Granted, but you'll only be able to walk on spring water.

I wish I could have the best of everything.

Wish granted but you can only enjoy the best of eveything available under a socialist despot in North Korea

I wish I was a ruler of my own Bannana Republic

The_blue · 29 Jul 2006 at 19:14

Loki said:
I wish I was a ruler of my own Bannana Republic

Granted but bannanas go bad, locals uprise and stone you to death!

I wish all my threads were so popular!

Nix · 29 Jul 2006 at 19:15

The_blue said:
Granted but bannanas go bad, locals uprise and stone you to death!

I wish all my threads were so popular!

Granted but you get PermaBanned.

I wish I could see the future.

The_blue · 29 Jul 2006 at 19:21

Nix said:
I wish I could see the future.

Granted but all you see is your own death and you spend the rest of your days waiting for it.

I wish i was on holiday!

Meatball · 29 Jul 2006 at 19:30

The_blue said:
Granted but all you see is your own death and you spend the rest of your days waiting for it.

I wish i was on holiday!

Granted but the weather will be bad.

I wish I could be a successful music star

reflex · 29 Jul 2006 at 19:33

Lost-Prophet said:
Granted but the weather will be bad.

I wish I could be a successful music star

Granted but the success will only evoke a lifestyle with out peace or privacy.

I wish for world peace.

Meatball · 29 Jul 2006 at 19:34

reflex said:
Granted but the success will only evoke a lifestyle with out peace or privacy.

I wish for world peace.

The world will become so happy we'll all become gay.

I wish I could listen to music at whatever volume without damaging my ears

The_blue · 29 Jul 2006 at 19:36

reflex said:
I wish for world peace.

Granted but it was charted wrong and everyone got world peas.

I wish McDonalds burgers looked like the ones in the adverts.

Meatball · 29 Jul 2006 at 19:40

The_blue said:
Granted but it was charted wrong and everyone got world peas.

I wish McDonalds burgers looked like the ones in the adverts.

Granted, but they'll taste like curap!

I wish I could eat junk food without getting fat and unhealthy

reflex · 29 Jul 2006 at 19:41

Lost-Prophet said:
Granted, but they'll taste like curap!

I wish I could eat junk food without getting fat and unhealthy

Granted but no girls/guys will be attracted to the grease and smell of you

I wish OCUK has more smilies!

Meatball · 29 Jul 2006 at 19:43

reflex said:
Granted but no girls/guys will be attracted to the grease and smell of you

I wish OCUK has more smilies!

granted but loads of kiddies will over use them and we'll all get fed up of them.

I wish I could write HTML without having to look at a book

Greenlizard0 · 29 Jul 2006 at 20:16

Lost-Prophet said:
granted but loads of kiddies will over use them and we'll all get fed up of them.

I wish I could write HTML without having to look at a book

granted but you lose the use of your fingers

I wish I was married to Cyndy Crawford (in her day)