erm... I think they've kicked me out of uni

So what about the HDD?

Did they get you on CCTV or something? 'cause I'd expect if they didn't know it was you they'd send an email asking anyone if they knew anything (to the people logged in)

It's a bit odd, if they know it's you who took it just from you being logged in? :confused:
 
lolz at the mac 10 in under 3 minutes thread. if thats the case, i think there would have been a hell of a lot more school shootings! a mac 10 isn't an everyday item ya know.

infact, i would imagine it would be incredibly difficult to come across one in the uk, unless illegally imported.


give the nicked hard drive back btw :p
 
I don't even know the the mac10 story but something ain't right, why didn't you go to freshers? Seems daft and makes you seem like a total social inadequate and that sounds like the root of these problems! As to why you'd post this stuff on an internet forum as wlel, I just don't know.
 
Im skipping 6 pages cause i really cba reading it but how hard it is to go and see the program leader and ask him, if you can't fathom that out, Uni obviously isn't for you.
 
Asim, are we to understand that some guy in a pony tail was bullying you during freshers week. So in order to get in with the 'cool' guys, you held the computer lab at gunpoint, and nicked a hard drive?

I can then only assume that you did this naked and so once the cctv footage was reviewed, they probably spotted that your wee fella was abnormally pigmented.
 
interesting thought:

If the 'scary tutor with a ponytail' was infact Ron Jeremy, then surely Asim could have gotten some assistance with his hangup over his performance parts.
 
Even in our 600 + lectures we have 'registers'. A little barcode scanning device is passed round and we have to scan the barcode on our student card which registers our attendance. I thought that was the norm for most unis. :D
 
That would have more basis in fact.;)

Maybe he is just talking about one of those manky Rustlers burgers.

Somewhere, in East London...

Gangsta 1: Hey man, yo' shoes is so last season man!
Gangsta 2: Hey, don't be dissin' my shoes, brap brap skeet yo!
Gangsta 1: Yo, your sister is like a total **** and everyfink innit!
Gangsta 2: Hey, shut up man!
Gangsta 1: Yo' mama so fat my bed fell through the ceiling when I was bangin' her, yo!
Gangsta 2: Right, dat's it man, I'ma get my 3 minute Mac 10, yo, and I ain't even kiddin'

3 minutes pass

*ping*

Gangsta 2: Right, check dis man, my 3 minute Mac 10 is some delicious ****, yo.
Gangsta 1: Yo, give me a bite an' ting.
Gangsta 2: No way man, you dissed my mum.
Gangsta 1: Suck.
Gangsta 2: Om nom nom.

Fin
 
Maybe he is just talking about one of those manky Rustlers burgers.

Somewhere, in East London...

Gangsta 1: Hey man, yo' shoes is so last season man!
Gangsta 2: Hey, don't be dissin' my shoes, brap brap skeet yo!
Gangsta 1: Yo, your sister is like a total **** and everyfink innit!
Gangsta 2: Hey, shut up man!
Gangsta 1: Yo' mama so fat my bed fell through the ceiling when I was bangin' her, yo!
Gangsta 2: Right, dat's it man, I'ma get my 3 minute Mac 10, yo, and I ain't even kiddin'

3 minutes pass

*ping*

Gangsta 2: Right, check dis man, my 3 minute Mac 10 is some delicious ****, yo.
Gangsta 1: Yo, give me a bite an' ting.
Gangsta 2: No way man, you dissed my mum.
Gangsta 1: Suck.
Gangsta 2: Om nom nom.

Fin

Oscar?
 
Btw guys in regard to registering, all my lectures and tutorials, large and small, have a sign-in thing to monitor attendance. Think it varies by department but yeah... it sucks :(
 
Maybe he is just talking about one of those manky Rustlers burgers.

Somewhere, in East London...

Gangsta 1: Hey man, yo' shoes is so last season man!
Gangsta 2: Hey, don't be dissin' my shoes, brap brap skeet yo!
Gangsta 1: Yo, your sister is like a total **** and everyfink innit!
Gangsta 2: Hey, shut up man!
Gangsta 1: Yo' mama so fat my bed fell through the ceiling when I was bangin' her, yo!
Gangsta 2: Right, dat's it man, I'ma get my 3 minute Mac 10, yo, and I ain't even kiddin'

3 minutes pass

*ping*

Gangsta 2: Right, check dis man, my 3 minute Mac 10 is some delicious ****, yo.
Gangsta 1: Yo, give me a bite an' ting.
Gangsta 2: No way man, you dissed my mum.
Gangsta 1: Suck.
Gangsta 2: Om nom nom.

Fin

5 stars!

Regarding registering... All my lectures and workshops in the first two years we had to register, final year was far more relaxed.
 
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