Corrupt-a-Wish!

Granted, but you will have a realy painful migraine that will last a week!

I wish men weren't so indecisive!
 
You will finish it, however your system will suffer a massive power surge, and loose all the data you have been working on for the past year. However, it gets worse... if taken to a recovery specialist, you fear the company finding your stash of illegal porn on the company computer.;)

I wish I will be the sole winner of the euromillions lottery tomorrow night.
 
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You will indeed live a life of luxury, however sadly, not that you will realise it. Shortly after collecting your winnings and purchasing a rather large boat, a freak yachting accident will leave you limbless and in a vegetative state, albeit living in a state of perfect luxury.

I wish all the millions rightfully mine are bequeathed to me in andy8271's will (he has a predicted lifespan of 5 more years).
 
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Chrisp7 said:
You will indeed live a life of luxury, however sadly, not that you will realise it. Shortly after collecting your winnings and purchasing a rather large boat, a freak yachting accident will leave you limbless and in a vegetative state, albeit living in a state of perfect luxury.

I wish all the millions rightfully mine are bequeathed to me in andy8271's will (he has a predicted lifespan of 5 more years).

Granted however you are challanged in court, and denied access to the will after 15 seconds of having access to the money, you fall into a deep depression, and never speak to another living sole again, the mere sight of money makes you ill, and hence you die in the basement of your parents house a shadow of your self.


I wish I was Scarlet Johannsen's pants
 
Runbalk said:
Granted - but she always wears them. ALWAYS.

I wish for a piece of lint.
Granted, except it's out my pocket

I wish I wasn't so damn bored on a Friday night.
 
JayMax said:
Granted, but your boredom will be curbed by the Hellraiser cube.

I wish I could stop buying cheap tat off ebay.

Granted, but now your buying expensive tat.

I wish for world peace.

Damn it, beaten by.... seconds
 
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