Corrupt a wish

[UncleBob]

Granted, it will be sunny tomorrow.

In Guatemala.

I wish Spie would give me his ferrari.

 

[rypt]

Spie gives you his Ferrari ... after it has been crushed into a cube


I wish I never had to sleep

 

[Jambo]

Spie gives you his Ferrari ... after it has been crushed into a cube


I wish I never had to sleep

Granted but you are constantly knackered with a debilitating hangover.

I wish I had no debt.

 

[rypt]

Granted but you are constantly knackered with a debilitating hangover.

I wish I had no debt.

Granted, but you are dead

I wish I could change how quickly time passes

 

[Bes]

You have no debt, but you prostituted yourself to pay it off, at £1 a time, and now you're a little sore

I wish I hadn't bumped a 2 year old thread!

 

[Greenlizard0]

You have no debt, but you prostituted yourself to pay it off, at £1 a time, and now you're a little sore

I wish I hadn't bumped a 2 year old thread!

Fair enough, but it doesn't avoid the fact you bumped a 2 year old.

I wish for a lovely bacon sandwich, with all the trimmings.

 

[Cybermyk]

Fair enough, but it doesn't avoid the fact you bumped a 2 year old.

I wish for a lovely bacon sandwich, with all the trimmings.

You have one and it's really tasty but you choke to death on it.

I wish lamb was cheaper.

 

["andy"]

lamb is priced at 10 pence per kilo but it tastes like cat poo

i wish i was a little bit taller

 

[Mat]

I wish I had Bernard's watch (from the TV show, obvs).

You do! However, your arms fall off so you can't wear it or operate it.

I wish I had x-ray vision!

 

[Solaris]

You have x-ray vision, but it only works through mens clothes.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Participant]

You have x-ray vision, but it only works through mens clothes.

I wish for world peace.

The world is at peace, but the super-AIDS wipes out humanity.

I wish I could snap my figures and have the body of a Greek god.

 

[Aod]

I wish I could snap my figures and have the body of a Greek god.

you can and do, but you can only be Hermes, who's a poncy weakling of a god and all the girls laugh at your skinny toga and sandals.

i wish i had 20/5 vision

 

[Solaris]

Granted, but you completely lose all of your other senses.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

Granted but you're only allowed to make your incorruptible wish the second after you're dead.

I wish all my exams were over and I passed with decent marks.

 

[Droolinggimp]

You pass all your exams however all the marks you get are skidmarks in your pants,

I wish I could clean the house from my desk without actually getting up to do it.

 

[Frenzy]

I wish I could clean the house from my desk without actually getting up to do it.

You are paralysed from the chest down but you are rich enough to hire a maid to clean your house.

I wish i could turn invisible at will.

 

[Aod]

I wish i could turn invisible at will.

you can turn invisible at will, however, as a side effect, you also become non corporeal when invisible and you fall through the earth, never again able to become visible/corporeal because you'd be crushed/incinerated.

 

[Frenzy]

you can turn invisible at will, however, as a side effect, you also become non corporeal when invisible and you fall through the earth, never again able to become visible/corporeal because you'd be crushed/incinerated.

My dreams! Wheres your wish?

 

[Gaygle]

You are paralysed from the chest down but you are rich enough to hire a maid to clean your house.

I wish i could turn invisible at will.

Granted, but everytime you did you poo'd yourself.

I wish i could be paid for doing nothing.

 

[Foxxy]

You will be paid for doing nothing but all your money goes to charity and you live in a cardboard box

I wish I didnt have a snotty nose