Do legitimate escort services exist?

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ElRazur said:
All indication will be that he (op) is out on a mission so regardless of wha'cha say....he's still gonna do it! How they gonna find out? I mean, he's smart enough to pull it off so how he gonna be dumb enough to let it all slip ...i dont know.
It isn't he that might let it slip, it would be his escort wouldn't it :) Unless he plans to stop people from talking to her.
 
Raikiri said:
He was only talking to El I think, just saying that El thinks we're narrow minded because our opinion does not match his. Which happens to be the same as the OPs.

I distinctively used the phrase "one vision minded" or something like that, i never said anyone was narrow minded.
 
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ElRazur said:
All indication will be that he (op) is out on a mission so regardless of wha'cha say....he's still gonna do it! How they gonna find out? I mean, he's smart enough to pull it off so how he gonna be dumb enough to let it all slip ...i dont know.

Well he would have to brief his escort strongly on the fact that she is to play the part of this girlfriend, and give her a cover story. They met on holiday in the bahamas, they've been dating 4 months etc etc. Or else the game would be up pretty quick.

There are hundreds of scenarios that could occur in which the truth came out, he accidentally annoys his escort somehow and she drops him in it to spite him for example. I'm sure DF knows the risks anyway, and is prepared for the embarassment if it did end up getting hairy. :)
 
Raikiri said:
So we are visually impared? You know what you meant.

Look man why you grilling me? :p I meant see things from the OP's angle...

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Dont think i am being ignorant at all. Most of those accusing the guy are propably just doing it because they think it is wrong morally or he is bound to fail.....anyway i wont say much anymore. :)
 
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I honestly couldn't care less what people from school thought of me now. I've seen a couple of them, and I get the old "hiii, long time no see", and they get the "ehh hello...wish it stayed that way" :p

Do whatever you want dude. If your serious about your current girlfriend though, then take into consideration how she'd feel. Even if she's not going to find out, it's not very nice.
 
Alasdair said:
Why not just turn up with an Elton John style sugardaddy and spend the whole night bragging about how you don't have to work ever and spend your entire life shopping and drinking margaritas?

Camp it up, if you genuinely don't care what people think, you might as well have a laugh with them.



loving it :)
 
iCraig said:
Well he would have to brief his escort strongly on the fact that she is to play the part of this girlfriend, and give her a cover story. They met on holiday in the bahamas, they've been dating 4 months etc etc. Or else the game would be up pretty quick.

Yep :) It is a tall order with a high probability of failure I'd say.
 
ElRazur said:
Look man why you grilling me? :p I meant see things from the OP's angle...


So in other words we're being narrow minded? I can see it from his position and as a 3rd party can probably analyse the situation better as I don't have grudges and the past affecting my descision making. Too much risk for very little reward, plus he is being a tit :p .
 
Whatever floats your boat DF, although I wonder if this thread was done with a twinkle in your eye.

I personally would not entertain the idea of a beautiful escort girl and a Jaaguar when it is clearly not you nor who you are .... unless you ara afalse person to start with.

So you strut about for an hour and look good but the whole thing is a sham and a lie and shams and lies always get found out and when it does you will look a far greater tit than living it in the first place. No offence.:)

The worst part about it is the apparent shame of your current girlfriend despite you saying you are not. How else are people meant to interpret what you say ?

' Several people have said that I'm embarrased to be seen with her, but that's not the case. I simply want something more classically attractive. '

' I said no such thing. She is not ugly, she just doesn't have a pretty face, or at least I don't think it's pretty. Nor am I ashamed of her. She simply can't be what I want for this event. My aim is to create a wow factor, and she can do that in all respects except for the face. '

In other words .... you are ashamed of her and if you were not, you would take her to this do, which by the sounds of things is not the VIP lounge at China White or Stringfellow's.

You will do what you will and I will not lose sleep over it but I can never agree to what is seemingly unashamed snobbery, deceit of yourself, lies and most of all a terrible insult to your girlfriend.
 
iCraig said:
You're right, I should never of rolled my eyes. It was a disgusting insult that I hope doesn't upset him. I'll be careful in future when posting a GIF shaped like a face.

That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Marry me!
 
I say go for it!

I can see three possible outcomes:-
1) You pull it off
2) You fall flat on your face
3) Either one of the above and you lose your real girlfriend.

If it is 1) or 2) I expect you to post back here so we can have a laugh. If it is 3) I want you to promise that you don't start a relationship thread. ;) :D
 
If you think it through you'll realise that it's bound to end in tears.

It might work if you were just going to pull up with your nice car and leggy blonde, walk down a red carpet and go home. People would say "wow, he's done alright for himself" and nothing more.

Unfortunatly at these type of events, people are going to talk to one another.

They will ask you "What do you do now", "How did you get so much cash", "How did you meet that leggy blonde", "How long have you been going out"...etc. etc.

They will also most likely make small talk with her, and it will soon become apparent that she has no idea who you are, and is only with you for the evening.

This is not a "maybe you'll look like a tit" situation. It is a "You will look like a tit, everyone will laugh at you, and everyone will forever remember you as that tit who tried to impress everyone" situation.

You have been warned.
 
My TV's not working tonight ive read this whole thread through, five star thread!!

Really feel sorry for your kinda-girlfriend will lol if she finds out tbh :D









I really only posted to see what happens :D
 
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ElRazur said:
Look man if you are up for it my GF is for hire at the right price but no kissing, smooshing or stroking....email in trust. :)

Is this the girlfriend who is pregnant (IIRC) ? That may raise eybrows at the class reunion !
 
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