Whatever floats your boat DF, although I wonder if this thread was done with a twinkle in your eye.
I personally would not entertain the idea of a beautiful escort girl and a Jaaguar when it is clearly not you nor who you are .... unless you ara afalse person to start with.
So you strut about for an hour and look good but the whole thing is a sham and a lie and shams and lies always get found out and when it does you will look a far greater tit than living it in the first place. No offence.
The worst part about it is the apparent shame of your current girlfriend despite you saying you are not. How else are people meant to interpret what you say ?
' Several people have said that I'm embarrased to be seen with her, but that's not the case. I simply want something more classically attractive. '
' I said no such thing. She is not ugly, she just doesn't have a pretty face, or at least I don't think it's pretty. Nor am I ashamed of her. She simply can't be what I want for this event. My aim is to create a wow factor, and she can do that in all respects except for the face. '
In other words .... you are ashamed of her and if you were not, you would take her to this do, which by the sounds of things is not the VIP lounge at China White or Stringfellow's.
You will do what you will and I will not lose sleep over it but I can never agree to what is seemingly unashamed snobbery, deceit of yourself, lies and most of all a terrible insult to your girlfriend.