Corrupt a wish

gillywibble · 17 Dec 2007 at 00:37

Samione said:
I wish I was Michael Barrymore.

ROFL

Cybermyk · 17 Dec 2007 at 00:43

Lowra said:
You can flare but you chuck a bottle at the girl of your dreams and she dies.

I wish i was a man for the day

You're Michael Barrymore

I wish I could fly.

gillywibble · 17 Dec 2007 at 00:44

Cybermyk said:
You're Michael Barrymore

I wish I could fly.

You fly straight into Michael Barrymore's swimming pool.

I wish Leon hadn't won the X Factor.

LLBDTiberio · 17 Dec 2007 at 01:09

Gillywibble said:
You fly straight into Michael Barrymore's swimming pool.

I wish Leon hadn't won the X Factor.

He didn't, only for you to wake up in bed next to him

I i wish I had some more beer.

Lowra · 17 Dec 2007 at 01:24

LLBDTiberio said:
I i wish I had some more beer.

You do have more beer, but it's dated best before 1960.. and has rats pee on it.

I wish I had a double decker in the fridge

Ghosteh · 17 Dec 2007 at 01:27

Lowra said:
I wish I had a double decker in the fridge

You do, but it runs you over.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

OSB · 17 Dec 2007 at 01:27

You do have a double decker in the fridge, however it is the unedible red bus type, not the yummy chocolatey one!

I wish i could become invisible whenever i wanted!

Cybermyk · 17 Dec 2007 at 01:52

OSB said:
You do have a double decker in the fridge, however it is the unedible red bus type, not the yummy chocolatey one!

I wish i could become invisible whenever i wanted!

You can, but you can't become visible again.

I wish that I could play the piano.

Gaygle · 17 Dec 2007 at 01:54

Cybermyk said:
You can, but you can't become visible again.

I wish that I could play the piano.

You can, but you can't afford a piano to play on.

I wish petrol prices would come down.

I_Am_Vengeance · 17 Dec 2007 at 04:08

Gaygle said:
You can, but you can't afford a piano to play on.

I wish petrol prices would come down.

They do, but you lose your arms and legs the day before.

I wish i was dead.

Dist · 17 Dec 2007 at 04:56

I_Am_Vengeance said:
They do, but you lose your arms and legs the day before.

I wish i was dead.

you die, but then get resuscitated and end up brain dead.

I wish that i could be granted a wish without it being corrupted

AngeluiMorte · 17 Dec 2007 at 05:42

Dist said:
you die, but then get resuscitated and end up brain dead.

I wish that i could be granted a wish without it being corrupted

It is granted but as you suffer from amnesia you cant remember your wish.

I wish there were smileys to choose from

Stan_Lite · 17 Dec 2007 at 08:09

AngeluiMorte said:
It is granted but as you suffer from amnesia you cant remember your wish.

I wish there were smileys to choose from

There are unlimited smileys but every one has a christmas hat now - well done :mad:

I wish I could see my willy without having to bend over

LLBDTiberio · 17 Dec 2007 at 08:36

Bigstan said:
There are unlimited smileys but every one has a christmas hat now - well done

I wish I could see my willy without having to bend over

You can, but realise that its quite...small

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I wish I was finished with my last essay of the year.

Helium_Junkie · 17 Dec 2007 at 09:04

LLBDTiberio said:
I wish I was finished with my last essay of the year.

The deadline has arrived, and you've finished! Lets hope the repeated lines of "I am a fish!" will get you an A!

I wish I had an infinite supply of tuna-mayo sarnies!

Stan_Lite · 17 Dec 2007 at 09:24

Helium_Junkie said:
The deadline has arrived, and you've finished! Lets hope the repeated lines of "I am a fish!" will get you an A!

I wish I had an infinite supply of tuna-mayo sarnies!

Granted. Unfortunately it's not dolphin friendly tuna and PETA burn your house to the ground with all your family inside - because they're such a caring organisation who can't bear to see cruelty to any animals.

LLBDTiberio said:
You can, but realise that its quite...small.

I wish I had a bigger willy.

The_blue · 17 Dec 2007 at 09:31

Granted but it's now so big you can never use it in anger again!

I wish someone would close this thread!

Helium_Junkie · 17 Dec 2007 at 09:59

Dont tempt them!!!

Granted, the thread is closed. There is an angry uprising and the forum has to close for life.

I wish cola didnt give me headaches!

Aero · 17 Dec 2007 at 10:29

Granted Cola no longer gives you headaches however every time you need the toilet after drinking it, it stings like hell!

I wish all my coursework was done to an amazing standard

Shoseki · 17 Dec 2007 at 10:29

Helium_Junkie said:
Dont tempt them!!!

Granted, the thread is closed. There is an angry uprising and the forum has to close for life.

I wish cola didnt give me headaches!

It doesn't it gives you herpes.

I wish I was the most intellligent being on the planet x100.

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