Corrupt a wish

SilverTongue · 4 Jun 2010 at 23:45

Granted, but that is the only thing you can remember.

I wish I some more beer

tibbsey · 4 Jun 2010 at 23:49

SilverTongue said:
Granted, but that is the only thing you can remember.

I wish I some more beer

Granted. You some more beer. You get drunk by a fat man.

I wish I was successful at everything I do.

Davies_M · 4 Jun 2010 at 23:50

SilverTongue said:
Granted, but that is the only thing you can remember.

I wish I some more beer

Granted, it's root beer.

I wish I had the power to alternate the world from zombie apocolypse to normal so I can go around pillaging and shooting some undead foo's.

Damn you!

Lashout_UK · 4 Jun 2010 at 23:54

Davies_M said:
Granted, it's root beer.

I wish I had the power to alternate the world from zombie apocolypse to normal so I can go around pillaging and shooting some undead foo's.

Granted - but none of the loot comes back with you and the people you kill die in both realities, causing you, after a horrendously complicated cross-existance investigation, to be jailed for life and after a later trial, executed.

I wish that I could summon any object I desired instantaneously.

Cybermyk · 5 Jun 2010 at 00:20

Lashout_UK said:
Granted - but none of the loot comes back with you and the people you kill die in both realities, causing you, after a horrendously complicated cross-existance investigation, to be jailed for life and after a later trial, executed.

I wish that I could summon any object I desired instantaneously.

You can but it always falls on your head.

I wish I had more wishes

K1LLSW1TCH · 5 Jun 2010 at 02:04

mmmalas said:
you do, but nothing works out the way you want

I wish I have a pizza to eat now

There you go.

I wish women would stop messing me around!

Lightnix · 5 Jun 2010 at 02:16

Granted, now you have men messing you around! :eek:

I wish I had a longer attention span.

Davies_M · 5 Jun 2010 at 02:21

Lightnix said:
Granted, now you have men messing you around!

I wish I had a longer attention span.

Granted, but the length had to be deducted from elsewhere...

I wish I could motivate myself to get back into the gym TOMORROW.

Spektor · 5 Jun 2010 at 05:26

Davies_M said:
Granted, but the length had to be deducted from elsewhere...

I wish I could motivate myself to get back into the gym TOMORROW.

Granted, you will go, but after 5 minutes of barely working out you will get bored, spend 20 minutes in the sauna, then buy £10 worth of snacks from the vending machines and go home to sit on the couch eating them infront of the TV.

I wish that whatever I wish for will come through without any negative side effects.

Cybermyk · 5 Jun 2010 at 09:32

Spektor said:
I wish that whatever I wish for will come through without any negative side effects.

Granted, unfortunately the massive build up of static electricity that results in the lack of negativity; fries you.

I wish there could be a big thunderstorm here today.

Foxxy · 5 Jun 2010 at 11:25

Cybermyk said:
Granted, unfortunately the massive build up of static electricity that results in the lack of negativity; fries you.

I wish there could be a big thunderstorm here today.

Granted, there is a thunderstorm. However you are not around to see it as you're on the loo suffering from the poops

I wish I had food in to save me going out

Begbie · 5 Jun 2010 at 12:16

Foxxy said:
Granted, there is a thunderstorm. However you are not around to see it as you're on the loo suffering from the poops

I wish I had food in to save me going out

Granted, you get food poisoning and die.

Andr3w · 5 Jun 2010 at 12:26

I wish begbie left a wish to corrupt

SilverTongue · 5 Jun 2010 at 12:29

Andr3w said:
I wish begbie left a wish to corrupt

granted although it involves you in some unfortunate circumstances

i wish it wasn't so hot

V4NT0M · 5 Jun 2010 at 12:45

SilverTongue said:
i wish it wasn't so hot

Granted, it is now absolute zero.

I wish I had a job.

iamdjdz · 5 Jun 2010 at 12:46

SilverTongue said:
granted although it involves you in some unfortunate circumstances

i wish it wasn't so hot

Granted, it's now so cold you instantly freeze to death.

I wish I had the power to stop time.

EDIT - Lol oops.

Andr3w · 5 Jun 2010 at 12:50

Granted, but you also stop in time and therefore are unable to start it again!

I wish the sun would come out for this BBQ!!

Dr.EM · 5 Jun 2010 at 12:55

The sun comes out, but it's so intense that your entire garden becomes a BBQ and you are cooked almost instantly.

I wish I had a chicken which lays golden eggs.

Davies_M · 5 Jun 2010 at 12:59

Dr.EM said:
The sun comes out, but it's so intense that your entire garden becomes a BBQ and you are cooked almost instantly.

I wish I had a chicken which lays golden eggs.

Granted but it gets Bird flu and dies before any eggs could be laid.

I wish I could live forever.

Neolink · 5 Jun 2010 at 13:19

You now live forever, but as a self-aware rock in the middle of a desert.

I wish I had a gazillion lego bricks!