Corrupt-a-Wish!

Killerkebab · 29 Jul 2006 at 23:56

Lost-Prophet said:
I wish I could be Brad Pitt

I couldn't possibly hope to ruin that one any more so... granted

I wish I never lost an argument.

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:00

Killerkebab said:
I couldn't possibly hope to ruin that one any more so... granted

I wish I never lost an argument.

granted but everyone will get fed up of talking to you and lock you out.

I wish I could save all the starving/suffering people in the world

Chris1712 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:07

Lost-Prophet said:
granted but everyone will get fed up of talking to you and lock you out.

I wish I could save all the starving/suffering people in the world

granted, but they arent really that happy about it and all top themselves anyway.

I wish I was a world wide evil dictator.

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:10

Chris1712 said:
granted, but they arent really that happy about it and all top themselves anyway.

I wish I was a world wide evil dictator.

granted but god will kill you with lightning before you spread the evilness

I wish I could live the perfect life.

G-MAN2004 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:11

Chris1712 said:
granted, but they arent really that happy about it and all top themselves anyway.

I wish I was a world wide evil dictator.

Granted, but everyone rebels against you.

Lost-Prophet said:
I wish I could live the perfect life.

Granted, but you get ran over the next day.

I wish for a computer upgrade fast.

Chris1712 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:12

Lost-Prophet said:
granted but god will kill you with lightning before you spread the evilness

I wish I could live the perfect life.

Granted, but your perfect life is everyones hell, so they make a massive army (I mean massive) and have a huge fight with you, which lasts for 3 years (because your super hard with a big mace) then you die of exhaustion cos some punk nabbed your last lucozade.

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:14

G-MAN2004 said:
I wish for a computer upgrade fast.

Granted, here's you extra 1meg of ram

I wish I could date any celebrity I wont.

Laz · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:19

Lost-Prophet said:
I wish I could date any celebrity I wont.

Granted, but their entourage of a dozen heavies come along too...

I wish I was happier

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:20

Laz said:
Granted, but their entourage of a dozen heavies come along too...

I wish I was happier

granted but you'll be depressed from tomorrow for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go to heaven

Chris1712 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:21

Lost-Prophet said:
granted but you'll be depressed from tomorrow for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go to heaven

Granted but you get denied as soon as you get there, because you're (secretly) ginger.

EDIT: ginger disclaimer: nothing against gingers, my dad and uncle are carrot tops and they pwn.

Biohazard · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:21

Lost-Prophet said:
granted but you'll be depressed from tomorrow for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go to heaven

only to live forever

I wish I could find the MP3 I'm looking for

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:22

Biohazard said:
only to live forever

I wish I could find the MP3 I'm looking for

granted but it'll be compressed to 32Kbit

I wish I could go back and meet my old primary school friends

Chris1712 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:23

Lost-Prophet said:
granted but it'll be compressed to 32Kbit

I wish I could go back and meet my old primary school friends

Granted, but it turns out they all hated you anyway and they drive you out of the town with pitch forks.

I wish i was a giant taco that pooped ice cream.

Laz · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:24

Lost-Prophet said:
I wish I could go back and meet my old primary school friends

Only to be arrested in a children's playground claiming that you're from the future and spending the rest of your years in the laughing academy...

I wish I could play any musical instrument with my schlong

Biohazard · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:25

Laz said:
Only to be arrested in a children's playground claiming that you're from the future and spending the rest of your years in the laughing academy...

I wish I could play any musical instrument with my schlong

for it to get blown off in a horrible violin accident...

... I wish i never had to work agian

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:25

Chris1712 said:
Granted, but it turns out they all hated you anyway and they drive you out of the town with pitch forks.

I wish i was a giant taco that pooped ice cream.

granted but the ice cream will be poo flavoured

I wish I was god

Biohazard said:
for it to get blown off in a horrible violin accident...

... I wish i never had to work agian

Granted but you'll have no money and starve to death

Chris1712 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:26

Laz said:
Only to be arrested in a children's playground claiming that you're from the future and spending the rest of your years in the laughing academy...

I wish I could play any musical instrument with my schlong

Granted, but you play abysmally because your schlong is infact, miniature.

I wish i was a Billiionaire, and could freely spend it with my friends/family that never died and neither did I and i didnt have to donate it to charity and nobody hated me therefore wont go to war with me or assasinate me.

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:27

Chris1712 said:
Granted, but you play abysmally because your schlong is infact, miniature.

I wish i was a Billiionaire, and could freely spend it with my friends/family that never died and neither did I and i didnt have to donate it to charity and nobody hated me therefore wont go to war with me or assasinate me.

granted but you'll lose the cheque before you cash it

I wish I have powers

Chris1712 · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:28

Lost-Prophet said:
granted but you'll lose the cheque before you cash it

I wish I have powers

Granted, but the only power you have is musical farting.

I wish i could musically fart.

Laz · 30 Jul 2006 at 00:29

Chris1712 said:
I wish i could musically fart.

Granted but you're tone deaf

I wish I could control the size of women's norks mentally