Dat beard

Oh gawd...

Short beards look ok, but long beards add 5-10 years to your actual age IMO. Who wants to look older than their actual age?! They also remind me of overgrown pubic hair....
 
MisChief said:
Oh gawd...

Short beards look ok, but long beards add 5-10 years to your actual age IMO. Who wants to look older than their actual age?! They also remind me of overgrown pubic hair....
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Works for me as a youngun, I barely ever get ID'd for things when I have a beard, but when I am clean shaven I get ID'd every time. :p
 
I'd love to be able to grow a beard, I get the slightest amount of bum fluff and it makes me look like a werewolf and if i don't have anything i look about 5, i can't win :(
 
MisChief said:
Oh gawd... Short beards look ok, but long beards add 5-10 years to your actual age IMO. Who wants to look older than their actual age?! They also remind me of overgrown pubic hair....
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There is not a lot better than a woman who likes facial hair, except the brave women who ask for a touch.

Women who don't like facial hair, remind me of men who prefer a clean shaven vajayjay. Lots of these women seem to be obsessed about not having hair themseves too... armpit shaving, compulsive eyebrow plucking, etc.
 
Threepwood said:
Women who don't like facial hair, remind me of men who prefer a clean shaven vajayjay. Lots of these women seem to be obsessed about not having hair themseves too... armpit shaving, compulsive eyebrow plucking, etc.
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Hairy armpits and out of control vajayjays are not something I look for in a woman if I'm completely honest.

Have you considered moving to Germany? I hear their women are fans of the natural look...
 
just get a massive bowl of vaseline and soak that in it. will solve everything! :) also, zztop :D
 
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Above&Beyond said:
Sound like not look like. Worrying about 'stripping the natural oils from your beard' makes me think you should check yourself for a penis ;)
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Fair enough but I'm right. It makes a massive difference. If I shampoo mine too often then it goes like wire wool.
If that makes me sound like a woman I can live with that.
 
@John40 I know several people who use facial hair to gain more "seniority" in the work place, typically people with unusually young looking faces. So it's not really just about cosmetics and "lack of effort".
 
MisChief said:
Oh gawd...

Short beards look ok, but long beards add 5-10 years to your actual age IMO. Who wants to look older than their actual age?! They also remind me of overgrown pubic hair....
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I do like to keep mine nice and short, mine looks super nasty if it grows free, like a huge rat has taken residence on my face
 
GD, I am disappoint.

Nearly 100 posts into a thread about beards and no mention of mustard!

What is going on - it's like I don't even know this place any more!
 
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