erm... I think they've kicked me out of uni

[Musty Pie]

I cant beleive how bonkers asim once went when I called him a 'known fantasist on these forums'.

Careful fox.

He can get a mac10 in 3 mins yo!

 

[Dave M]

Even in our 600 + lectures we have 'registers'. A little barcode scanning device is passed round and we have to scan the barcode on our student card which registers our attendance. I thought that was the norm for most unis.

Amazing to think when they paid you money to go to University this wasn't needed but now you're paying 3k a year for the priviliedge you need registers to ensure you go to lectures.

 

[uv]

Cocaine's helluva drug.

UNITY!

 

[nydryl]

You go to the head of department and discuss what's going on.





Or get a mac10.

 

[MofoKilla]

Drop out there any no jobs at the end of it anyway

 

[Morgoth]

Get a bomb on a stick and do this to your tutors car.

Aha, what the heck happens to the guy that throws the bomb? Does he get blocked from camera view with that ripped off bit of bus metal?

 

[Castiel]

Maybe he is just talking about one of those manky Rustlers burgers.

Somewhere, in East London...

Gangsta 1: Hey man, yo' shoes is so last season man!
Gangsta 2: Hey, don't be dissin' my shoes, brap brap skeet yo!
Gangsta 1: Yo, your sister is like a total **** and everyfink innit!
Gangsta 2: Hey, shut up man!
Gangsta 1: Yo' mama so fat my bed fell through the ceiling when I was bangin' her, yo!
Gangsta 2: Right, dat's it man, I'ma get my 3 minute Mac 10, yo, and I ain't even kiddin'

3 minutes pass

*ping*

Gangsta 2: Right, check dis man, my 3 minute Mac 10 is some delicious ****, yo.
Gangsta 1: Yo, give me a bite an' ting.
Gangsta 2: No way man, you dissed my mum.
Gangsta 1: Suck.
Gangsta 2: Om nom nom.

Fin

Hahahahaha. Tarantino has nothing on you.....

 

[Castiel]

Drop out there any no jobs at the end of it anyway

He's got skillz.....He can source a Mac 10 in 3 minutes....

 

[LordSplodge]

Is this the calibre of students allowed into University nowadays? They either need to make entry requirements a lot tougher or increase fees.

Well one out of two ain't bad...

 

[Badgi]

natural selection obviously missed this one......

 

[Cosimo]

 

[TheMightyTen]

natural selection obviously missed this one......

I'm afraid Asim18 is very much a product of unnatural selection

 

[Badgi]

I'm afraid Asim18 is very much a product of unnatural selection

It is quite a concern that people like this actually exist....

On a side note, is it even possible to get in to Uni with a first diploma?!

 

[-BA-]

I'm afraid Asim18 is very much a product of unnatural selection

This is why cousins shouldn't marry Still there is a fair chance that infertility will kick in with one of the generations.

 

[memyselfandi]

Amazing to think when they paid you money to go to University this wasn't needed but now you're paying 3k a year for the priviliedge you need registers to ensure you go to lectures.

Too true ...

I don't think I had to sign a register once for a lecture when I was at University. But this was a while ago before they had all these nonsense degrees in things like grass mowing.

 

[krisab]

lol how exactly is there 8 pages of this?!?!

 

[asim18]

Erm guys... I wasn't asking for any advise. How has this thread made 8 pages? lol.

I spoke to the guy about the hard drive, he said he sent that email to a few students and if it wasn't you, don't worry about it.

They blocked my account because of the low attendance which has now climbed to 32%. Something's obviously missing from my timetable. I've booked an appointment to see someone about that tomorrow.

I dont understand why you all expect me to jump up immediately and do something about it. I only found out about it yesterday evening, and I've sorted it this morning.

Anyway, thanks for the entertainment. lol I love you guys.

 

[Stewy]

Boring sensible response is boring.