Corrupt-a-Wish!

alexakasloth · 30 Jul 2006 at 08:50

Loki said:
I wish I knew who shot JFK

Granted, but now he shoots you

I wish that I could become president of the US.

Meatball · 30 Jul 2006 at 09:03

$loth said:
Granted, but now he shoots you

I wish that I could become president of the US.

Granted but you'll over ruled tomorrow

I wish I had the fastest computer in the world

Loki · 30 Jul 2006 at 09:15

Wish granted. You have the latest chip from IBM running at 500ghz Stable. When you switch it on you drain the national grid and are banned from using electricity ever again

I want to know what Willis was talkin about

alexakasloth · 30 Jul 2006 at 09:43

Loki said:
I want to know what Willis was talkin about

Granted, but you can understand no one else.

I wish Lost Prophet would learn english

MasterMike · 30 Jul 2006 at 10:20

$loth said:
Granted, but you can understand no one else.

I wish Lost Prophet would learn english

Granted, but it's the American form.

I wish my new graphics card ******* worked.

_PD_ · 30 Jul 2006 at 10:25

I wish this thread would curl up and die, because it is becoming a load of cheap spam toss.

alexakasloth · 30 Jul 2006 at 10:26

MasterMike said:
I wish my new graphics card ******* worked.

Granted, but you figured out that it was a simple driver problem and broke it in a rage of fury.

I wish I was a seagull.

Biohazard · 30 Jul 2006 at 11:21

$loth said:
Granted, but you figured out that it was a simple driver problem and broke it in a rage of fury.

I wish I was a seagull.

Granted, but you are a HOE **** woman seagull and have all the male seagulls sniffing your bits and mounting you all day....

...I wish I had everything I wanted

Walkerie · 30 Jul 2006 at 12:35

Granted but youll have everything you dont want also

I wish i had 9000 pounds.

Dr.EM · 30 Jul 2006 at 12:43

Granted, but you'll put most of it on around your hips and bum

I wish I had a huge collection of hats...

georges · 30 Jul 2006 at 12:48

Dr.EM said:
Granted, but you'll put most of it on around your hips and bum

I wish I had a huge collection of hats...

Granted but they are too small for your head.

I wish I won the lottery last night..

alexakasloth · 30 Jul 2006 at 12:59

georges said:
I wish I won the lottery last night..

Granted, but so did 2 millions otherrs, you win 50p.

I wish that I was built like arnie.

MaxPower · 30 Jul 2006 at 13:09

$loth said:
Granted, but so did 2 millions otherrs, you win 50p.

I wish that I was built like arnie.

Granted without a catch:

I wish I had enough money to last the rest of my life.

mc_bob · 30 Jul 2006 at 13:10

MaxPower said:
Granted without a catch:

I wish I had enough money to last the rest of my life.

Granted, but your banned from all shops worldwide.

I wish I could eat food super fast without getting fat.

MC_bob

loopstah · 30 Jul 2006 at 13:20

mc_bob said:
Granted, but your banned from all shops worldwide.

I wish I could eat food super fast without getting fat.

MC_bob

Granted but only because it goes straight through you and you live on the bog for the rest of your life.

I wish I could talk to the dead.

"andy" · 30 Jul 2006 at 13:28

granted but they cant hear you

i wish my wishes didnt get corrupted

MasterMike · 30 Jul 2006 at 15:55

Granted, but since that defeats the whole purpose of this thread, you explode in a cloud of infinite logic.

I wish someone would invent a way to send pizzas by email.

neil3k · 30 Jul 2006 at 15:57

Granted but you are now allergic to cheese

I wish for newcastle to win the premier league

The_blue · 3 Aug 2006 at 19:20

neil3k said:
Granted but you are now allergic to cheese

I wish for newcastle to win the premier league

Granted but it's the knitting league.

I wish i could just let this thread die!!

Big Spender · 3 Aug 2006 at 19:30

The_blue said:
Granted but it's the knitting league.

I wish i could just let this thread die!!

granted, but no one else will let it die

I wish there were no diseases or infections in the world and everybody was healthy