explain why Bodybuilding isn't gay

steve-h · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:30

Freefaller said:
I'm balding and muscular...

Castiel · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:31

Kwerk, Body-Building isn't gay because it has no sexuality in of itself.

Some gay people may partake of body-building, however unless it is exclusively a gay pastime (which it clearly is not) then it is not gay to be a body-builder.

Thus you have not "won" the thread, all you have "won" is the "who posted the silliest thread" title for sunday!

N19h7m4r3 · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:31

doofer said:
You need to stay off the steroids sonny.

That gave me a slight chuckle.

Lord, I bet if I was on gummie berry juice I'd be rocking 280kg deadlifts by now at my weight. :eek:

Morba · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:31

Angilion said:
I've got something useful from this thread - I've been watching powerlifting videos and that's passed some spare time. I had no idea a person could lift about a middling-sized horse worth of weight.

Come over to SA, plenty of strong gay men that lift weights, some of which could easily have UK records if they competed.

Morba · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:32

N19h7m4r3 said:
That gave me a slight chuckle.

Lord, I bet if I was on gummie berry juice I'd be rocking 280kg deadlifts by now at my weight.

And I'd be rocking 400+, hmmm tempting haha

Freefaller · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:34

Biohazard said:
I thought you were bald..

It makes you sexy big time fella!

<3

Morba said:
Come back to bed gorgeous

You had me at hello...

Angilion said:
I've got something useful from this thread - I've been watching powerlifting videos and that's passed some spare time. I had no idea a person could lift about a middling-sized horse worth of weight.

You should come and see us in the SA, some of the guys here lift 3x + their own bodyweight.

steve-h said:

xx

N19h7m4r3 · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:34

Morba said:
And I'd be rocking 400+, hmmm tempting haha

We'd prob poo out our insides while at it though hahaha.

Go on the berry juice and then go visit my lady friend and just walk around in waist 40 jeans and XXL USA size t-shirts going. "Hey baby, How you doin'" :cool:

Freefaller · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:35

Morba said:
And I'd be rocking 400+, hmmm tempting haha

I wouldn't be far behind you!

zebedeee · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:35

Morba said:
Come over to SA, plenty of strong gay men that lift weights, some of which could easily have UK records if they competed.

is that saying there's only the gay body builders in the states? :rolleyes:

wannabedamned · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:37

Freefaller said:
I wouldn't be far behind you!

This is turning rather gay now...

[FnG]magnolia · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:37

So anyone else feeling a bit aroused or is it just me?

gambitt · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:37

Freefaller said:
Walking into the showers after a rugby game, lots of naked men, lathering themselves with soap, the last thing I feel is that this is a homoerotic experience or in any way "gay".

Irrelevant. Showering is a functional exercise and being naked is essential to the cleaning objective. Similarly, wearing speedos is acceptable at a swimming pool but not anywhere else.

Freefaller · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:38

wannabedamned said:
This is turning rather gay now...

Freefaller · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:39

gambitt said:
Irrelevant. Showering is a functional exercise and being naked is essential to the cleaning objective. Similarly, wearing speedos is acceptable at a swimming pool but not anywhere else.

Going on stage is a functional exercise for a bodybuilder.

Morba · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:39

gambitt said:
Irrelevant. Showering is a functional exercise and being naked is essential to the cleaning objective. Similarly, wearing speedos is acceptable at a swimming pool but not anywhere else.

So how do you show off as much of your physique as possible while wearing full clothing?

Morba · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:40

zebedeee said:
is that saying there's only the gay body builders in the states?

You've lost me, what are you on about?

TheCenturion · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:40

Thread should be locked imo. FF, you know what to do

gambitt · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:40

Freefaller said:
Going on stage is a functional exercise for a bodybuilder.

Deciding not to shower results in being smelly and dirty and is not socially acceptable.

Deciding not to go on stage and pose will not make you a social outcast.

You are comparing apples and oranges.

N19h7m4r3 · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:42

Morba said:
So how do you show off as much of your physique as possible while wearing full clothing?

Go to Zara and buy their "XL" clothing.

I burst out of them so you'll rip them just blinking

Also, I'm too sexy for this thread.

Vita · 7 Feb 2011 at 20:42

A thread has never felt more manly. :cool: