*EPIC THREAD* Major Problems with Coollaboratory Liquid Pro Thermal Compound DEAD CPU

[siriq111]

I am the OPs boss and I have 5 diplomas. I also used to have 5 stars at McDonald's so I am over qualified for computer work. Oh and I can successfully fry nuggets

I can even make a 4 courses dinner menu and i am not s chef . What am i?

 

[Flying_Hellfish]

Back again! Never gets old

 

[Neutral]

God I almost got this instead of arctic silver, phew

 

[davida76]

OCUK should do a giveaway of this stuff every year on the 8th of October in remembrance of this thread.

But only to someone truly incompetent so they post on here kicking off about how free paste ruined their life and killed everyone they knew because his cpu melted and triggered a skynet style reaction when cpu's around the world rebelled against the use of this deadly product.

 

[whiterabbit]

I can even make a 4 courses dinner menu and i am not s chef . What am i?

A house husband

 

[LePhuronn]

Wow. Finally made it through the thread for the first time. That was so intense I think 2 of my 6 diplomas have been fried out of my brain.

Do you think I could improve my overclock with this stuff? Little bit on the CPU pins to improve electrical conductivity and get more juice into the system? Pretty sure that's what the OP thought he was doing.

 

[buttkinz]

is this guy still around? I'm sure he got unbanned. I need some entertainment!

 

[edscdk]

I'm just wondering how much you actually put on, it must have been a lot to not only have it leak out, but also leak out onto other components, how did you apply it?

probably by bucket and spade

 

[whiterabbit]

I'm just wondering how much you actually put on, it must have been a lot to not only have it leak out, but also leak out onto other components, how did you apply it?

 

[Bluntwrapped]

I've found if you carefully write "more MHz please" in your CPU socket with this stuff you get the best return possible.

 

[Musty Pie]

is this guy still around? I'm sure he got unbanned. I need some entertainment!

Hes around,

He recently posted in the general hardware section asking for advice on going back to Intel.

I was SO tempted to say "just make sure you have a good cooler, with this exact paste, to achieve a solid OC".

But I couldn't bring myself to total troll...

 

[TwsT]

oh hi

 

[Silent_Scone]

lol, the classic "I've been building PCs for 30 years and have 21 diplomas".

Never fails.

 

[Legend]

Ah, what a classic thread!

What OP failed to mention was that he obtained his diplomas from Trump University.

 

[kieves1]

Still a classic thread

 

[Flying_Hellfish]

This thread will never die!

 

[TwsT]

Obligatory new forum bump

 

[Scougar]

Just disappointed there are no pictures of the incident.

 

[Nichrome]

There seems to be stuff that never gets boring
I wouldn't use it on my i7 6700K (even as a basic IHS<=>cooler application) but might try on my delidded G3258
Please tell me again, why do I like to sit on these forums... ?

 

[Jeps]

What is dead may never die!

So who is gonna be the first person to do this to their Ryzen CPU?